Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Yesterdays donation about doing a "wet and juicy" in Puff's cage had me cackling.

I didn't even recognise Jeremy - he looks really rough nowadays. Things must be bad for him to be hanging with Josh again. How long until Jeremy steals something from the cobra's den?
 
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Man looking like the fucking Rake.

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Jorsh really got 600 bucks two weeks ago and was 400 bucks in the hole yesterday. How is it that the bank keeps letting him go so deep in the red and still make purchases? It boggles the mind.
They usually have an overdraft charge, that can be like $10-20 plus interest, so it's easy money for them.
Hahahaha.

I can tell what's happened. He's opened the lid far too many times, for far too long of a duration during those times, (to "burp" it, add more sugar, probably is sniffing it, etc) and has now let in ambient microbes, bad yeasts, and god knows what else that is floating around from his apartment. The bad microbes are now competing with the fermenting yeasts.

The alcohol content will be abysmal, and it will taste like rancid fruit. I bet it smell horrendous right now.

Wine making is more of a "set it an forget it" thing. You do all the work at the begining then find a nice, dark, stable temprature environment then leave it alone. Cobes can't leave anything alone.
Done a fair amount of brewing myself, now if he was using some of the extremely hardy and aggressive yeasts designed for brewing(EC1118 for example), contamination isn't much of an issue because those yeasts will kick the living shit out of any competing microbes. However with the yeast he's using, there's really good odds there's a variety of things going on in that bottle for the reasons you mention.

Most people brewing toilet wine without proper equipment use a balloon with pinholes in it as an airlock, how he didn't come across this doing his "research" is beyond me.
 
Most people brewing toilet wine without proper equipment use a balloon with pinholes in it as an airlock, how he didn't come across this doing his "research" is beyond me.
Isn't he pretty much retarded? Hasn't anyone even told him this, or did he just brush them off?
 
Isn't he pretty much retarded? Hasn't anyone even told him this, or did he just brush them off?
he leaves the cap barely on so the c02 can escape, so not an airlock at all

also noticed this on reddit, had no clue our boy drew in so many views from the braindead zoomer crowd. Guess that's where all the cash is coming from, these dolts see him on tiktok and then throw him some cash.

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I didnt realize he was now leaving the cap semi half off as well

Lmfao this wine making saga is the funniest thing to me. For once a cow is doing something I can really relate to, so it makes picking apart each of his fuck ups ten times more enjoyable.

Someone needs to tell him about FREEZE DISTILLATION.


It can be done at home with few items, and it can double, sometimes triple the alcohol content of your home brewed wine by essentially sepperating the water content from the alcohol. (To put simply, you take the bottle of wine and freeze it solid, then take it out, flip it upside down with the cap off, and allow it to melt. Alcohol melts faster than water. Alcohol drips down into a new container, leaving the still frozen water behind in the first bottle)

Whats the downside? Unlike steam distillation, freeze distillation not only concentrates the alcohol, but also all the impurities, tannins, and residual sugars and dead yeasts. The hangover is TERRIBLE.

Ive tried freeze distillation and it makes awesome sweet wines, but it is NOT something you want to get drunk off of.

Cobe will drink the entire jug and regret the next few days.
 
Those braindead zoomers are gonna dip immediately when cobes gets "drunk" off his boglims brew and leaks their payment info to show the trolls.
also noticed this on reddit, had no clue our boy drew in so many views from the braindead zoomer crowd. Guess that's where all the cash is coming from, these dolts see him on tiktok and then throw him some cash.

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Well, he already has doxed people while reading shoutouts and it hasn't stopped them yet
From what I've seen personally cobes has and is continuing to blow up in normie circles, I've been "introduced" to cobes clips 5 different times from people ranging from mid 20s to 30s. Every time I ask them if they watch the streams or if they know about puff, shon, other cobes shit they either don't know or only watch clips and think it's all a bit. Once josh spergs out and leaks donator info again I have no doubt that all the clip tiktoks will have warnings not to donate to him.
 
Those braindead zoomers are gonna dip immediately when cobes gets "drunk" off his boglims brew and leaks their payment info to show the trolls.
The worst part is when they come on stream and toss him money trying to get something out of him. Asking him questions, asking if he'll do X, ask him to listen to or watch something, etc. They don't understand that you aren't gonna get anything out of him. He'll say "thanks for the dono, preciate it" or "maybe, we'll see if I get to it/feel like it" and that's about it. He can't form his own thoughts or opinions on anything. He has his little lane and he sticks to it. He isn't gonna watch that video you sent him. He isn't gonna listen to that new album or that band you like. He isn't going to do anything outside of his normal activities.
 
Cobes said something interesting recently, he said the wine burns his throat. I don't know shit about wine making, but he's only had it sitting for a little over a week + as someone else pointed out earlier his brew shouldn't be able to produce more than ~14% alcohol.

So what could possibly be in that sludge that would burn his throat? Does concentrated botulism sting?
 
Cobes said something interesting recently, he said the wine burns his throat. I don't know shit about wine making, but he's only had it sitting for a little over a week + as someone else pointed out earlier his brew shouldn't be able to produce more than ~14% alcohol.

So what could possibly be in that sludge that would burn his throat? Does concentrated botulism sting?
I'm sure vinegar would burn. Never drank straight vinegar so I couldn't tell you for sure. If anything, he will gulp it down and lie about how good it is to only never attempt again. Work is antagonistic to the Cobra Cult toobz.

I am so glad I downloaded his 4 hour long shoutout while enjoying the company of my friends (something he wil never have) and will upload any sections that are interesting here after viewing it. Not gonna lie to you homies, tonight my 8mm cunningham is not at the full 1,350# working load. Not surprised he deleted it. Cobra can't learn.
 
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