Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Generic Retard]

Hasn't it been like 3 weeks since he's last gone live? What's going on? Nothing on the reserve channel either

As an average enjoyer of Drachenlord's shenanigans I can say that, the longer the silence the funnier the eventual outcome is with lol cows.
Just let them stew in their thoughts that originally led them to become lol cows and the result will often be concentrated lulz

 

[D_Tractor]

Are there any lolcows on this site who actually take good care of their pets? I can't think of any.

 

[BoggedUp]

As an average enjoyer of Drachenlord's shenanigans I can say that, the longer the silence the funnier the eventual outcome is with lol cows.
Just let them stew in their thoughts that originally led them to become lol cows and the result will often be concentrated lulz

For sure, the longer Josh is away from streaming the better it's gonna be. It's really like we aren't missing anything because as we all know Josh has no clue how to edit so unless he scraps an entire video we are seeing everything anyway.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He also won’t include anything he considers a fuck up

 

[Robust User]

He also won’t include anything he considers a fuck up

That's his whole life. How can he tell?

 

[Chernabog3000]

Doodz, raven Cobes .

If he qualifies for a Service Raven. He deserves the Service Raven.

 

[Robust User]

If he qualifies for a Service Raven. He deserves the Service Raven.

It's illegal. I'm glad he can't get one.

 

[Generic Retard]

It's illegal. I'm glad he can't get one.

You just have to feed some young ravens a bit of roadkill doood.

 

[BoglimArchives]

3) Josh actually got a community strike for the doxxing stream and follow up doxxing video that got removed and lost the ability to stream
I personally think it's the third one but any of those could be the case. Josh will of course claim "I can go live whenever I want doodt" but we all know Josh is addicted to keeping up his persona of being "famous" so I'd imagine if he could or needed too he would be streaming.

It’s my understanding that he received a community strike. Someone from one of that reddits posted this after his doxing stream was taken down, apparently a number of people reported him and received confirmation about it.



After seeing William Gloryhole get his pee pee slapped for this and this being a community guideline, I’d put money on him having a guideline strike in place for breaking it.

Josh has probably been informed that talking about this would only encourage people to do this more and so he’s very reluctantly failed to mention it. He doesn’t really withhold that information often because he’ll have a sperg out about it, but he’s been known to do it once in a blue moon. Which is smart, it would only encourage people to do it more and that’ll snowball into him losing his channel. Not that it’s going to stop people doing it now, he’s basically ensured his own channel loss by doing this stuff and justifying it internally as reasonable retaliation. It’s gunna happen again eventually.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Encourages suicide, plays with shotguns on stream, insults the gays and negros, and does all sorts of other shit but what is set to take him down?

Doxxing his paypigs haha

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Josh just mentioned in his newest video that he is going to adopt a pet. I try not to get into the Cobra hatred but that one forced a physical reaction out of me. God have mercy on whatever poor animal gets stuck with Josh as it's owner. I would bet money that one day it will stop showing up in the videos, Cobes will make zero mention of it from that point forward until one day he randomly mentions that it "ran away" as a way to hide that he stopped feeding it because he couldn't afford food for it after blowing his wad on a "one of a kind custom pizza order doodt". If anything, honestly, it's going to draw in more pay pigs who will say that they are sending Josh money so the animal doesn't suffer even though we all know Josh isn't going to spend a dime more than he has to on that poor animal.

Also Josh tries to put a lid back on a bowl, not realizing he has the lid upside down, fiddles with it for a minute, picks up the lid and sees that it's upside down only to put it back on upside down and then gives up. Josh in a fucking nut shell.

I really hope he doesn’t get a pet. That poor thing will be dead within a week.

 

[Generic Retard]

I really hope he doesn’t get a pet. That poor thing will be dead within a week.

But think of the sick ass wand he will make out of it.
Is mod podge enough to mummify a dead raven/lizard?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

But think of the sick ass wand he will make out of it.
Is mod podge enough to mummify a dead raven/lizard?

“s…so ‘toobz, mittens just died, totally not my fault, we all weren’t born knowing that cats can’t inhale duster, so I made a magical staff”
*shows a rotting cat corpse impaled on a branch*
“This magical staff, that I enhanced with my Devil magic, is one of a kind memorial to my loving cat, mittens……….I’m askin’ 420.69 for it….heeeheeehee, yeasssssssssss”

 

[HiveDull]

You just have to feed some young ravens a bit of roadkill doood.

Nah, he just feeds them hard boiled eggs. In fact, most of the ravens in town know who he is because of it.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Encourages suicide, plays with shotguns on stream, insults the gays and negros, and does all sorts of other shit but what is set to take him down?

Doxxing his paypigs haha

Do you know how he doxed himself the first time? He received a cigar review magazine in the mail, he flashed it right in front of the camera and it had the receiving address stuck to it. He didn’t really think too much of it, he was just showing YouTube about his cool cigars.

First time he got a strike? He was just showing off the green underwear. He honestly thought it was fine, women try on bikinis so why can’t he do the same?

This is an ongoing theme with Josh, he always cocks himself over by sheer unintentional ignorance. He never gets in trouble by doing edgy shit he knows he might get in trouble for, it’s by innocently doing something he thinks he’s allowed to do. It’s fitting that things start as they ended, it’s almost poetic. I’ll take that over an on stream drug/alcohol related death any day.

 

[Sorades]

Do you know how he doxed himself the first time? He received a cigar review magazine in the mail, he flashed it right in front of the camera and it had the receiving address stuck to it. He didn’t really think too much of it, he was just showing YouTube about his cool cigars.

First time he got a strike? He was just showing off the green underwear. He honestly thought it was fine, women try on bikinis so why can’t he do the same?

This is an ongoing theme with Josh, he always cocks himself over by sheer unintentional ignorance. He never gets in trouble by doing edgy shit he knows he might get in trouble for, it’s by innocently doing something he thinks he’s allowed to do. It’s fitting that things start as they ended, it’s almost poetic. I’ll take that over an on stream drug/alcohol related death any day.

What is it with Lolcows and all this Homoerotic nonsense they pull off all the time. Its almost as if almost every lolcow is a closet faggot.

 

[PetiteFeet]

But think of the sick ass wand he will make out of it.

think of the curse of Mrs. Green.

We'd get a second show of volatile, drunk boglim screeching over his shitty chair and a broken cigarette TWU

 

[An automatic clown]

think of the curse of Mrs. Green.

We'd get a second show of volatile, drunk boglim screeching over his shitty chair and a broken cigarette TWU

That was my first introduction to the Boglim. Been hooked ever since

 

[BoggedUp]

Do you know how he doxed himself the first time? He received a cigar review magazine in the mail, he flashed it right in front of the camera and it had the receiving address stuck to it. He didn’t really think too much of it, he was just showing YouTube about his cool cigars.

First time he got a strike? He was just showing off the green underwear. He honestly thought it was fine, women try on bikinis so why can’t he do the same?

This is an ongoing theme with Josh, he always cocks himself over by sheer unintentional ignorance. He never gets in trouble by doing edgy shit he knows he might get in trouble for, it’s by innocently doing something he thinks he’s allowed to do. It’s fitting that things start as they ended, it’s almost poetic. I’ll take that over an on stream drug/alcohol related death any day.

I too think that given the current state of Cobes he is heading for an early grave and that's not something I was looking forward to seeing honestly. Although I doubt losing his channel would stop the little Boglim. Something tells me he would just keep making channels and ranting about how Toobz staff is bullying an autistic and need to stop immediately as every knows it's illegal to bully an autistic person dood. I honestly wouldn't mind a saga where Josh is forced to start using the alternative tube sites where all the cancelled right wing pundits end up, that would certainly be interesting.

 

[AmosCassidy]

Are there any lolcows on this site who actually take good care of their pets? I can't think of any.

Fedsmoker RIP