Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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But think of the sick ass wand he will make out of it.
Is mod podge enough to mummify a dead raven/lizlizard
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BoggedUp said:
I too think that given the current state of Cobes he is heading for an early grave and that's not something I was looking forward to seeing honestly. Although I doubt losing his channel would stop the little Boglim. Something tells me he would just keep making channels and ranting about how Toobz staff is bullying an autistic and need to stop immediately as every knows it's illegal to bully an autistic person dood. I honestly wouldn't mind a saga where Josh is forced to start using the alternative tube sites where all the cancelled right wing pundits end up, that would certainly be interesting.
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When Josh gets his channel banned, he’s going to have a sperg out about it and it’ll be really bad. Once that ball starts rolling there’s no stopping it, people are going to always report him and get him removed wherever he goes to see that sperg out again. Most people aren’t even going to care enough to follow him across multiple platforms to watch him since the convenience of YouTube is removed, too. I think he’s likely to fall back to relative obscurity and that’s probably the best ending you can get.
 
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When Josh gets his channel banned, he’s going to have a sperg out about it and it’ll be really bad. Once that ball starts rolling there’s no stopping it, people are going to always report him and get him removed wherever he goes to see that sperg out again. Most people aren’t even going to care enough to follow him across multiple platforms to watch him since the convenience of YouTube is removed, too. I think he’s likely to fall back to relative obscurity and that’s probably the best ending you can get.
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I wouldn't mind seeing the effect losing his inflated sub count would have. That sub count on YouTube means a lot to Josh, it's his entire persona and lets him pretend he is famous. The sperg out would be legendary but I fear we wouldn't get to see it unless Josh went to his alt channel to do it. If that main channel gets banned hopefully the clip channels will be on top of it because anything he posts to that alt channel is going to get removed and banned real quick for ban evasion. I'd hate to miss out on the sperg to end all spergs. Like I said before I'd love to see Josh have to bounce around to these alternate tube sites. Hell maybe he would move to Twitch and start streaming but lord knows it would take a miracle for him to figure out how to set up things like OBS on his desktop.

I do agree though that fading into obscurity would probably do wonders for his content. Might actually cause him to go back to making content instead of spending his days ebegging to the pay pig whales he seems to have attracted. He has gotten noticed by some pretty big people in the last 6 months like YMH/Tom Segura and Danny Brown but thankfully it doesn't seem like it's brought in a shit load of normies. Thankfully Danny Brown seems more focused on Cyrax and less on the Boglim. I'd be pissed off if my favorite lolcow got ruined, he roolz my sad pathetic life doodt.
 
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BoggedUp said:
I wouldn't mind seeing the effect losing his inflated sub count would have. That sub count on YouTube means a lot to Josh, it's his entire persona and lets him pretend he is famous. The sperg out would be legendary but I fear we wouldn't get to see it unless Josh went to his alt channel to do it. If that main channel gets banned hopefully the clip channels will be on top of it because anything he posts to that alt channel is going to get removed and banned real quick for ban evasion. I'd hate to miss out on the sperg to end all spergs. Like I said before I'd love to see Josh have to bounce around to these alternate tube sites. Hell maybe he would move to Twitch and start streaming but lord knows it would take a miracle for him to figure out how to set up things like OBS on his desktop.

I do agree though that fading into obscurity would probably do wonders for his content. Might actually cause him to go back to making content instead of spending his days ebegging to the pay pig whales he seems to have attracted. He has gotten noticed by some pretty big people in the last 6 months like YMH/Tom Segura and Danny Brown but thankfully it doesn't seem like it's brought in a shit load of normies. Thankfully Danny Brown seems more focused on Cyrax and less on the Boglim. I'd be pissed off if my favorite lolcow got ruined, he roolz my sad pathetic life doodt.
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Wow, Tom Segura chimed in on Cobra's life? You know he's fulfilled in life when his fatass, and equally fatass friend Bert, talk about all the expensive do dads they buy on their podcast, and then shit on the fan base when the fans ask them not to gloat. God, I hate California and the comics that come from it. All devoid of though, reason, and intelligence.

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I really hope he doesn’t get a pet. That poor thing will be dead within a week.
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Maybe he'll get a pitbull, and it'll maul him to death, on stream, after being starved for a few days. The last thing muttered from him catfish looking lips.

"I GIVE YOU BEER AND KFC SOMETIMES, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?! ACK....GURGLE GURGLE!

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Robust User said:
Isn't he the guy from Bull's on Parade?


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And I have no clue, I've watched a little of his stuff and never even chuckled, so my knowledge about him is limited. But I know his dumb podcast, Two Bears One Cave, got flack when him and Bert started talking about new watches and shit they've recently bought. The fanbase came back with responses about how they wish they wouldn't gloat about that stuff, because they're having hardships and it feels like they're rubbing salt in the wound. The response was Tom saying something along the lines of figure it out dude, don't make your problems my problems.


Sorry, Tom, that we don't have 50 other podcasts we can appear on, with all your other talentless "comedians", to talk about the same shit over and over and still get a fat paycheck for it. Bert was on a podcast recently, with Andrew Shultz, and they played a trick on Bert where Tom dressed as a clown and scared the shit out of him, great "friends" right? He started crying about he feels like everything he has he feels he doesn't deserve, looked like he was having an existential crisis.
 
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Tom Segura learned about Cobes via Danny Brown bringing it up when he went on Your Mom's House. Tom's entire bit now is that he is rich and hates "poors" now. It's without a doubt a bit, I don't think he actually thinks that way as I've always heard he is pretty friendly in regards to fan interactions. Their podcast is pretty shit these days though, lost a lot of the charm that it had when it was him and his wife being poor traveling comics and were just bullshitting about weird videos on the internet. Danny is really the Cobra connoisseur out of that group, I've seen Danny mention the job core days before so he has either been watching for awhile or at the very least has consumed a ton of the clip channel's content. Danny has apparently been tapping the glass with Cyrax for years as well, I don't think he fucks with Cobra like that though.
 
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BoggedUp said:
Tom Segura learned about Cobes via Danny Brown bringing it up when he went on Your Mom's House. Tom's entire bit now is that he is rich and hates "poors" now. It's without a doubt a bit, I don't think he actually thinks that way as I've always heard he is pretty friendly in regards to fan interactions. Their podcast is pretty shit these days though, lost a lot of the charm that it had when it was him and his wife being poor traveling comics and were just bullshitting about weird videos on the internet. Danny is really the Cobra connoisseur out of that group, I've seen Danny mention the job core days before so he has either been watching for awhile or at the very least has consumed a ton of the clip channel's content. Danny has apparently been tapping the glass with Cyrax for years as well, I don't think he fucks with Cobra like that though.
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YMH has never been good but you wear the jeans if you want to. Their audience is a bunch of normy douche knuckles that often ruin all the fun of cows by constantly poking them in hopes that mommy and daddy might notice them. As for Brown, he's straight up shouted out the farms before and I suspect he's been around for quite some time.
 
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If pet adoption is a thing then Cobes should get a pet tarantula. It's not going to be taken care of better than anything else but it's a big gross bug and I won't feel as bad for it when it ends up as part of a magic item.
 
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BoggedUp said:
Tom Segura learned about Cobes via Danny Brown bringing it up when he went on Your Mom's House.
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He reacted to the clip where he gives a solution to farting around coworkers years before the danny brown mention

Josh should get one of those Caribbean monkeys that steals cocktails from tourists. Maybe it could help groom him too. Whatever animal he hypothetically takes care of must be able to tolerate alcohol. His boglim impulse to pour beer into food is too strong.
 
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YMH has never been good but you wear the jeans if you want to. Their audience is a bunch of normy douche knuckles that often ruin all the fun of cows by constantly poking them in hopes that mommy and daddy might notice them. As for Brown, he's straight up shouted out the farms before and I suspect he's been around for quite some time.
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Most of the time I just scrub around to the parts where they are playing videos. Sadly I've already seen 90% of them because most of the time they are super late to the party on a lot of those clips but there have been a few that I had never seen. That 9 to 10 benedryl guy was something that I had never seen but was beyond hilarious.

Also watching Cobes struggle to prop the camera up is hilarious considering the amount of camera equipment he has been sent only to pawn off for booze money. I've seen pay pigs send him brand new cameras, tripods, and streaming equipment that some how never get used meanwhile he has a sudden influx of cash. Anyone who sends him anything is beyond stupid if they think he is not going to pawn it off so he can spend the cash on what he wants.
 
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Most of the time I just scrub around to the parts where they are playing videos. Sadly I've already seen 90% of them because most of the time they are super late to the party on a lot of those clips but there have been a few that I had never seen. That 9 to 10 benedryl guy was something that I had never seen but was beyond hilarious.

Also watching Cobes struggle to prop the camera up is hilarious considering the amount of camera equipment he has been sent only to pawn off for booze money. I've seen pay pigs send him brand new cameras, tripods, and streaming equipment that some how never get used meanwhile he has a sudden influx of cash. Anyone who sends him anything is beyond stupid if they think he is not going to pawn it off so he can spend the cash on what he wants.
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Never understood why anyone would give anything to this manbaby, other than his bottle.
 
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The lathe arc isn't done yet I suspect, he's just incredibly fucking lazy.
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I still want to do a video analysing every single one of his lucky escapes with the lathe, just to give you all an idea - he has been absurdly lucky he hasn't had a broken finger at least as he keeps all his shit on his hands and wrists close and dangly to the fucking spinning spindle of doom - if he has had a grab he's gotten off lucky and it's just been spinning so fast it's broken up before it hit him or if it has grabbed him it's been over loaded or the belt tension is off and it slips before a serious accident can happen.

I have custom ties on my shirt arms to keep my shirt out of grabbing reach of a tool, I don't wear my engagement ring and I have a pocket watch with a short chain, he has all kinds dangling asking for a quick grab an mangle but he's lucked out so far.
 
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BoggedUp said:
I wouldn't mind seeing the effect losing his inflated sub count would have. That sub count on YouTube means a lot to Josh, it's his entire persona and lets him pretend he is famous. The sperg out would be legendary but I fear we wouldn't get to see it unless Josh went to his alt channel to do it. If that main channel gets banned hopefully the clip channels will be on top of it because anything he posts to that alt channel is going to get removed and banned real quick for ban evasion. I'd hate to miss out on the sperg to end all spergs.
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I know this is a pretty common opinion, but respectfully, I don't think that'll be the case. Josh does not understand numbers, hence his constantly negative bank balance. Like, he gets that he needs x money if something costs x, but the meaning is completely lost on him. He'd make a new channel, get a few thousand subs and be right as rain. Because to Josh, 4,000 is an unimaginably high number, and so is 50,000. So they both equal out to about the same in boglimnomics.

A moment to illustrate this, cobes was complaining about how he didn't have 90 bucks for internet. He gets 50 in paypig donos, time for a pizza. Cobra 100% could not grasp the idea that amounts of money could be held and combined to form new amounts.

That being said, I think bite-sized having more subs than him WOULD eat him up, especially since the subreddit would be sure to point that out in size 48 print.
 
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