Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The Southwest Strangla said:
He’s going to need them pull before dental abscesses cause him to go into sepsis
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His front left incisor looks like it's already rotting up at the neck of the tooth, half of it!
It looks either black or greenish septic in pictures already (black and green TWU toobz).

Wth do you have to do, to fuck up your incisors so badly? Molars I can understand, not brushing and all,
but how do you cultivate such a tooth smegma that rots your incisors?
 
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Generic Retard said:
His front left incisor looks like it's already rotting up at the neck of the tooth, half of it!
It looks either black or greenish septic in pictures already (black and green TWU toobz).

Wth do you have to do, to fuck up your incisors so badly? Molars I can understand, not brushing and all,
but how do you cultivate such a tooth smegma that rots your incisors?
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Soft drinks, the enamel is on the front of your incisors quite thin compared to the back and they are what the surgars first touch in your mouth, American soft-drinks are really really really unhealthy for you even if they are not "Energy drinks" they levels of sugar's they contain make your teeth stand on edge unless your used to them, and other stabilising acids in them really do a number on the biology of the tooth.
 
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Generic Retard said:
His front left incisor looks like it's already rotting up at the neck of the tooth, half of it!
It looks either black or greenish septic in pictures already (black and green TWU toobz).

Wth do you have to do, to fuck up your incisors so badly? Molars I can understand, not brushing and all,
but how do you cultivate such a tooth smegma that rots your incisors?
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He eats pure shit. Maybe a frozen bit in his food, or a fucking stone, considering the sheer state of his cooking area. Likely he has eaten plenty of wood with that lathe in his living room. That's normal. Anyway, little crack in a tooth, food gets lodged in and the rotting begins. He never brushes, so it never stops rotting.

His mouth seems putrid. But a sexy goth badboy needs his rancid maw to attract that QT goth GF (Of age, consensual, non-related of course)
 
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Captain Ahab said:
His sketti and meatballs recipe broke my brain. If he wasn’t so retarded, I’d think it was some kind of performance art.

Do you think his love of sloppy food comes from his autism or is it the only thing his rotten teeth can handle?
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Jord's always had an iron stomach. Surstromming, bugs, deep fried avocado shells, you name it he's gobbled it down and gone for seconds.

I'll never forget the video where he was eating pickled pig's feet at midnight in total darkness. That shit was like something out of some art-house film.
 
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Generic Retard said:
His front left incisor looks like it's already rotting up at the neck of the tooth, half of it!
It looks either black or greenish septic in pictures already (black and green TWU toobz).

Wth do you have to do, to fuck up your incisors so badly? Molars I can understand, not brushing and all,
but how do you cultivate such a tooth smegma that rots your incisors?
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idk hes smoking baking soda or something

I do think it is the smoking though.
 
He needs his teeth to hurry up and rot out naturally. A dentist will most likely want him on an antibiotic cycle before doing any work. And there's no way he stops drinking enough for the antibiotics to work.
 
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idk hes smoking baking soda or something

I do think it is the smoking though.
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It's definitely that gum smegma thing he has going on from whatever he eats all day. Under that crust is probably a paradise for breeding germs...
Wouldn't surprise me if that greenish film is actually some edible mold strain from Roquefort cheese he ate a few months back.
roquefort cheese with green mold
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
He’s almost always is. Only Reddit faggots think every stream is going to be a freak out. He just drinks and repeat the same shit
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The way I see it sitting through a King Cobra stream is like panning for gold. 99% of the time you are going to come home empty handed and get the same gender relations rant he's repeated for going on 4 years now. Every once a month or two if you stick around long enough you stumble upon those golden nuggets. Things like the hat freakout, his weirdo pizza loops, the fight with warload etc.
 
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