Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I almost wish he got a dog, just because the reddit freakout would be insane. The amount of hyperventilating about this situation have people unironically sounding like the "what did you say to me" copy pasta.

He's got a pet, animal control won't do shit, cops won't do shit, you won't do shit besides seethe.
 
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niggers said:
I almost wish he got a dog, just because the reddit freakout would be insane. The amount of hyperventilating about this situation have people unironically sounding like the "what did you say to me" copy pasta.

He's got a pet, animal control won't do shit, cops won't do shit, you won't do shit besides seethe.
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Yeah it's in Cobratin and cobrero's hands now.

They still should have started the boy on sea monkeys or something he can't kill so easily lol
 
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niggers said:
I almost wish he got a dog, just because the reddit freakout would be insane. The amount of hyperventilating about this situation have people unironically sounding like the "what did you say to me" copy pasta.

He's got a pet, animal control won't do shit, cops won't do shit, you won't do shit besides seethe.
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Neck Yourself. It's bad enough he had the bearded dragon, but he's already admitted to feeding his old dog weed and blowing marijuana smoke in the dog's face. Wanting this idiot to get a dog, that he'll potentially abuse, to watch a website loose it's shit is retarded.
 
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niggers said:
I almost wish he got a dog, just because the reddit freakout would be insane. The amount of hyperventilating about this situation have people unironically sounding like the "what did you say to me" copy pasta.

He's got a pet, animal control won't do shit, cops won't do shit, you won't do shit besides seethe.
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A dog could probably live with him with not much harm to the dog. Homeless people can take care of a dog.
 
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I swear the eye is worse than it was before.

Seth Meyers said:
so the jacking in front of a disabled chick, threatening to beat up scotty’s sister, and bullying a kid more disabled than him because he was “annoying” didn’t make you fully lose sympathy before?
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I'm not familiar with the last two, but if they're also just stories like with the first one, I assume they're bs.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
I'm not familiar with the last two, but if they're also just stories like with the first one, I assume they're bs.
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He got drunk one night and said he and autistic girl were hanging out and he jerked off in front of her. The next night he created a video response saying she was into it and when he said autistic, he didn't mean mouth drooling autistic, just slightly autistic. Is nothing.

Edit: What do you expect from a guy that willingly admits he never bothered with post surgery care?

Second Edit: Realize you said last two. Made Scotty's sister cry and said he wanted to stab her, or some shit like that. Later was told by Clunt to not say that shit, and he made another video apologizing.

I think the last one was in Bitesize's latest video where it details his days in high school and job corps. Highly recommend watching it, because there's a lot of information I wasn't aware of. Really intersting.
 
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Boglim Enthusiast said:
Some of you are activated like this is a zoo thread

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He's fully regarded forsure but it seems like people are extra charged with him rn.
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Because people know he's not capable of taking care of himself. They've seen what happened to Ms. Green. He's openly admitted to poinsoning his old dog, by feeding it weed. So, logically people can see the writing on the wall that this lizard isn't going to be doing so hot in the near future. Could be wrong, but all of those signs point to the bearded dragon living out an agonizingly painful death.
 
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Garth said:
I've seen it happen here before, and other threads for that matter. There's little else going on, so the autism gets hyper-focused.
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Seems to happen when animals and children are brought into or are already in the Lolcow's universe, and they've shown they shouldn't have them in their orbit. Can you blame em?
 
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