Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Our goth bad boy has called out homeboy bitesize with some sick guitar riffs
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Super butthurt over hoping his dad will die in a car accident. He's terrified about what the next episode of the documentary will reveal.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
I don't at all agree that Cobes is boring especially compared to Wings or DSP. Repetitive? Yes, but crazy shit happens often on Cobes streams (The fight with Warlord, random hobos showing up to his apartment, food deliveries). Wings is insanely low energy and since he's been on SSRI's he doesn't freakout anymore. The one gimmick he had is now gone. DSP is slightly less boring but his chat is so locked down and heavily moderated no one can mess with him so it's just his terrible narration and clownmoding.
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Make no mistake there is enjoyment to be had with cobra, but you can't deny he is a bit of a slow burn and his appeal isn't immediately obvious. Especially when compared to the likes of Cyrax or Daniel Larson.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
God, if he would just stick to playing riffs he wouldn't be half bad, but the second he tries finger tapping and speed picking he just sounds like absolute shit.
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I'm not too sure. Back in the day before he started huffing paint for his Juans, maybe it could work yeah. I mean, I've heard him fuck up a 12 bar blues which is pretty difficult to do.
 
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I'm not too sure. Back in the day before he started huffing paint for his Juans, maybe it could work yeah. I mean, I've heard him fuck up a 12 bar blues which is pretty difficult to do.
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Eh, I listen to a lot of doom metal, like Electric Wizard and Bongripper, and a lot of that music is simplistic and heavy as shit. So I'd figure him just practicing basics could potentially have him produce some heavy doom. As he says though, he is autistic, leave him alone.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Eh, I listen to a lot of doom metal, like Electric Wizard and Bongripper, and a lot of that music is simplistic and heavy as shit. So I'd figure him just practicing basics could potentially have him produce some heavy doom. As he says though, he is autistic, leave him alone.
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You have a point there (Dopethrone FTW) but at the same time to play that stuff, you've gotta be really disciplined to keep up with the repetitivty. I think with his attention spam he would last a minute and then start thinking about logging on to chaturbate.
 
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FIVE STAR DAYS said:
You have a point there (Dopethrone FTW) but at the same time to play that stuff, you've gotta be really disciplined to keep up with the repetitivty. I think with his attention spam he would last a minute and then start thinking about logging on to chaturbate.
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I was just shocked at how hard it was to play funeral doom the first time I tried. Playing at 36-42 bpm in time is harder than I expected.
 
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The Mac & Cheese ended up looking like the aftermath of a suicide bombing. Another dank Cobra recipe for sure.
 
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