Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Potion_Time said:
I think it goes deeper than that but the moment a human looks at it after a reddit led mass fagging campaign it won't matter. Whatever intern looks at it will just compare the original banned account with the new one and pull the trigger. Like I said elsewhere, it took a similarly sized youtuber nearly a year before the retards who were working to get him banned finally found something new to do with their lives and he was able to start a new account without it being immediately flagged for deletion.
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Who was that? The homeless Drachen guy you mentioned? That's literally why he was homeless, because people were fucking with him that badly?
 
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Does he still ride his bike everywhere? I only ask because the cardiovascular benefits of cycling (any exercise really) might keep him surprisingly healthy. Well maybe not healthy as he's still an alcoholic with rotting teeth but I wouldn't be too shocked if he manages to keep going on longer than he should.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Permabanned means his IP is banned, right? Which means alt email addresses won't work, right? That's what I think permabanned means. If so, couldn't he just reset his router, don't routers change IPs when they're reset?
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No, it means that if he makes new accounts, someone just has to notify YT (if they don't notice), tell them and poof: Gone is the new account.
At least that's how it went for Drachenlord on almost every platform.
 
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Generic Retard said:
No, it means that if he makes new accounts, someone just has to notify YT (if they don't notice), tell them and poof: Gone is the new account.
At least that's how it went for Drachenlord on almost every platform.
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Well, if he gets permabanned he's fucked for a while. Especially, after that rapper and Adam22 decided to start giving him attention. There's going to be a lot of malicious assholes coming out of the woodwork.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Who was that? The homeless Drachen guy you mentioned? That's literally why he was homeless, because people were fucking with him that badly?
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I'm speaking of Simian Jimmy. He used to make a lot of great videos called "survival guides" under an account called Mumkey Jones. He finally managed to keep the Simian Jimmy account but his content style had to change so that it was less obvious that they were the same people.
 
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I'm speaking of Simian Jimmy. He used to make a lot of great videos called "survival guides" under an account called Mumkey Jones. He finally managed to keep the Simian Jimmy account but his content style had to change so that it was less obvious that they were the same people.
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I thought he got permbanned for calling Susan a horse faced bitch. Lol. I knew his content was edgy but I never thought it would lead to that many people striking his channel and fucking him that bad.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I thought he got permbanned for calling Susan a horse faced bitch. Lol. I knew his content was edgy but I never thought it would lead to that many people striking his channel and fucking him that bad.
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The specific video that got him banned was his Elliot Rodger video as it was found by the moron who reviewed the ban to be "idolizing violence against women".

He did nothing but make fun Elliot Rodger for being an incel cuck the entire video. But of course, the SJW's who didn't like his edgy humor used it to mass flag his accounts for months.
 
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Fools Idol said:
Does he still ride his bike everywhere? I only ask because the cardiovascular benefits of cycling (any exercise really) might keep him surprisingly healthy. Well maybe not healthy as he's still an alcoholic with rotting teeth but I wouldn't be too shocked if he manages to keep going on longer than he should.
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He hasnt ridden his bike since the old apartment
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Watching him drink that banana pudding liqueur is so dumb. I know it's been said before, but that same money could go towards a high ABV percentage IPA or a fifth of 101 Wild Turkey. He's bad at even being an alcoholic.
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I hold out hope that his ability to be an alcoholic will degrade along with the rest of his mental faculties to the point that he inadvertently cures himself of his alcoholism. With his abilities restored, his magic recharged, his "je ne sais quoi" retained, he will conquer the troles once and for all.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Watching him drink that banana pudding liqueur is so dumb. I know it's been said before, but that same money could go towards a high ABV percentage IPA or a fifth of 101 Wild Turkey. He's bad at even being an alcoholic.
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Lol remember when he said he adds sugar to his drinks to make them stronger. Lol
 
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These fucking people man.

They push him and push him, literally go slide shit under his door to harass him and make his retarded brain think he's being gangstalked (and honestly, he kind of is at this point.) He lashes out and they ban his channel so nobody can watch him. Then they go after his second channel too, bragging about reporting him for ban evasion on their gay little subreddits.

Yeah maybe he got off easy with a lot of the shit he's said on youtube in the past, so what? Youtube is fucking gay anyway, who cares about its idiotic rules. No excuse to go after his second channel.

This is so obviously not about just enjoying the content and laughing at Cobra's antics. These little weirdos have an ego about fucking with cobra, it gets them off. They feel powerful for managing to mute the internet presence of a mentally ill alcoholic.

Pathetic. Far, FAR more pathetic than Jord himself.
 
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Josh is my favourite cow and I am seething (and coping, but not dilating) at the Reddit faggots commenting “don’t be a bigot I can’t wait until YouTube permabans you” on his ban-evasion channel…

But I guess this is the natural life cycle of a lolcow, from a small niche audience to becoming well known enough for normie Reddit faggots discovering them and the blue hairs getting riled up which ends up in them getting banned.

Silver lining to this is Porkney and his other handlers possibly getting him set up on alternative streaming services, but as many of you have pointed out he is too retarded to learn anything new…

Oh well, hopefully this will dry his money source up which will consequently dry him up from alcohol, but in all reality he will just adjust his alcoholism to fit his budget and maybe one day end his dry spell with warlord while tweaked out in a tent under a bridge in Casper, or in a jail cell in the local pokey.
 
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Sorry for the multipost but just one other thing, I do not get or buy into this "punish Josh" angle.

What, pray tell, is he getting away with again? Look at this man's life.

He lives in a squalid section 8 apartment, sitting on a dumpy bug infested chair, eating goyslop and drinking the cheapest sugariest alcohol he can buy before his account goes too far into the negative. He is paranoid, lonely, mentally ill and severely addicted to at least three different substances now. He has no prospects for the future aside from early death from teeth/liver or life in a group home.

He isn't getting away with anything. This isn't about some kind of internet vigilante justice or saving Ellen or anything stupid like that. This is the internet equivalent of a mean fat kid pulling the legs off a spider for fun. Rate me MATI, I don't care. I hate these people.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Watching him drink that banana pudding liqueur is so dumb. I know it's been said before, but that same money could go towards a high ABV percentage IPA or a fifth of 101 Wild Turkey. He's bad at even being an alcoholic.
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You've gotta remember, this is an alcoholic that absolutely hates the taste of booze. He buys these goofball liqours and makes drink combos to cover the taste of booze so he can actually drink it.
 
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