Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

DAT CINCINATTI CHILI!!!!!
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feeling my arteries clog up just watching him devour it
 
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Bogliacci said:
Yo it's driving me up a wall that he keeps calling it con carne lmfao. I believe I've been proven correct in why he missays shit, he reads the first few letters and his wet brain just fills it in at random trying to get close, there's no thought to it.
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Cincinnati "chili" is a pasta sauce, and does not belong anywhere near a burrito. Even if it did, this vile concoction makes me want to retch. Not surprised he could eat it though.
 
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I just wish we could see part one and part three of this creation. And I also feel there is footage missing between the half minute long part four and the video of the burrito being eaten.

I know, Cobra's brain is like Swiss cheese, yes please, but still I fear I'm missing out!

Also, why haven't we gotten any livestream breaking down the events of and aftermath to his Filth-concert! I want to know how many casualties there were from him wearing Tactical Soap – Gain the tactical advantage (not a sponsor)! And did Dani Filth shout him out?

Oi, you there! Filthy wanker! I can smell your breath all the way to the stage from your cheap tickets area. Didn't I tell you to brush your teeth? And how is your boyfriend doing, did you and Warlord make up?
 
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We will get made-up stories in no time. Girls thought he smelt nice, people wanted pictures with him because they are ‘fans’, and others wanted him to play guitar on stage… shit like that will spew out over next few months.

Need to sign him up for a make-a-wish so he can meet Ozzy or something along those lines. I mean he is high regarded and not meant much longer in this world, that’s gotta qualify him, right?
 
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Step 1: Scream like Danny Filth
Step 2: Wear tactical soap
Step 3: Don't try anything
Step 4: Heheheheheh

Real talk though I'm glad he had a good time at the concert. I'm sure he was on his phone wading through troll messages and dick pics most of the time, but I hope it was still less time than he usually spends locked into an epic death struggle with his fanbase.
 
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DAT CINCINATTI CHILI!!!!!
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feeling my arteries clog up just watching him devour it
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Watching him try and fail to roll the burrito, then adding more tortillas as a solution was great. It reminded me of that kid from high school who was always adamant about rolling the joint, but had no fucking clue how to and would Frankenstein together like 5 rolling papers to compensate. Same energy.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
Watching him try and fail to roll the burrito, then adding more tortillas as a solution was great. It reminded me of that kid from high school who was always adamant about rolling the joint, but had no fucking clue how to and would Frankenstein together like 5 rolling papers to compensate. Same energy.
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a classic american solution: add more fucking bread
 
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cigarettesalsa said:
I guess when you live in the middle of nowhere and have to drive hours to see music people really treat it like an event. I go to shows all the time and no one is tailgating or partying before hand. Then again I wouldn't be caught dead watching cradle of filth
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I was dragged to go see Cradle of Filth w/Chthonic a long while back, it was a long ass drive. Lots of pre-partying happened right outside the venue, local bar down the way was packed to the gills (Mostly because Megadeth was playing the same day at a close by venue) and it was fantastic. Lots of goth, of-age big titty ladies were present. The whole pre-event stuff was worth the drive alone, it was nuts, would absolutely do it again.

I’m glad Josh got to see Devildriver because they are excellent live, CoF is infinitely bad.

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Is chairbugs(((our))) guy?
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No. lol

I spoke to him this morning, he thinks the subreddit is being silly. If it was him and his friend Cheddar, they would go and film a whole series of videos getting hammered, eating all the retarded shit they made, and immediately posting it up for everyone to see once editing was done. I think the only reason him and Cheddar haven’t done that already is because they work all week and they can’t drive 36 hours to see Josh, not because it would hurt the precious feelings of some mentally disturbed redditors.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
If Josh gets laid, man, this is gunna be great. He might relax on the fuckin’ gender shit and actually get some pep in his step. His whole life now is a cope for not getting his dick wet, you can see the same shit in his older videos whenever he went through a spell, once it was broken, he’d go right on back to being a weirdo minus the gender rants.

Once he touches some fine of-age verginer, he’s gunna start dropping the cope. Fucking fight me on it faggots, I am unusually optimistic.
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Late as fuck, but it'll just start a new loop of continous Bogness as his life is a cope about everything in it, not only his dick not getting wet;

Fuck you troles, I got laid, TMDWU!
I didn't have to get laid to get into your sorry heads but....
Fuck my troles, I waited patiently and...
Tactical sope, I told you it would work if you're patient, 15% off...
The real reason I broke my dry spell is due to telling you how things work (Bond #3, 15% off); let me tell you about gender relations as I know how that works because I just got laid, Fuck you troles, TMDWU!

Repeat ad infinitum with a lot of *fuck sickos* and "cutting down on alcohol" and your other normal Boglim-loop shit...
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I like Boglim Chronicles but why does he always include really unfunny Alog comments? Isn't the whole point of showing chat messages and comments to highlight funny ones? It's all just bitter assholes trying to accuse him of shit or attacking him.
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I think he adds some of them because Josh is responding to them (or appears to be).
 
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Ace of speds said:
Late as fuck, but it'll just start a new loop of continous Bogness as his life is a cope about everything in it, not only his dick not getting wet;

Fuck you troles, I got laid, TMDWU!
I didn't have to get laid to get into your sorry heads but....
Fuck my troles, I waited patiently and...
Tactical sope, I told you it would work if you're patient, 15% off...
The real reason I broke my dry spell is due to telling you how things work (Bond #3, 15% off); let me tell you about gender relations as I know how that works because I just got laid, Fuck you troles, TMDWU!

Repeat ad infinitum with a lot of *fuck sickos* and "cutting down on alcohol" and your other normal Boglim-loop shit...
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Can you imagine what that lady would be like? Homeless, missing teeth, drug addicted, probably drug and rob him..., possibly a man. The possibilities are endless. I just know that even Copes would have a hard time bragging about the type of lady that would sleep with him in his current state. I guess he could get lucky and find a codependent mother figure to try and "fix" him.

He has to get over his fear of of age, alive, same species, unrelated, cis-gendered ladies. In other words... not gonna happen. Beyond all that his biggest barrier is his swollen toxic ego. A little self reflection would go a LONG way. Poor regarded little guy.

His fans/trolls should band together and hire a lady of the night to pretend to be into him for an evening. "Oh cobra, you're so goth. Flex your neck muscles for me again!" Lol
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I like Boglim Chronicles but why does he always include really unfunny Alog comments? Isn't the whole point of showing chat messages and comments to highlight funny ones? It's all just bitter assholes trying to accuse him of shit or attacking him.
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Grift Garrison said:
I think he adds some of them because Josh is responding to them (or appears to be).
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I've always thought of it as setting the mood of the room with the unfunny chats, part of the fun of Bogwatching is wtching the community as well.

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Can you imagine what that lady would be like? Homeless, missing teeth, drug addicted, probably drug and rob him..., possibly a man. The possibilities are endless. I just know that even Copes would have a hard time bragging about the type of lady that would sleep with him in his current state. I guess he could get lucky and find a codependent mother figure to try and "fix" him.

He has to get over his fear of of age, alive, same species, unrelated, cis-gendered ladies. In other words... not gonna happen. Beyond all that his biggest barrier is his swollen toxic ego. A little self reflection would go a LONG way. Poor regarded little guy.

His fans/trolls should band together and hire a lady of the night to pretend to be into him for an evening. "Oh cobra, you're so goth. Flex your neck muscles for me again!" Lol
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He's hit above his weight limit once or twice that Justin Bieber looking bird who inked Ozzy on him and that one who just doesn't look like Cobes type at all kinda almost 00's pre hipster. But looking at him now I'd honestly hate to see what he could really attract, like him or in even worse shape.

The codependency thing would only work with substance abuse, the kinda woman looking for a fixer upper wants a man who can be repaired and improved but cobes isn't that cobes is borderline being compulsory purchase ordered and knocked down to make way for some student housing, or a hotel for migrants.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I like Boglim Chronicles but why does he always include really unfunny Alog comments? Isn't the whole point of showing chat messages and comments to highlight funny ones? It's all just bitter assholes trying to accuse him of shit or attacking him.
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You have to play to your audience, and the current audience is “I am really angry about a retard boy right now.” It’s been like that for a bit. The subreddit subsists off it almost entirely.

If it makes you feel any better, the newer content creators absolutely do not give a shit about the a-log stuff, they think it’s gay, and they make it a point to tell people that and they encourage self-policing of that. They are good boys.
 
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