Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mnutu said:
I would much rather discuss how badly Clint fucked up or how much of good boy/devil child Cobra really is for the ten thousandth time, than ever hear anything about Courtney or Cyraxx or any of the other orbiters. None of those fuckers are entertaining or interesting.
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'rax isn't an orbiter. Cobes called him a pedo and won't associate with him. It's Danny Brown's stupid grift that makes any mention relevant.
BoglimArchives said:
That subreddit and the people who come from it have a very serious problem with understanding where exactly they are and what position they sit from.

You have a problem with Josh screaming "Tranny" and "Faggot"? Why don't you start at "I'm a fucking asshole who makes fun of a mentally handicapped alcoholic." Okay? You're not a progressive hero, you're a fucking asshole just everyone else. You're not standing on an ivory tower, you're in the pit. With us, the people you hate and screech about all day. You wanna do something about that, far be it from me to stop you, but don't fuckin' screech about troony rights to me when you laugh at a mentally retarded man having an emotional meltdown.
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Every zoomers been groomed into a twitter witch hunter and cobes is low hanging fruit. Doesn't matter as long as Cobes has a way to tell people where his new channels are. Could even be good if the paypigs can't find when he's live so they won't keep sending him food and booze. Spring time soon and Cobes can own the trolls by wearing his crash helmet and cycling round Casper looking for the town's ghost.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Things don't end well for the faggot tranny fuckheads on Reddit. Boards constantly shutting down. They come here and show their asses and end up dox'd and shitting their pants. So goes the circle of the self-unaware
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Doxxed? Like you guys go out of your way to do it, or they retardedly aslccidentally dox themselves?
 
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Doxxed? Like you guys go out of your way to do it, or they retardedly aslccidentally dox themselves?
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No one here goes out of their way to do anything. People who come here who don't read the rules and try to make this place their personal planning grounds or their personal attack army* find out very quickly that they are not cooler than everyone else in the room. This is not a hug box. This is not a fight club. This is a place for cool cobras to observe and speculate.

(Edited to replace "attack on me" with the correct "attack army ")
 
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Maybe reddit fags forcing him off youtube and on to another platform that isn't facebook will be a good thing; less eyes and retarded glass tappers. But that requires effort and I don't think the bog brain can handle the change.
 
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Maybe reddit fags forcing him off youtube and on to another platform that isn't facebook will be a good thing; less eyes and retarded glass tappers. But that requires effort and I don't think the bog brain can handle the change.
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I think he could do it but it has to be easy as fuck to do, like press button an capture the video an mic it can't use anything like OBS or Streamlabs because that's too complex for him. The problem with Josh isn't that he can't do stuff but it has to be really really simple and easy to do or he's very quickly out of his depth and he get's mad - I'd honestly say CWC had a better grasp on technology than Josh ever has ever expressed he was able to rebuild a Windows laptop someone sent him with a stock OS and drivers etc back in the W7 era anyway and on Mac's since the Intel migration have a recovery partition and a OTI recovery option and he's fucked up a few mac's along the way beyond just abusing them with smoke and other crap that Clint's just replaced for him.

I'm also guessing Josh's not got full admin access on his system to make any changes and clint ties it to his iCloud and josh just has a basic user account to stop him from fucking up so often, I do something similar for my family who use mac's they have the admin username and password on hand but there accounts are just basic user's with limited rights it saves a lot of problems especially with older family members.
 
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Doesn't matter the cow, when an a-log is doxxed, you always find out exactly why they're such a massive a-log.

Just as Cobra bullied the slightly more retarded, so too do the slightly less retarded bully Cobra. They see in him a reflection of themselves, as they're autistic troons, and have the urge to dominate something. Turns out Cobes is the best they can do.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
Interesting information. Kind of tangentially related to Cobra, since Joel did the documentary.

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Anyone know Joel on here? Can he confirm this? Or is this just Charls getting blasted on negronis in Instanbul and being very upset?
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This is true. I logged back in to check to see if anyone had commented here on this. Three of the MDE troop (or three that once were part of it Andy Ruse, Joel, and Tom (Tom being r_athiest who used to run the subreddit and is the one who pays for clints visits to ireland)

a lot of the tangental shit where the mde/cobraverse crosses over was confirmed by charls going on this rant but nothing that interesting from a cobros side other than that at some point Sam had Oprah removed as a mod

also joel is working on a new doc but nothing to do with cobes

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Let The Shatters Bloom {trailer}

Thanksgiving 2022A video by Ham, Hud, Joel, and Zac.
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Deathfromabove said:
I really hate the "We must bring this monster to justice!" angle because it's literally just internet freaks making themselves feel better about harassing a mentally degrading autistic man. You think any of these redditors really give a fuck about Ellen? No. They pretend to care because it makes them feel morally sound with attacking a retarded guy who is drinking himself to death alone in his apartment. They have to paint Cobes as a pedo and stalker because it justifies their behavior. It's classic Alogging.
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They regularly talk shit about LN over there. They stalk her facebook and just shit all over her for no good reason other than she’s a minor character in the cobraverse. They will rip apart anyone just to feel good about themselves. Just a pathetic cesspool of seething hate watchers.
 
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Trappped apparently wants nothing to do with Cobes anymore and hasn't for a long while. Per the Sam Hyde thread, I said Charls probably has some legit complaints but he has some extreme mental illness that mucks up what is what. That stream with him drunk was just an amplified version of anytime he talks about it.

Some of the redditors that don't make accounts exclusively to post in the subreddit and leave their post history across others subreddits is telling. With the amount of people that make fun of Josh, they should take a look at themselves. Josh does have a point when he calls them drug addicts, losers, etc. A lot of them fit the (pelican) bill.
 
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charlesdickens said:
Trappped apparently wants nothing to do with Cobes anymore and hasn't for a long while. Per the Sam Hyde thread, I said Charls probably has some legit complaints but he has some extreme mental illness that mucks up what is what. That stream with him drunk was just an amplified version of anytime he talks about it.

Some of the redditors that don't make accounts exclusively to post in the subreddit and leave their post history across others subreddits is telling. With the amount of people that make fun of Josh, they should take a look at themselves. Josh does have a point when he calls them drug addicts, losers, etc. A lot of them fit the (pelican) bill.
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Would you mind capping a few and giving a brief run down? Putting some of these names in a spotlight might help discourage them.

ChairRot said:
They regularly talk shit about LN over there. They stalk her facebook and just shit all over her for no good reason other than she’s a minor character in the cobraverse. They will rip apart anyone just to feel good about themselves. Just a pathetic cesspool of seething hate watchers.
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The new generation of trolls growing up on Discord, social media and parasocial relationships with streamers like Metokur are all spiteful goblins. It's the energy 4chan used to have being channeled into ruining people's lives for community head pats or trying to gain clout as a legendary troll in the next Chris chan's wiki.
 
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I don't think anything good will come from losing his channel like someone else said. He doesn't really have anything else in life. Sure, I'll admit if he didn't get money he couldn't buy booze, but his YouTube and internet career really is his only achievement in life. I think it takes someone being a really sick puppy to look at Cobra's life and say, 'Yeah, we should take away his only achievement in life.' It's just vindictive and cruel, and I think a lot of those Reddit people lack any kind of capacity for empathy.

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Would you mind capping a few and giving a brief run down? Putting some of these names in a spotlight might help discourage them.
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This guy is someone somebody else pointed out on here I think he's a big fag lives in Vancouver https://www.reddit.com/user/Safe_University_3708/
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Devious Dave said:
I don't think anything good will come from losing his channel like someone else said. He doesn't really have anything else in life. Sure, I'll admit if he didn't get money he couldn't buy booze, but his YouTube and internet career really is his only achievement in life. I think it takes someone being a really sick puppy to look at Cobra's life and say, 'Yeah, we should take away his only achievement in life.' It's just vindictive and cruel, and I think a lot of those Reddit people lack any kind of capacity for empathy.
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Devil's advocate here.
The best thing for the gothic bad boy would be for him to lose his 'only achievement' and get out into the world. Josh leaving the internet would give him something to do other than drink in front of a computer. He would meet more people and they could be his friends without getting fucked with. Josh is not a virgin regard everyone considers creepy and weird, he's been groomed by the internet into a 5 year dry spell because he has no real world influences pushing back against his 'internet fame' Josh could pick up 1 hobby outside of his house, meet some people and he would do a 180 because he's so easy to influence. One gothic chick with a guitar lesson under her belt and Cobes could be influenced into being an okay boyfriend. She could tell him to shower, stop him wasting the Dewritos and have a pretty happy life as two goth regards away from the internets eyes

If the channel goes down he will join panels instead. We all know it so the dry spell will carry on.
 
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