Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

What's up with the phone videos lately? Did he break his computer?
phone internet is more stable than computer internet

"Cooltaste is a young punk still in his 20s, Im gonna be 32 in a month coming into my prime"
lmfao what a fuckin joker our boy is

Also ngl his moustache is giving off a pedo vibe
 
Cobra "I cant help that so many girls are into me that they're too afraid to be with me" while trying to deflect from actual ladys man crulwaist lmao

"Cool taste is jealous of me because he thinks he has fans" Oh cobes... ooooh cobes...
 
Cobra "I cant help that so many girls are into me that they're too afraid to be with me" while trying to deflect from actual ladys man crulwaist lmao

"Cool taste is jealous of me because he thinks he has fans" Oh cobes... ooooh cobes...
love how he keeps saying he came from a broken home, but josh did as well. lol
 
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Bless his face lmao

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I rather like his phone videos cause then I can get HQ shots of his face
 
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CT seems to have passed out for the night so here are some highlights: (Redditards refusing to use punctuation and correct grammar and spelling make it difficult to format this properly)
Also see https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-15171751
(I am way to lazy to screenshot every fucking post like @Pasta Runner did)


Who still hangs out with cobes besides Angie and Walt?
nobody

How bad is Josh's drinking off stream?
A lot worse than you think


Why does cobra even care about what you have to say about him? I thought he was so famous to not care.

Because hes a liberal


How bad does Cobes smell?
I dont know how to answer this. He basically made my nosehairs plug up my nose with his stink

Since you’re blind your sense of smell must be excellent describe to us what are the primary scents you detect in cobras living room and his bathroom.

Vacuum your carpet (in regards to the smell in Joshs)


How different is Josh talking off-camera to how he is on his streams/videos? Does he talk the same way, or talk about the same things, do his mannerisms change at all?
He doesnt talk from what I noticed he just watches youtube and smokes cigarettes

How long is your latest dry spell and how dope was it when you broke it last time


2 years and a few months. Felt great


Did you experience any negative repercussions from when cobra regardedly doxxed your cash app card? (I genuinely hope not)

Yes, people tried to make purchases on it and it had to be cancelled


Why is Jourd obsessed with sickos?
Because he has nothing better to talk about


Do you think Josh is a sicko? Also do you have thoughts on Ozzy?
No, and whens his next album maybe. (directly quoted)


what do people that you both are affiliated with say about josh when he’s not around? does he ever come up in conversation?
No. Last I heard Scotty doesnt want to talk to him anymore either.

Were you really the Casper Drug Kingpin at age 12?
Only to my neighbourhood

Has Cobes ever hit on you? Or has Cobes hooked up with Warlord?
Not on me, and he rejected warlord.

What is the going rate for a skin to skin chest rub and did you ever let grandpa “stick” you like he always wanted to before he died?
If you had a hairy chest $45 because I got to deal with rug burn, and no because he never had that $100
 
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Did you know that Josh Saunders debut LP, called simply Josh Saunders Pissing had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?


Elizabeth : [laughing] You actually listen to Josh Saunders? You own a Josh Saunders CD? More than one?


Patrick Bateman : It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "Pissing" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
 
Damn, Cobra as of late has made it harder for me to sympathize with him. Incredibly butthurt that CoolTaste is dunking on him (which is honestly hilarious, dude is pretty decent at banter), and constantly bringing up him getting molested, being blind, and his mom is a low blow. Preaches how he is above bullying him, then proceeds to "roast" him for being raised by a single mother, which personally erks me. Among other things.

Cobes just take the L and move on bro.

(Josh mentions CoolTaste abusing cats, has this been mentioned before and if so, confirmed?)
 
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Damn, Cobra as of late has made it harder for me to sympathize with him. Incredibly butthurt that CoolTaste is dunking on him (which is honestly hilarious, dude is pretty decent at banter), and constantly bringing up him getting molested, being blind, and his mom is a low blow. Preaches how he is above bullying him, then proceeds to "roast" him for being raised by a single mother, which personally erks me. Among other things.

Cobes just take the L and move on bro.

(Josh mentions CoolTaste abusing cats, has this been mentioned before and if so, confirmed?)
The general rule seems that the longer you watch cobes, the less you sympathize with his "plights" until you just rage at him, and after that the rage turns into not caring and just wanting to see his teeth fall out.

Also someone spotted Jorp gets targeted ads for women's underwear lmfao

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Not a sicko folks!
 
The general rule seems that the longer you watch cobes, the less you sympathize with his "plights" until you just rage at him, and after that the rage turns into not caring and just wanting to see his teeth fall out.

Also someone spotted Jorp gets targeted ads for women's underwear lmfao

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Not a sicko folks!
He watches lingerie try on videos because some of the chicks show intellect and make for a stimulating conversation.

 
Of age, alive, cis-gender, non-related models, it's all good toobz.
He watches lingerie try on videos because some of the chicks show intellect and make for a stimulating conversation.

It's just amazing how he's got an entire internet of free porn but he settles for bikini try ons and chaturbate, his fear of seeing a penis in porn is intense.
 
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