Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

People who drink gin all the time have always struck me as retards. I don't know if it's the juniper berries or whatever, but they're fucking retarded. It tastes like floor varnish. Anyone who likes the taste of this vile shit has something wrong with them. When actually mixing something with the repulsive concoction that is tonic water actually improves its taste, it is a vile substance all sensible people should abstain from.
It's like beer, it's disgusting at first and then you just get used to it, it's all relative. It can go good with a nice citrusy beverage if the mood takes you. Grapefruit juice is particularly good, should you ever have to drink it and you need a mixer.

New review for "Coca-Cola Move". Josh reads it as "Movie" and insists it tastes like buttered popcorn lol.
We used to have a database for his malpropisms because they were so funny and I wish we still had that now. I remember him pronouncing Cerebral Palsy as "Skleeball Pelosi," I remember the day I found that in the archives and I shot fucking Sprite out of my nose.
 
Man, doot. He's a little messed up in this video. The video just started and he's immediately slurring.
Gotta say that this is the most normal thing that he's made and that I would probably eat it.

If Cobes threw some saran wrap to protect the ice cream sandwiches from tasting like freezer, I'd eat a few of those. Peach ice cream sandwiches sound delicious.
 
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People who drink gin all the time have always struck me as retards. I don't know if it's the juniper berries or whatever, but they're fucking retarded.
Drinking gin is, in my experience at least, a bit of a class/status thing. The ones that make a point out of drinking gin are all solidly upper middle class. Drinking gin and tonic makes them a bit classier than the muggles, I think.
 

New review for "Coca-Cola Move". Josh reads it as "Movie" and insists it tastes like buttered popcorn lol.

The first thing that comes up when googling this product: "What does Coca-Cola Move taste like? This product is vanilla forward and has a strawberry-ish flavor to it."
Cobes probably can't taste much. When someone has rotting teeth they often start growing bacteria on their tongue. It presents it's self as a white coating, almost fur like, that coats the entire tongue. I'd imagine that ends up effecting your taste buds. Also it could just be Cobes' retardation but who knows at this point.
Also just so everyone knows, Coke is not a sponsor.
 

Now with 50% less autism and 10% less disgusting.
110% more anal leakage. I'm surprised he's been so infrequently live recently. It's been a hot minute since he has at all, right? You know he's bound to be broke sooner than later.

Then again it's still pretty close to the 1st. You can always tell because he'll have groceries and his primary content will consist of poorly planned and executed cooking vids, "jokes", and wet and Juicys. Man what I would give for just a one month moratorium on bog donations. He'd get desperate quickly and would start blasting all kinds of bizarre content. But the piggies keep him fat, lazy, and content in his filth.

Before the piggies he'd do biking, avp, cooking, crafting(mostly bb guns), homeboys, as well as drinking/rant vids. His reaction/gender relations stuff is cancer. He really thinks he's solving the world's problems through his brilliant conversational skills and deep insight. But it's just cwc level pity parties.

I know his content has never been "good" I just get tired of his cycle of go live to ebeg, disappear while he blows the money, and then reappear cross armed in the red to start all over. He thinks he's slick and that we can't tell that he's only there to cater to his addiction. If he'd only lean into it honestly and embrace his notoriety/trolls he could not only make bank but create actually compelling content.

May as well wish for the sun to rise in the west than to hope Josh could do something correctly and not fuck it up. He's too much of a thin skinned delicate flower little girl bitch to genuinely laugh at himself and profit from the good natured ribbing. He makes A-logs by taking every little thing deathly serious. It's just boglim's razor over and over again.
 
Cobra content dry season is after his birthday to Halloween, it's extra slow during this time every year.
That’s generally true but there can be exceptions to the case. I think Josh is an RNG Cow, you can get anything from “Broken computer/camera/microphone/phone” that can and have fucked substantial parts of the year up, 12 straight months of his gender loop with maybe a small moment or two that’s worth clipping, to a whole solid year of moments that are undeniably classic. He is not consistent at all, his retardation is randomly generated by some cruel god.
 
110% more anal leakage. I'm surprised he's been so infrequently live recently. It's been a hot minute since he has at all, right? You know he's bound to be broke sooner than later.

Then again it's still pretty close to the 1st. You can always tell because he'll have groceries and his primary content will consist of poorly planned and executed cooking vids, "jokes", and wet and Juicys. Man what I would give for just a one month moratorium on bog donations. He'd get desperate quickly and would start blasting all kinds of bizarre content. But the piggies keep him fat, lazy, and content in his filth.

Before the piggies he'd do biking, avp, cooking, crafting(mostly bb guns), homeboys, as well as drinking/rant vids. His reaction/gender relations stuff is cancer. He really thinks he's solving the world's problems through his brilliant conversational skills and deep insight. But it's just cwc level pity parties.

I know his content has never been "good" I just get tired of his cycle of go live to ebeg, disappear while he blows the money, and then reappear cross armed in the red to start all over. He thinks he's slick and that we can't tell that he's only there to cater to his addiction. If he'd only lean into it honestly and embrace his notoriety/trolls he could not only make bank but create actually compelling content.

May as well wish for the sun to rise in the west than to hope Josh could do something correctly and not fuck it up. He's too much of a thin skinned delicate flower little girl bitch to genuinely laugh at himself and profit from the good natured ribbing. He makes A-logs by taking every little thing deathly serious. It's just boglim's razor over and over again.
Right? was hoping to catch a bog stream over the long weekend...

You have no idea how right you are I had to edit out atleast 30 seconds of burping and a 1 minute rant about being white, that's almost half the video ruined with Josh just being nasty and autistic. The other upload was a less than 1 minute vape review that he didn't even say anything about

we're all content deprived Cobes :( hopefully he goes to a bar or do something other than hitting duster / drinking on a couch lol. Him & Cooltaste at a bar would be golden...

The piggies are now sending him money and assortments of booze / nicotine so he doesn't even have to aquire that anymore and whatever he needs i'm pretty sure he doordashes.

Hopefully Bitesize is still keeping count of his finances so we can do a qaurterly review of the bogs books or something lol.
 
Cobra content dry season is after his birthday to Halloween, it's extra slow during this time every year.
I really wish he turn TTS back on. I have a feel that he's banned from streamlabs. a money hungry boglin like him would have turn it back on now. "troll" donations will never stop the goblin from getting his gold.
 
I really wish he turn TTS back on. I have a feel that he's banned from streamlabs. a money hungry boglin like him would have turn it back on now. "troll" donations will never stop the goblin from getting his gold.
I dont think that will ever happen again unfortunately. He ditched TTS because people were charging back their donations, causing him to rack up fees because he's incapable of saving money. I don't think he ended up making much from TTS at all. Another good thing ruined by unfunny faggots.
 
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