Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Devious Dave said:
He's outright said fuck suicide i rather drink myself to death really that's what he's intent on doing
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This is what I've said. He's a crash test dummy on a suicide run. It's leaving bog Vegas without the pussy.

Eta: Too bad Hyde didn't get Cobes for fishtank. He'd have cast a circle of protection(and cast dry spell) and it would still be up.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
This is what I've said. He's a crash test dummy on a suicide run. It's leaving bog Vegas without the pussy.

Eta: Too bad Hyde didn't get Cobes for fishtank. He'd have cast a circle of protection(and cast dry spell) and it would still be up.
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Getting to see Cobes have to interact with other autists would be a content gold mine. The whole Fishtank thing has been an absolute debacle though. If Sam could get out of his own way he might have a somewhat successful career but it seems like every project he does implodes.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:

This is what I was thinking of. I swear he actually got close to saving that amount and was going to buy a Lincoln MkV, but I can't find the receipt. Point is, boy is burning what precious brain cells Clint gave him and is getting worse.
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He kinda mumbles his words when he first brings up $4,000, and then bring up $4,000 again by starting off with "IF I have $4,000 in the bank", and talks about a hypothetic $1,000 car, and $1,000 plates. Meanwhile at the very start of the video he is talking about wanting to save up enough money to have beer at an Ozzy concert, and brings up how he found bagged tobacco in his apartment (instead of having to snipe for tobacco, which he did a lot of in 2018. This is also around the time he bought that green revolver, but pawned it to pay back his dad for overdraft fees. Josh was overdrafting his account a lot during this time too, to the point Clint took his debit card. The only way I see that kind of money being in his bank, is if Google sent him a check for that amount, as during this time Josh was telling google not to send money to his bank unless his ad money hit $3,400. Money which he was going to buy a car with.
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
I just realized something weird about KingcobraJFS while watching Wendigoon Blood Meridian Video. KingcobraJFS looks like a historically accurate cowboy and pirate at the same time. With zero irony. KingcobraJFS looked like he would fit in with the Glanton gang from Blood Meridian with historically accurate, alcoholism and bad teeth.
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It's time to dance, youtube!
 
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Quick someone send him more fish for fishy drink combos. I am loving the squid drank he just made. We need a surstromming drink combo
 
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