Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Why doesn't he make wands anymore, anyway? I know he prefers to beg for the paypiggies to save his ass, but from what I've seen of his wands they aren't particularly difficult to make. He just takes a stick and spraypaints it, maybe adding a bit of metal wire and a piece of mineral to it. At most I'd guess he spends 30 minutes of work per wand.
If I were in Josh' situation I would make more wands. The fans/troles eat them up and buy them near guaranteed every time his shop has more wares.

That lathe can't have been cheap, it's such a shame it doesn't see use.

He lost the passion making them, back when he opened the wand business, he actually was dedicated and was having fun making them but as time went on and his mental issues have gotten worse and worse. He simply doesn't care anymore and he got evicted for his way of creating them and trolls from the subreddit kept down voting him even though the wands were of quality at the time.
 
Not gonna lie, the removal of the Billy Goat wispy beard really helped his look. He looks much more representable, a lot less greasy. But then you examine his look further and look at the clothes and the collar.
When talking of the Boglim, its all relative. He looks better, compared to how awful he was before. He is still awful, you would never want to sit next to him in a waiting room.
 
I have a theory that he is broke and since Ian is gone, he has nobody to sell his EBT allowance to. For non-amerimutts, that is a food only government dole card. He is probably using it to buy booze ingredients since he can't just buy booze with it. Just a theory mind you.
hes always saying how hes several hundreds in the negative. I dont want to believe the pay pigs boost him out of that several times in the course of a week or two. The bog booze hes making is no doubt a cheap way to get drunk except hes fucking up every step of the way lmao
 
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Embed won't take it. Cobra is live and getting drunk. Teeth are hurting and he is talking about kids having sex again.

....and he's buffering. Buy better internet for Cobra Mr. Obama!

Cobra has now scheduled 4 different lives and then deleted them. Idk if he can't figure it out, his internet keeps shitting out, or he got buhlocked from lives by PozzToob.
 
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He's eating cat food to fuck with DA TROLES on stream, who Doordashed him it
"If you like watching me owning the trolls and try cat food please hit the like button and subscribe for more content"
He's literally an Always Sunny character at this point.
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Managed to grab his freakout.

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One of the funniest parts of this to me is that josh thinks the cops time is extremely important. In his world, the cops are constantly stopping rapes and arresting sickos. Every time they are tricked into coming down to his little troll cave, a sicko goes free.
 
"If you like watching me owning the trolls and try cat food please hit the like button and subscribe for more content"
He's literally an Always Sunny character at this point.
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I made the always Sunny joke before, but. Is he literally is just Charlie. He's gotta eat the cat food and huff the glue.

Maybe we'll have Chris move in and be his Frank.
 
Managed to grab his freakout.

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He really needs to be in a home. This is just sad. He's so angry, and he legitimately cannot do anything for himself to make it better. He's dangerously incompetent. It's like watching an animal hurt itself or an old person with dementia. Hits me in my feels a bit.
 
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