Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

UncommonParlence said:
Remember when he tried to make French fries in boiling water?
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Legit retardation, although parboiling cut fries then getting as much water off as possible on paper towels before deep frying them works really well. Although the way he works with oil, they'd literally explode if he just dumped them all into boiling grease from a height.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
You know what I really want to do a law and order intro now, you know where they have the faces of the cops fading in an out using stills of him from various meltdowns while the gituar music from the 80's plays and the into being something like "In the City of Casper Wyoming the people are repulsed by two separate groups, The Stompers who prevent these crimes and the Boglims that perform them these are there storys".
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You know, I could probably do that with some elbow grease. Lemme see what I can cook up, should be fun.
 
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My favorite food related Cobes moment is that time he took out a $15 loan at a cash advance and talked about how he was going to buy a bottle of liquor with it but because he has his priorities straight he decided it was best to buy a Little Squeezers pizza with it. Absolutely one of the most retarded things he has ever done. He went in expecting to get $200 and a place as predatory as a cash advance took one look at him and said the best I can do is $15 and that dumb fuck actually took it.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Remember when he tried to make French fries in boiling water? Then he came on later talking about the "stew" that he'd made? Lol. Yall think this dude might be retarded? He is too integilent for therpy. He IS Therapist though. At least his grape demon is. Fuck sickos.
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The fact that this happened and it's not even considered his infamous french fry incident is so funny.
 
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Well, he just heard about the shooting in Nashville. He thinks it happened in Memphis. He can't do a thing right, lol. He's also taking this "occasion" to "misgender" the shooter. Lol. Mask off Copes, mask off. Makes you wonder what he sounds like when he's not faking for youtube. Virtue signaling on POINT. He's always so fucking late too. And he's still celebrating his birthday month. Tranny shooter has spoiled his month. I'm really starting to think he's a fucking retard. Lmao, you dumb motherfucker. Like a true debutante with a toy gun.

Eta: God his slurping has gotten bad. Damn near makes him unwatchable. Fucker could slurp saltines. It's gotta be his prehensile baboon lips. Fuck sickos. Hith lithp ith tho fucking pronounthed too. His just bad at using his face hole in general. I heard he gives a mean pussy job, ladies. He'll thlurp that monkey dry... it's the truth kind of thing. Just telling it like it is to be honest.

Eettaa: He's still got the filth shirt on. How many days is this now? We may have run for the money on our hands, boys!
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Makes you wonder what he sounds like when he's not faking for youtube. Virtue signaling on POINT. He's always so fucking late too.
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He doesn't have any actual opinions on this stuff other than his retarded interpretation of what he hears on youtube.

Also he has brought this up already. He's been saying he's saving it for its own video, aka coming up with brilliant one liners to say before shooting a tranny.
 
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BoggedUp said:
Didn't that one furry dyke he dated end up with a vaginal infection and strep from sucking and fucking the Boglim's meat stick?
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Summer Moon-Roberts only got a throat infection, I wanna say, and it was eluded to by Scrapper Steve that the cause was because "Josh is dirty down there."

Who knows, though. It's equally likely she had poor hygiene, you know how these Furries are.
 
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