Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BoglimArchives]

Do you guys seriously believe the broke lazy retard sent the flowers himself?

Too much effort, money, and thought is required for such a task. Clearly one of his buddy trolls did it after seeing the dox in either discord or the dox stream, then told him about it for brownie points.

I don't think he requested to have it done either. Again, something like that requires a level of thought which is way outside this retard's capabilities.

I think this is likely and I think he probably said “Hell yeah, do it.”

I didn’t seriously think Josh was putting effort and money into anything but his booze, I just considering his cohorts to be an extension of him in all instances.

 

[ChexMix88]

Also shouts out to the /pw/ bro watching Wrestlemania now. Hope you're enjoying the champagne of beers while watching the show.

I don't want to make fun of wrestling I'm actually watching Mania rn but I'm shocked Josh doesn't love it. Half the people in the crowds look like him.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I’m not surprised Josh is doing this now. How could you be? He’s an internet goober who says off colour shit occasionally, he’s not Chance Wilkins. He gets regular death threats every day, people harass him wherever he goes and it’s not exactly harmless trolling either. He gets sent every manner of retarded thing possible, all his friends are secretly fucking with him, his family gets fucked with.

I’m not surprised he sent flowers. I’m surprised he didn’t swat the person. If I was him and I cared enough about people fuckin’ with me, I’d go for the throat too.

But why now?

Cobra has been the subject of mockery his entire life. Fate endowed the ridiculous retard with a "kick me" sign on his back, and he can't help but constantly draw attention to it. Now, trying to fight trolls with their weapons, has he finally reached his limit? My dumb pet theory is someone's winding him up, or he's trying to impress someone.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

I’m not surprised Josh is doing this now. How could you be? He’s an internet goober who says off colour shit occasionally, he’s not Chance Wilkins. He gets regular death threats every day, people harass him wherever he goes and it’s not exactly harmless trolling either. He gets sent every manner of retarded thing possible, all his friends are secretly fucking with him, his family gets fucked with.

I’m not surprised he sent flowers. I’m surprised he didn’t swat the person. If I was him and I cared enough about people fuckin’ with me, I’d go for the throat too.

Who wouldn't love getting flowers from Cobes? This could be the beginning of a beautiful romance...

 

[GibMoneyPls]

But why now?

Cobra has been the subject of mockery his entire life. Fate endowed the ridiculous retard with a "kick me" sign on his back, and he can't help but constantly draw attention to it. Now, trying to fight trolls with their weapons, has he finally reached his limit? My dumb pet theory is someone's winding him up, or he's trying to impress someone.

Games here has been releasing some of the dox in discords and to his buddies on reddit. Games has recently been very vocal recently in discords and on KF. Games loves Josh. Now Josh's haters are suddenly getting shit...

Games is broker than Josh though, so maybe not.

 

[ZipDisk]

Dude looks like he's one tax increase on tea away from revolting against the Crown.

Ha! Ha!

Why do east coast fucks call soft tortillas "shells"
It's not a shell.

The porcupination of the abomination was an interesting choice. The butter made it look like some bizzare artwork. Hang some flags off those toothpicks and you could probably sell it shellacked. Somewhere between a Hirst and a nightmare.

Has Cobra become more nasal, or did someone tune him up a bit? He sounds different.

I also enjoy how this cooking video will be feature length by the time it's done. I wonder how many parts it will end up being, or if it burned and he threw it out.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Games here has been releasing some of the dox in discords and to his buddies on reddit.

Spitter spies rise up

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[RollingRock2]

Hey Cobes what Gin are you sipping on?

 

[AnOminous]

Hey Cobes what Gin are you sipping on?

Looks like Tanqueray.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Looks like Tanqueray.

That’s Trankweery, trole.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Ha! Ha!

Why do east coast fucks call soft tortillas "shells"
It's not a shell.

The porcupination of the abomination was an interesting choice. The butter made it look like some bizzare artwork. Hang some flags off those toothpicks and you could probably sell it shellacked. Somewhere between a Hirst and a nightmare.

Has Cobra become more nasal, or did someone tune him up a bit? He sounds different.

I also enjoy how this cooking video will be feature length by the time it's done. I wonder how many parts it will end up being, or if it burned and he threw it out.

I wouldn’t exactly call Wyoming the “East Coast”.

 

[ZipDisk]

You're right, mental malfunction. Apologies.

 

[jackopalkia]

Josh pretty much fighting back the trolls at this point is pozloading my neghole.

I Honestly don't see it going any other way than Clint cutting the internet down in some form.

 

[SonnyLorenzo]

A good majority of either subreddit thought the very clear April Fool’s joke was real, so do with that information what you will.

Same on the Facebook page. I'm sure a lot of them are on both. I don't think these people understand how easy it would be to find them from cross referencing the troll PayPal donations they send.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Spitter spies rise up

Spitter spies spit up... that cum from sucking Cobra's massive hawg.

Seriously though, after they sent duster its kind of gloves off. They're out of line for trying to poison the golden bogged goose.

I never understand when they try to get his channel shut down or do actual harm. All that's going to happen is we lose what little content still trickles through despite the pay piggies coddling.

I personally have no problem with Cobes. He's like the living embodiment of sideshow Bob and rakes. He actually reminds me of someone I used to hang out with in high-school right down to his fear of women and dry spell induced brain worms.

He does a fine job ruining his life on his own. Accelerationism is not needed. I'm all for trolling the poor bastard kid just don't help him along on the final saga... total bognation.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Holy shit "trankkweery" is the new tranzoot

 

[Captain Ahab]

No one drinks gin in England, Josh. It’s not 1823. Enjoy the botanical puking session.

 

[Potion_Time]

No one drinks gin in England, Josh. It’s not 1823. Enjoy the botanical puking session.

Josh is retarded. So he views everything through multiple lenses of stereotypes, pop culture, and advertising. They put a member of the kings guard on a bottle of beef eater so that must mean every single british person drinks that swill on a daily basis like he downs bud light because otherwise it doesn't make sense to put something british on the bottle.

 

[cookingwithja/ck/]

Josh is retarded. So he views everything through multiple lenses of stereotypes, pop culture, and advertising. They put a member of the kings guard on a bottle of beef eater so that must mean every single british person drinks that swill on a daily basis like he downs bud light because otherwise it doesn't make sense to put something british on the bottle.

Beefeater kicks ass fuck you