Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Healthy Boy Brand]

I know it's been said before but that duster is going to kill him
What's gonna happen to this thread if cobra dies ):

Gonna get a somber gray Inactive tag. That shouldn't stop the discussion though, see the Lowtax thread.

 

[michaelscott69]

istg if the BOY biffs it before entering the tooth yanking saga I am going to be PISSED.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Trolls in the livestream chat spamming his address and saying to doordash him duster. Also nonstop bringing up Cyraxx for some reason. I miss when Cobes was an underground cow.

I think part of the reason these new A-logs from the Danny Brown shit or the No Jumper shit or wherever they come from are the way they are because all they've ever seen of Josh is this below-pity degenerate wastoid. I think those of us who still maintain some sympathy for him remember him from when he was at least not as bad. This duster shit is just so fucking malicious. Nobody who viewed Josh as having any sort of human value would get him huffing that shit.

 

[whogoesthere]

He's been killing himself publicly for YEARS. Liver cirrhosis is no joke. I don't like the duster anymore than you do but I think it's hypocritical of his fans to send him alcohol and cheer him on drinking then take a moral stance against another substance. It's ultimately Cope's decision and his responsibility. Clunt said he has the mental capacity of a 12 year old and I agree. It's gross to watch. Color me mati.

You do make a good point, though. People were happy to cheer on the drink, which we all know is killing him. Plenty sent him booze as well.

Dying of liver failure is no "quiet and peaceful" way to die, it's fucking awful, and it drags on.

I mean, if you wanted to get really rational and Darwinian about it, a quick duster related death would ease the tax burden, and kill him quickly, thus avoiding a slow painful death. You would put a horse outs its misery, It's cruel to make things suffer. (I wouldn't go this far, but it's a legitimate opinion, if rather dark)

 

[Baby Cakes]

It is what it is no skin off my shoes if he biffs it

It'll suck at least.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

boglims gonna bog

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn't sound like he's snorting IMO, he's huffing. He's like a dog, he'll ingest anything in front of him even if it's dangerous. I never moralfag, but fuck the people sending this shit. I hate sickos.

He's pretty much a classic garbagehead. The only good thing about that is he's unlikely to develop a hardcore addiction to any specific thing other than booze. I doubt he's going to seek out duster specifically, he'll just do it if it's there.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

If Jord does die of duster maybe Clint can organize an effort in Wyoming to pass some tighter regulations on inhalants to honor his memory. Call it Fay's Law: any ween caught mailing air duster to retards is to be executed via duster inhalation themselves. Or at least made to eat a bar of tactical soap.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

You do make a good point, though. People were happy to cheer on the drink, which we all know is killing him. Plenty sent him booze as well.

I was talking with another farmer about this a while ago and we both agreed that was some of the worst things you could do to him, not just out of Alcohol abuse but also in terms of content, he's like Chris if you want to get the monkey to dance you withhold there toys in this case Booze for Josh.

Dying of liver failure is no "quiet and peaceful" way to die, it's fucking awful, and it drags on.

It's a really ugly way to die, one guy in my Alcohol counselling was suffering from that and kidney failure - the poor bastard started drinking when his Kid died and never recovered, out of all the people I met in those early sessions I hoped he'd pull through but he didn't.

 

[niggers]

imo the duster stuff is getting blown way out of proportion. yes, it's dangerous, if you actually do a deep inhale of a long blast. but cobes is regarded. he's going to do it wrong. no filter, short hits, no real inhalation. yes, someone sent him directions, but giving cobes directions on how to do something properly sounds like a surefire way for him to fuck up doing it properly.

he's doing little baby huffs, spraying a little bitterant on his tongue to freak out the "troles" (conscious reason) and get attention from daddy (subconscious reason).

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

imo the duster stuff is getting blown way out of proportion. yes, it's dangerous, if you actually do a deep inhale of a long blast. but cobes is regarded. he's going to do it wrong. no filter, short hits, no real inhalation. yes, someone sent him directions, but giving cobes directions on how to do something properly sounds like a surefire way for him to fuck up doing it properly.

he's doing little baby huffs, spraying a little bitterant on his tongue to freak out the "troles" (conscious reason) and get attention from daddy (subconscious reason).

It can and will still fuck him up, your underestimating those can's - today I had to slip a 1/4 bolt into a hole that was just a little too tight - I put a glove on upended the can and chilled it with a blast of the cold juice that shit hung around. Even if he's doing a Cap Blast he can and will still; fuck himself up.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

He's been killing himself publicly for YEARS. Liver cirrhosis is no joke. I don't like the duster anymore than you do but I think it's hypocritical of his fans to send him alcohol and cheer him on drinking then take a moral stance against another substance. It's ultimately Cope's decision and his responsibility. Clunt said he has the mental capacity of a 12 year old and I agree. It's gross to watch. Color me mati.

Duster can kill the cow in seconds, there are more safety barriers with alcohol such as vomiting and passing out. At least if he's dying a slow death from liver and kidney issues there will be things to document about it.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

It can and will still fuck him up, your underestimating those can's - today I had to slip a 1/4 bolt into a hole that was just a little too tight - I put a glove on upended the can and chilled it with a blast of the cold juice that shit hung around. Even if he's doing a Cap Blast he can and will still; fuck himself up.

You shrank the bolt by freezing it? Why not just widen the hole with a bigger bit?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If Jord does die of duster maybe Clint can organize an effort in Wyoming to pass some tighter regulations on inhalants to honor his memory. Call it Fay's Law: any ween caught mailing air duster to retards is to be executed via duster inhalation themselves. Or at least made to eat a bar of tactical soap.

Pretty sure it's already illegal to mail aerosol cans.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

You shrank the bolt by freezing it? Why not just widen the hole with a bigger bit?

Tiny fraction, if I ad to crack out a divation chart I could be waiting for a week to make the change.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Impossible like some retard tried to point out a page or two ago only KF is responsible for having his dox

We are responsible for hosting the dox, and it's fair to say that doesn't do him any favors, but ultimately this shit spreads around in Discord servers inhabited by redditors.

It didn't even start with Josh doxing himself. A month after Josh moved in, Tina posted his address on her public Facebook. Then Warlord flat out doxed him to a troll, which makes its rounds in whatever Discord server is popping off at that time. The reddit moderation team doesn't tolerate that being posted and they get inundated with it semi-frequently, but it is ultimately redditors hanging out in weird discords that spread it and have it. Josh mentioning it just seals the deal and he ALWAYS doxes himself eventually because he can't help it, he's a rubberhead they're gunna do rubberheaded things.

Some of these redditors have serious fuckin' problems, I'd follow them around because they're definitely cow material if I've ever seen it but they're so fuckin' insignificant that it's not even worth the effort. Particularly that Boglim reddit, there's a handful of people there who make me laugh somewhat often whenever someone shoots me a screenshot.

 

[Goatchoker]

You shrank the bolt by freezing it? Why not just widen the hole with a bigger bit?

Because rethreading and widening a hole is a PITA.

I am still bummed about the duster arc, its fucked.

 

[Fortyone]

Destroying my last remaining brain cells with literal computer duster to own the troles. This shit is sad.

It's like he's so obsessed with fighting the troles that he will literally kill himself to deprive them of content and spite them.

Here's a list of some Reddit weens/glass-tappers that I've tagged over time whenever they brag about it on the sub:

• cyclingpainter - Sent Josh troll food
• Safe_University_3708 - Sends Josh food and other troll DoorDashes a lot
• Gay_Lord2020 - Sent Josh firewood
• Sam1234299 - Sent Josh toddler toys
• Odd-Prize2277 - Sent Josh little girl underwear and toddler toys
• davidpt40 - Paypiggy
• dombeldor21 - Gave Josh money to shave his armpits
• helsyng - Dark Side Becky, sent Josh a wand holster that he destroyed and resent him one
• screen_classic - Called Frosty's to get Josh in trouble
• thebrockawesome - Sent Josh a $50 gift card
• sickpleasure89 - Sent Josh a crock pot that remains boxed up in his kitchen unused

God bless you man someone needs to keep track of these weens and alogs on the reddit.

 

[BoglimArchives]

God bless you man someone needs to keep track of these weens and alogs on the reddit.

Can add me to that list. His dog died a while ago and I sent him some guitar strings cause I felt bad.

Don't fuckin' judge me I'm a good Christian man

 

[mars]

I said before I don't think he would spend his own money on duster to huff but now that there's a dedicated group of people keeping him stocked up I don't have quite as an optimistic viewpoint. I don't think they'd be able to fund him into "walking on sunshine" levels of addiction because that gets pretty expensive but they'd definitely be able to get him hooked.