🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

PetiteFeet said:
Why doesn't he make wands anymore, anyway? I know he prefers to beg for the paypiggies to save his ass, but from what I've seen of his wands they aren't particularly difficult to make. He just takes a stick and spraypaints it, maybe adding a bit of metal wire and a piece of mineral to it. At most I'd guess he spends 30 minutes of work per wand.
If I were in Josh' situation I would make more wands. The fans/troles eat them up and buy them near guaranteed every time his shop has more wares.

That lathe can't have been cheap, it's such a shame it doesn't see use.
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He lost the passion making them, back when he opened the wand business, he actually was dedicated and was having fun making them but as time went on and his mental issues have gotten worse and worse. He simply doesn't care anymore and he got evicted for his way of creating them and trolls from the subreddit kept down voting him even though the wands were of quality at the time.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Not gonna lie, the removal of the Billy Goat wispy beard really helped his look. He looks much more representable, a lot less greasy. But then you examine his look further and look at the clothes and the collar.
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When talking of the Boglim, its all relative. He looks better, compared to how awful he was before. He is still awful, you would never want to sit next to him in a waiting room.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
I have a theory that he is broke and since Ian is gone, he has nobody to sell his EBT allowance to. For non-amerimutts, that is a food only government dole card. He is probably using it to buy booze ingredients since he can't just buy booze with it. Just a theory mind you.
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hes always saying how hes several hundreds in the negative. I dont want to believe the pay pigs boost him out of that several times in the course of a week or two. The bog booze hes making is no doubt a cheap way to get drunk except hes fucking up every step of the way lmao
 
He's in his Viking phase right now. I think he's gonna start making rice wine and say that he's a descendant of a samurai or something.
Can't wait for him to make homemade Sa-key. TWU
 

Embed won't take it. Cobra is live and getting drunk. Teeth are hurting and he is talking about kids having sex again.

....and he's buffering. Buy better internet for Cobra Mr. Obama!

Cobra has now scheduled 4 different lives and then deleted them. Idk if he can't figure it out, his internet keeps shitting out, or he got buhlocked from lives by PozzToob.
 
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shaverinocory said:
He's eating cat food to fuck with DA TROLES on stream, who Doordashed him it
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"If you like watching me owning the trolls and try cat food please hit the like button and subscribe for more content"
He's literally an Always Sunny character at this point.
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That cat food is probably the most nutrition that he's gotten in the last few days.

Edit: "If it smells like salmon, keep on slamin'. Amiright youtoob?" -Jorsh, 2023
 
Someone called the cops over his cap gun and now he’s screaming at the top of his lungs at chat. For a second I thought the cop was going to be shitty over being yelled at but I guess he just fucked off.
 
Buster Scruggs said:
"If you like watching me owning the trolls and try cat food please hit the like button and subscribe for more content"
He's literally an Always Sunny character at this point.
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I made the always Sunny joke before, but. Is he literally is just Charlie. He's gotta eat the cat food and huff the glue.

Maybe we'll have Chris move in and be his Frank.
 
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