Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Potion_Time said:
Maybe I just don't have an ear for these things but it sounds like complete randomness to me. One of these days after he gets signed by Ozzy he's going to be in a hell of a pickle when he's expected to perform his music live on stage and he can't play literally any of his own music.
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It is just performative nonsense. He doesnt even know how to tune his guitar. People in this thread are fucking smoking weed lmao
 
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Potion_Time said:
Maybe I just don't have an ear for these things but it sounds like complete randomness to me. One of these days after he gets signed by Ozzy he's going to be in a hell of a pickle when he's expected to perform his music live on stage and he can't play literally any of his own music.
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It's like the auditory equivalent of his food, or his "political" rants. Stuff he likes, mashed together, with no rhyme or reason. He could potentially be good, if he wanted to, but we all know that ain't happening. Still, I gotta agree, seeing him actually enjoy himself for a change is a bit wholesome.
 
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Listening to him talk about trolls and sicko’s at this point is not unlike when Chris began to fixate on the dimension merge stuff. It’s so repetitive that it’s becoming indicative of a decline in his mental health. Seeing his early videos and how lucid he used to be, the contrast is astonishing. He is entirely unemployable at this point.
 
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Someone sent him weights. He's doing bad reps, but its not Chris Chan bad, at least.
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D_Tractor said:
Check out Burzum if you unironically kind of like Cobes' music but wish he was better at music.
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Personally, I think the Cobes/Warlord 'tism tussle is some kind of esoteric cosmic comedic mirroring of the Varg/Euronymous incident as bereft of aggression and virility as Cobes is of musical talent.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
It would be hilarious if fans stopped sending him booze. I don't know what his budget is like after rent, but he'd have to do some prioritizing/balancing if the free alcohol stopped showing up.
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Plus he can no longer overdraft. I guarantee that threw a rather large monkey wrench into his bogroove. Without going on the red he has no way to make his "purchases". I know he's seething about that. And its no coincidence that there's this new development and he just checked his po box. Both mean McClintock has been around in town. This what peak parenting looks like even if you don't like it, trole. "Better not poz my neghole, boy!" -Cobra to his dad after he cuts off the overdraft. In sure that Cope's financial statements go to Clunt's house so he's surely aware of the bank account abuse perpetrated by his little boggy boy.
 
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