Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sounding extra marble mouthed. Mush brain coming in nicely
I think his jaw/mouth is also kind of bothering him? It looks like only half of his mouth is moving in that video and the right side of his face looks a little puffier than the left. I suspect his teeth became worse ever since he mentioned tooth pain in that one pizza video a few days ago.
 
I know this is going to upset some people. But cobra isn’t this lovable idiot like most Reddit faggots thinks. He’s selfish and never cares for other feelings unless it’s beneficial to him.
Isn't that pretty typical of autists? I don't want to hide his behavior behind his condition, but autism fucks with your ability to recognize social or emotional cues.
 
I dig the way he puffs the vape like a cigar. He always manages to find new and interesting ways to be retarded.
IDK, it looked like he pulled on that vape like I do when drunk. Absolute hardcore rip, deep lung.

That being said, I encourage all of Cobra's troles to send him as much food, B-Complex vitamins and Pedialyte as possible. Seeing Cobra overdose on thiamine would be an epic troll.
 
I know this is going to upset some people. But cobra isn’t this lovable idiot like most Reddit faggots thinks. He’s selfish and never cares for other feelings unless it’s beneficial to him.
Bro what are you talking about? The subreddit thinks he's a pedophile who raped a mentally disabled girl and wipes his dick on people at the bar. They nonstop Alog him.
 
"Getting a mentally disabled person to give themselves brain damage is the ultimate troll"
Fucking weens should be gassed.
If you don't care about someone basically killing a retard, it's antithetical to producing content.
This guy isn't even one of the guys who actually deserve that.

We're looking at a really dark turn here. No lulz to be found, just pure evil and malice.
 
Whoever sent him that deserves to be put in jail.

It pisses me off too that his trolls are getting him to huff shit. But it's ultimately his choice whether or not he decides to ingest the chemicals they send him.

I think at this point, his father needs to step in and drag him kicking and screaming to rehab. It's either that or watch his son turn into a literal brain dead retard.
 
Here's a list of some Reddit weens/glass-tappers that I've tagged over time whenever they brag about it on the sub:
None of those are particularly evil and joyless.
It still takes an extra shitty person to not only send the duster but to give Josh written instructions on how to huff it.
Shit like that is how Michelle Carter ended up in jail.
You gave a cow a whippits addiction. Great idea.
Duster is WAY worse than whip-its.
 
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Having done too many drugs myself, I can't believe of all the white trash intoxicants the boglim ended up with it's dusters. Pure evil. Out in the sticks where I live they keep them locked away in stores because they're stolen and slammed so often.

I've got a friend who was on dusters for a while. Described it as the lowest point of his life. His description of the high was frightening, even. Static and nothingness. Even Cobes doesn't deserve that. The fucker that sent him that can rot in hell.
 
I think at this point, his father needs to step in and drag him kicking and screaming to rehab. It's either that or watch his son turn into a literal brain dead retard.
Maybe that’s the plan. I’m sure caring for a child that mentally disabled is difficult. They also have the burden of wondering what’s going to happen to him after they are gone. I’m not advocating for that but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s going through their brain.
 
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