Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

UncommonParlence said:
Thems rookie numbers. When we get past the 3 week mark then he's in the running. I think 24 days is the record? It's funny because he recently said that he trys not to wear band shirts too often because he doesn't want to wear them out. Imagine the smell... All the semen, piss, old stale beer, sweat, cigarette butts, and wet & Juicy extrusions. I'm sure that it's quite the intoxicating melange. I mean toxic melange.
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Everyday I miss the zombie shirt more and more. Why can't the pay pigs do something actually cool like sending him a replica of the zombie shirt?
 
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Well I called it awhile back in the thread, but its official the boglim king "likes" shoe on head. He of course has seen her naked and thought damn that of age, alive, cis gender, not related, human, bald girl is hot. He's not going to try anything because he respects boundaries.. At least he can't access shoe. It could be quit a nice arc in an otherwise monotonous cycle we've been stuck in. In a kind of funny way these two would make a great influencer couple, both bald, both have no opinion of their own, she sleeps in a dog bed he has the dead dog chair, both live in cradles of fifth, and with cobies cooking she would finally have home cooked "trad" food because as we know fuck gender roles, cooking isn't just a woman's job.

edit: holy shit he actually said trad wife, while talking about periods of course. also fuck sickos children are more precious than rock and roll.
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
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"This is the greatest handgun ever made:
the Colt King Cobra.
Six bullets—more than enough to kill any sicko that moves.
Now I'll show you why they call me King Cobra...
DRAW!"
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"It's a nice gun. I'll give you that. But the Ozzy Knuckles give you no tactical advantage whatsoever"

What do we call this... Snake Posting? Heehehe yeaah TWU
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
A “fan” sent it. Cobes is huge in Asia.
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Ah. That makes sense. It's just as vile as the fucking calamari, but it still blows my mind that he reads 'strange fish' or 'snails' and just eats it

Part three: https://youtu.be/ENLhlLtKI4k
Of course, he's retarded enough to call out the subreddit of faggots. The cheese topping is most likely going bad if not bad already based on the clumping. And we get a nice shot of the oven door, caked in grime and rust. I've always amazed at how these bed-bug-ridden SSD apartments (like acerthron's) even have the gall to advertise a rent price (as opposed to a prison sentence).
 
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mush mouth bong bitch said:
Where the fuck does he buy 豆豉鯪魚 from? Like I get Walmart sells it, but that's like a Chinese Chinese thing - not like buying anchovies at walmart.
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There are only like a dozen or so grocery items that he (clint/tanis) gets for himself. Anything thats not shredded cheese, country crock, doritos, etc is usually sent to him in the mail by viewers
 
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There are only like a dozen or so grocery items that he (clint/tanis) gets for himself. Anything thats not shredded cheese, country crock, doritos, etc is usually sent to him in the mail by viewers
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Makes sense. As a normal person I thought the Walmart sold it for some strange reason and he just put his hand on the potted meat section and scraped that shit into his basket. It would be interesting to use for it for rice or veggies for a moderately healthy, easy to make snack/lunch. See: https://youtu.be/IEC5ZfsOYp0
 
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