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@SpiceyHuman - Your Husband is either an incredibly brave man, or a foolish one I am not sure but I salute his dedication to the cause in sampling this Bolglim Brew.

But seriously I really like your thought of him dumping something like Vodka into his brew to "Help it along" because that's something I can see him doing, mostly because he thinks it will help it along or speed things up, like a kid who thinks turning the temperature up on the oven will cook something faster and just ending up with a burned mess that was supposed to be a pizza.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
There are floating bits of off white moldy growths ontop of the liquid and floating within it in smaller peices.
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Were they fuzzy when you first came back and saw them? I'm just curious because sometimes a layer (or multiple separate masses) of film yeast can form on top of a brew and this concoction in your bottle looks like it might have enough headspace for that to happen.
 
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Were they fuzzy when you first came back and saw them? I'm just curious because sometimes a layer (or multiple separate masses) of film yeast can form on top of a brew and this concoction in your bottle looks like it might have enough headspace for that to happen.
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Yes.

It's sort of hard to see in the photos, but the white patches were very fuzzy with a very fine "fur" like texture.
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I have no doubt is was mold and not a big mat of yeast culture from normal brewing or somthing like a scoby mat from kombucha.

I left alot of headspace intentionally because I wasn't sure how active the yeast would be and didn't want it creeping up into the airlock and spilling outwards. My ciders can sometimes get a bit yeasty before settling back down. (See photos) this was totally different, though I may be wrong.

I wish I had more diagnostic equipment so I could deeply analyze both the liquid cultures, the top mold growth, and the white sludge on the bottom of the jug. There could be a whole new new world of undiscovered microorganisms in here...
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
Yes.

It's sort of hard to see in the photos, but the white patches were very fuzzy with a very fine "fur" like texture.

I have no doubt is was mold and not a big mat of yeast culture from normal brewing or somthing like a scoby mat from kombucha.

I left alot of headspace intentionally because I wasn't sure how active the yeast would be and didn't want it creeping up into the airlock and spilling outwards. My ciders can sometimes get a bit yeasty before settling back down. (See photos) this was totally different, though I may be wrong.

I wish I had more diagnostic equipment so I could deeply analyze both the liquid cultures, the top mold growth, and the white sludge on the bottom of the jug. There could be a whole new new world of undiscovered microorganisms in here...
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You know what I know the Macrofungal Biome in each location is different from location to location but I'd be REALLY interested finding out what's growing in that mix.
 
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I am also more convinced then ever that Cobes is immediately adding hard liquor to his meads right after mixing the ingredients.
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Could this also be why he shakes his concoction obsessively? I think the liquor starts to separate from the bog brew and this is his way of hiding it from himself in order to avoid admitting failure.
 
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These Facebook faggots are fast becoming almost as bad as the reddit. No one cares if you sent him cat food first, dipshit.
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I don't think they understand that it's not funny because you sent him cat food, it's funny because his response was to actually eat it.
 
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Raven-621 said:
Will the BOY kill himself drinking garbage squeezins tonight? Or will he ascend to a level of goblinoid power that we can’t even comprehend, let alone explain?
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Prob just sit around and go

“yuuuuup wish i could go out and drink but the old cobra fund is low and i’m in the negatives again……but it is what it is, youtube. I don’t NEED to go out and have a good time youtube, I can just sit here and kick it with my fans…..my of age fans. 😉 Hehehehehehe….”
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and then when he gets some money, go

Aaaaaaaaaanyways youtube…damn, 3 hours, holy shit youtube that’s a long ass stream, i’m gunna prob catch an early one, peace
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And it’ll just be another normal night, maybe he’ll play with the Ah-WeeGee Board and contact some 5th rate knight of hell, Bozo or Winston or whatever.
 
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