Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I've watched this boglim ejaculate directly onto the floor and immediately continue on with his day as if nothing happened. I've listened to this boglim try to explain the religion and cult he made up for himself. Literally speechless every time I see someone say it's a positive that this guy is now responsible for another life.
 
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I can't believe any of you have even the slightest optimism about this lizard. It's going to die, probably a slow miserable death. This is the same regard that fed a bug booze and then said "yeah they just die sometimes for no reason". That lizard is going to slowly waste away, and as it approaches death and becomes lethargic josh is just going to shrug his shoulders and say "it's probably cold or something, is what it is dood". That's assuming he doesn't squish it of course. RIP my nigga @Puff he didn't deserve this shit.

Seriously though, if he ends up killing this beardie via neglect I'm going to lose any sympathy I had for this dipshit. Feeding a near death dog weed, killing a bug, those are one thing. Locking an intelligent animal in a small box and letting it starve to death, no amount of regardation will excuse that. That will be the line where he goes from harmless retard to an actual bad person, at least for me.

Goatchoker said:
Good news is there is an exotic vet in Casper.
That’s all I got.
Poor fucker, I always wanted a bearded lizard but I know I couldn’t be as attentive as it needs. If he needs to rehome it tho. I am willing.
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Fat chance he'll ever take it. First he'd have to recognize something is wrong with the lizard, and there is a precisely 0% chance he's doing the proper research to know what to look for. On top of that, exotic vets aren't cheap. They can easily run you ~$70 baseline, even receiving cheap medicine will breach $100. There's no way he could scrape that together and not impulsively spend it on doordash.
 
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Goatchoker said:
Good news is there is an exotic vet in Casper.
That’s all I got.
Poor fucker, I always wanted a bearded lizard but I know I couldn’t be as attentive as it needs. If he needs to rehome it tho. I am willing.
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He'll never take advantage of going to the clinic if the animal is sick. Lol, why even bother looking up something like that?
 
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Do you think we will see an insect gathering saga?
Finding some lizard snacks when the money has already been converted into piss and alcohol for the month TWU
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He can forget about fast food orders, from now on the trolls are going to send him bugs every sort of way an insect can be sent through a delivery service. If they are live insects like crickets, those things are loud as fuck at night and smell like shit. This could really go wrong for cobes in more ways than one.
 
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Unfortunately, bearded dragons are rather hardy when it comes to bad pet ownership. They can survive a surprising amount of abuse.
The one way I see it dying is starvation- basic beardie diet is a mix of bugs (crickets, dubia roaches, mealworms) and lizard safe salad (kale, collard greens, and veggies but nothing too watery). Cobes is unlikely to actually remember / have the money to feed it, let alone feed it a nutritious diet.
 
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poopshoes said:
He can forget about fast food orders, from now on the trolls are going to send him bugs every sort of way an insect can be sent through door dash.
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Live crickets, mealworms, and dubia roaches can be ordered from several websites and will be shipped in an airtight and sealed container. They're unlikely to get loose unless someone goes through the packaging with a knife.
 
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BTW, anyone think Ian was actually giving him the Bearded Dragon for a finite period while he gets his living situation in order? Kinda how it sounds to me from the BoglimChrnoicles vidya. If that's the case, what do you think HomeFelon Ian's response would be if he finds out the lizard is dead?

My guess is he probably doesn't give a shit, but him loosing his teeth from getting them knocked out is more interesting than them rotting out of his peanut shaped gourd. Hell Ian might save him by knocking out the infected teeth.
 
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Rattus Ebrius said:
Unfortunately, bearded dragons are rather hardy when it comes to bad pet ownership. They can survive a surprising amount of abuse.
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This is something that's concerning about josh having a beardie. Beardie's can survive bog levels of abuse for years, that's what people mean when they say they're an "easy" or beginner friendly reptile. You can fuck a lot of things up for a long time and still potentially fix things, assuming you're willing to put the effort in.

This is why I'm going to pretty harsh on him if he neglects the lizard. This won't be a "oops forgot to feed it for a couple days and it died, rip". This will be years of the animal slowly withering away. Unfortunately cobes was right, they can survive weeks without eating. Emphasis on survive, as in just barely.

If you want to get an idea what's in store for the lizard, I recommend these videos of a beardie that was severely neglected (not eating for weeks at a time for example) for 4 years.
Skip around a bit, the 3:45 mark gives a good idea of what puff is going to end up like.
 
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Goatchoker said:
Good news is there is an exotic vet in Casper.
That’s all I got.
Poor fucker, I always wanted a bearded lizard but I know I couldn’t be as attentive as it needs. If he needs to rehome it tho. I am willing.
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It also needs a uvb lamp, a log, and heating element. The lamp must be turned off at night or it’ll mess with their sleep cycle.
 
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