Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

Cobes' body is finally catching up to his lifestyle choices, bloated corpse arc coming in nicely toobz TMDWU.

I always did wonder how he managed to avoid ballooning up with the insane amounts of grease and alcohol he always seems to cook with. Maybe he isn't a king cobra but a blood python

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I always did wonder how he managed to avoid ballooning up with the insane amounts of grease and alcohol he always seems to cook with. Maybe he isn't a king cobra but a blood python

He said his metabolism is good, so give it a few years. I’m sure he will be about 250-300 lbs in no time.

 

[Ace of speds]

Also, I found this. Inb4 some “fan” is going to give this to him/ he is going to beg for it.
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TBH, that's not bad, had a couple of bottles of it and the best part about it is that's closer to your average "take a shot-style of Whiskey" than "normal" Gin, quite easy to devour, devour, DEVOUR! (regular Gin tastes like bad moonshine,. this one's quite drinkable IMO, TWU)

Also, looking at that price, another good thing is that it's cheaper here...unless the pound dropped singificantly in value...

 

[Bogliacci]

My god, that thumbnail, his double chin is getting bigger. He needs to cut down on the booze/fast food.

The only thing giving him a defined chin is the thin billy goatee

 

[NikocadoSlot]

I hate that he shaved his beard/sideburns. I love the bushy sideburns. Now all he has is the pedostache and shitty goatee TMDNWU

 

[BoglimArchives]

He said his metabolism is good, so give it a few years. I’m sure he will be about 250-300 lbs in no time.

You’re basically invincible in your 20s and it’s easy to build bad habits. The human body is a biological work of miracles, it will do a pretty bang up job of repairing whatever coke binge you went on, how many smokes you burn through in a day or how much you’ve piledrived your liver with Jager.

Once you hit 30 though, you have to make life altering decisions because God starts counting. You have to eat better, work harder to lose weight and maintain muscle, you have little cognitive elasticity left and things are not going to get repaired. That metabolism is evaporating quickly, within the next 2-3 years. You had 10 years to sort out your shit, now here’s the test. It creeps up quickly too, faster than you thought possible.

Josh is still behaving like a teenager, so….yeah. Next two years is gunna be fat Josh without a doubt, he will never work out more or eat a fuckin’ salad regularly, not even if it ended all sickos.

 

[UncommonParlence]

You’re basically invincible in your 20s and it’s easy to build bad habits. The human body is a biological work of miracles, it will do a pretty bang up job of repairing whatever coke binge you went on, how many smokes you burn through in a day or how much you’ve piledrived your liver with Jager.

Once you hit 30 though, you have to make life altering decisions because God starts counting. You have to eat better, work harder to lose weight and maintain muscle, you have little cognitive elasticity left and things are not going to get repaired. That metabolism is evaporating quickly, within the next 2-3 years. You had 10 years to sort out your shit, now here’s the test. It creeps up quickly too, faster than you thought possible.

Josh is still behaving like a teenager, so….yeah. Next two years is gunna be fat Josh without a doubt, he will never work out more or eat a fuckin’ salad regularly, not even if it ended all sickos.

Josh is on a suicide run. It's basically leaving Bog Vegas. He said as much when porkney was counseling him against duster. "It's not a competition to see who can live the longest. We're all just doin' the best we can." -Jorl Sandeux

Eta Idiots on preddit are claiming cool taste confirmed that cobes was hitting the duster off camera. As per usual, no receipts. What yall think?

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/12btpbw/cooltaste_was_just_live_on_youtube_and_confirmed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[Bogliacci]

Josh is on a suicide run. It's basically leaving Bog Vegas. He said as much when porkney was counseling him against duster. "It's not a competition to see who can live the longest. We're all just doin' the best we can." -Jorl Sandeux

Eta Idiots on preddit are claiming cool taste confirmed that cobes was hitting the duster off camera. As per usual, no receipts. What yall think?

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/12btpbw/cooltaste_was_just_live_on_youtube_and_confirmed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

On one hand I feel like Jorsh has enough self awareness not to do it in front of a living, or partially at least, person. However, with him ducking out of frame during a stream to huff to "hide" it, he might have felt comfortable doing it in front of blind CT.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

On one hand I feel like Jorsh has enough self awareness not to do it in front of a living, or partially at least, person. However, with him ducking out of frame during a stream to huff to "hide" it, he might have felt comfortable doing it in front of blind CT.

not everyone is born knowing that blind people can hear things trole

 

[Generic Retard]

Cool Taste always looks so uncomfortable when he goes over there. Cobes didn't even give him a beer. Does he just do it for YouTube views? Lonely? He makes me sad.

Isn't he (almost?) completely blind? If he isn't often over at Cobes' he probably only knows the way from the door to the couch and how to not bump against the lathe.
Maybe he has a fear of chisel lying around on the floor too. He also looks turned inward more than uncomfortable to me. Not sure how long he has been blind, but people who have been blind since birth have "weird" mannerisms because they don't have to give a fuck where their eyes are pointing.

It always reminds me of the picture of Mao and Nixon shaking hands when he goes over, CT clearly doesn't want to be there and it's so obvious, and Cobes is just drunk off his ass happy to experience any human interaction at all, but the peak comedy for me for some reason is the fact he angles the chair towards CT when he never does that for anyone else who visits.

Maybe he wants to keep an eye on him? Did he have CT over on stream before their falling out, or just now after? I can't watch every stream because I fear it will turn me into a boglim.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Maybe he wants to keep an eye on him? Did he have CT over on stream before their falling out, or just now after? I can't watch every stream because I fear it will turn me into a boglim.

That is a good theory but IIRC it's been pretty much anytime CT is over on streams in the past. My theory was Jersh was just being regarded and assumed he would see him better in his good eye that way, or maybe he is the only person who comes by in a long time to actually announce when he's coming over as opposed to Warlord drunkingly stumbling to The Cobra Lair or homeboy Ian just coming by since he's a neighbor, so he has more time to "prepare" for CT's Visit.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Eta Idiots on preddit are claiming cool taste confirmed that cobes was hitting the duster off camera. As per usual, no receipts. What yall think?

Oh no, he said it.

Not surprised. This has always how Josh has been, he can’t help himself. When he gets his hands on something he’s just incapable of stopping, he’s too retarded.

 

[poopshoes]

Oh no, he said it.


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Not surprised. This has always how Josh has been, he can’t help himself. When he gets his hands on something he’s just incapable of stopping, he’s too retarded.

I feel like people (myself included a little bit) were wishfully thinking that josh wasn't doing duster off screen, rather than actually believing it. I guess because it's just another deeper level of depravity in his continual spiral that no one seemed to have expected for some reason, considering he has always been huffing fumes.

 

[NikocadoSlot]

Oh no, he said it.


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Not surprised. This has always how Josh has been, he can’t help himself. When he gets his hands on something he’s just incapable of stopping, he’s too retarded.

Lmao I couldn’t even catch a single word being said in that clip. We need subtitles

 

[BoglimArchives]

Every friend Josh has ever had always end up with a featured news article involving their arrest or an honorary place on Oil City’s Recent Arrests. lol



Jeremy is known as Rastaman/Rastaking, he’s one of Josh’s older acquaintances, shown here. Also worth mentioning, the other fella tells Josh that his haircut looks like his has a fucking cul-de-sac on his head and Josh is stunned into offended silence. You can find that moment at the 9:30 mark.

 

[charlesdickens]

I like Jeremy. Pasta King set Summer up with Josh. Seemed like a good dude to Josh. Plus he threw a bottle of piss at the cops once which is cool.

 

[BoggedUp]

Cobra doing duster in front of CT knowing damn well that CT has a history of talking shit regardless if they've reconciled or not just further goes to show how long gone Josh is. I knew he was bad though when he recently did that strange podcast with some fat Mexican and his GF because Josh was straight up huffing cologne in the middle of the interview in front of these two strangers that coaxed him into an interview with beer. I know it's a bit of a meme but it really does feel like we are nearing the end days for Josh. He has never been the picture of health and smart decisions but he is really hitting the apex of poor decisions. At this point it's just a question of what will get him first: the infection growing by the day in his mouth, the daily binge drinking or the multitude of inhalants he is doing multiple times a day.

I'll never understand how people get addicted to inhalants, especially stuff like duster or cologne. The high, by all accounts, is fairly short lived and not even that great. Sounds like it offers a few moments of being light headed combined with psychosis. You gotta be really hard up to not only do it but to do it daily, really hard to comprehend. It's not like Josh doesn't have access to things like booze or weed. I wonder if Clint knows that Josh was sent the duster by a fan. Couldn't the "fan" be held responsible for sending something like that to Josh given Josh's history of drug abuse? I mean the fan even included a message letting Josh know he could abuse it for a quick high. If I was that guy I'd be waking up everyday in a panic wondering if Josh finally kicked the bucket.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Every friend Josh has ever had always end up with a featured news article involving their arrest or an honorary place on Oil City’s Recent Arrests. lol

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Jeremy is known as Rastaman/Rastaking, he’s one of Josh’s older acquaintances, shown here. Also worth mentioning, the other fella tells Josh that his haircut looks like his has a fucking cul-de-sac on his head and Josh is stunned into offended silence. You can find that moment at the 9:30 mark.

Wow, J. Banks makes warlord look straight. The homophobia, it does nothing! I had always attributed that queen of England line to warlord too. Kind of sad that it wasn't him. Cobra was so pissy at that dude. He was too intimidated to say shit though. Too bad rasta doesn't come around anymore though. He seems much more normal than any other denizen of the cobraverse. It's sad to see how slow Josh was back then and still look like a PhD candidate compared to now. I knew he wasn't just drunk yesterday. He literally lost the power of language. Ah well, boglim's razor cuts both ways. We're retarded for giving a shit.

 

[BoggedUp]

Every friend Josh has ever had always end up with a featured news article involving their arrest or an honorary place on Oil City’s Recent Arrests. lol

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Jeremy is known as Rastaman/Rastaking, he’s one of Josh’s older acquaintances, shown here. Also worth mentioning, the other fella tells Josh that his haircut looks like his has a fucking cul-de-sac on his head and Josh is stunned into offended silence. You can find that moment at the 9:30 mark.

This video was fucking great. Josh going into his "I've got British blood" cope only for Rastaman to go "Well actually I'm more British". Josh was just deflated that entire video, dude was stepping all over his go to brags.

 

[whogoesthere]

He is so wasted in this. He's so bad now. Every bit of content I've seen of him in the last few weeks he's been extra retarded. I can't help but wonder if the duster is to blame. That's always going to be a possibility now that its been introduced into the mix.

These days I'd normally be against sending Cobes any more alcohol or supporting the skinwalker Dylan Mulvaney but I'd make an exception in this case because it would be so fucking funny to watch him get triggered with every sip. A true girly drink.

"This week on the CobraNetwork, we debate which household solvents our lord is huffing this week. Featuring a lesson from our leader, on the correct way to seduce a hot goth gf who is not related, is of age, is alive, is biofem, is consenting,. Thats whats up!"