Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Stephanie isn't awful looking in present day or anything but she's basically retarded and pretty disgusting they honestly were perfect for each other

TBH I kinda feel bad for Stephanie, she seems rather normal and aspires to to better for herself - she's most well known for having a awful first choice in a boyfriend. But she seems otherwise normal and is holding down a job owns her own car etc

 

[BoglimArchives]

This is actually pretty fucking neat

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This is actually pretty fucking neat

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What is that? some kind of distortion pedal or amp?

 

[DyingStarsForever]

Now apparently this AugustTheDuck character has found out about Cobes. Followers of the Jack Scalfani thread will now who he is, a-logging commentary channel. He has quite an audience, expect an influx of newcomers to the cobra fandom.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

This is actually pretty fucking neat

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Oh man, I hope we get to hear that bad boy. Well done, whoever made it.

What is that? some kind of distortion pedal or amp?

Yeah, stompbox/pedal for guitar, not necessarily distortion tho. I personally hope it’s got some type of stoner metal effect instead.. would really take the spooky sound to the next level.

 

[charlesdickens]

Ugh August is terrible.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

would really take the spooky sound to the next level

I'm picturing a Thermalin with a Reggie backing track.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

holy fuck, the look on his face from drinking that scorpion vodka, he looked like he was seconds from hurling

 

[bonified retard]

Looks like his bottom strings are all the same gauge. Also that top string just chillin on top of the deep frted humbucker smells good.

Love to see him trying different "guitar playing" techniques and not just the same performative shredding. He does seem somewhat inspired by the concert but that could just be the stockpile of 99 shooters

 

[Devious Dave]

TBH I kinda feel bad for Stephanie, she seems rather normal and aspires to to better for herself - she's most well known for having a awful first choice in a boyfriend. But she seems otherwise normal and is holding down a job owns her own car etc

I use to feel bad for her to but then I found out she immediately got involved with a pagan poly couple right after cobra and took bathroom nudes with a shitty toilet bowl lmao she deserves cobra as much as he deserves her they are on the same level (also she has nasty boobs)

 

[BoglimArchives]

Now apparently this AugustTheDuck character has found out about Cobes. Followers of the Jack Scalfani thread will now who he is, a-logging commentary channel. He has quite an audience, expect an influx of newcomers to the cobra fandom.

The influx of mongoloids is an ever present trend with Josh.

I have a couple of private discords for Jord shit and you better bet your ass I gatekeep the fuck out of them. Wish the subreddit would do the same.

People don’t like gatekeeping but it gets to a certain point where you have to close the gates and let the faggots moan from the outside about it to their hearts content.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

Looks like his bottom strings are all the same gauge. Also that top string just chillin on top of the deep frted humbucker smells good.

Love to see him trying different "guitar playing" techniques and not just the same performative shredding. He does seem somewhat inspired by the concert but that could just be the stockpile of 99 shooters

Fuck I wish I was close by so I could fix up his guitar; yes it'll get trashed again but whatever I like setting up guitars. Though properly setting up his guitar could throw off his goblim mojo.

I am also very interested in hearing that pedal, as far as I can tell it's only got the one knob and the on/off switch.

 

[Bogliacci]

This is actually pretty fucking neat

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It's getting to the point where I'd like to see more legit gifts to our boy and less retarded trolling from the subreddit so he doesn't feel the need to be so tight lipped and just relaxes so he can be candid like he used to be.

 

[Bogliacci]

The influx of mongoloids is an ever present trend with Josh.

I have a couple of private discords for Jord shit and you better bet your ass I gatekeep the fuck out of them. Wish the subreddit would do the same.

People don’t like gatekeeping but it gets to a certain point where you have to close the gates and let the faggots moan from the outside about it to their hearts content.

I've watched a few of this guys jack scalfani's vids, adds nothing aside from "WOW LOOK HOW BAD THIS IS" Thanks bud I couldnt tell before. He seems to like to just talk out of his ass and go for easy targets like our boy, kay and jack. I'm sure he's big on reddit.

 

[Jibbers Cribbers]

Why is everyone pissed with me?
I was only joking. I never heard of this goy until now. So without a doubt I sincerely apologize.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Looks like his bottom strings are all the same gauge. Also that top string just chillin on top of the deep frted humbucker smells good.

That string stuck above the pickup is giving me a visceral reaction.

 

[Bogliacci]

Why is everyone pissed with me?
I was only joking. I never heard of this goy until now. So without a doubt I sincerely apologize.

u got slayed trole

 

[Devious Dave]

Why is everyone pissed with me?
I was only joking. I never heard of this goy until now. So without a doubt I sincerely apologize.

You said the N word and that's unforgivable

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Can you imagine what that lady would be like? Homeless, missing teeth, drug addicted, probably drug and rob him..., possibly a man. The possibilities are endless. I just know that even Copes would have a hard time bragging about the type of lady that would sleep with him in his current state. I guess he could get lucky and find a codependent mother figure to try and "fix" him.

He has to get over his fear of of age, alive, same species, unrelated, cis-gendered ladies. In other words... not gonna happen. Beyond all that his biggest barrier is his swollen toxic ego. A little self reflection would go a LONG way. Poor regarded little guy.

His fans/trolls should band together and hire a lady of the night to pretend to be into him for an evening. "Oh cobra, you're so goth. Flex your neck muscles for me again!" Lol

Sooooo, he should take another crack at Gothie?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I'm glad the boy got out and had fun, tailgating at big shows is awesome and if he lived somewhere that was closer to a decent venue he may do this more. Big ups to the guy that took him and gave him a concert experience that many of us take for granted. Happy Cobes makes better vids.