Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Healthy Boy Brand said:
Didn't he also have some drama with other prominent members of the Bogosphere that makes his return even more unlikely?
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SeizureRobot hates him that's the one I know atleast. I'm sure he was in contact with more than just him though.

Was before my time so I'm going off limited knowledge not knowing all the lore.
 
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chimpSculpture said:
@Clint's Burden When are you going to create a throw-away account and dump all your game's assets?
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I remember him dumping everything in this thread like 800 pages ago when he joined as "Throwaway for Cobra" or some reddit-tier name like that. The point of him posting it was to make it available for people to pick it back up and continue making the game if they wanted to. He paid people to make all of that stuff for him. Did he really delete it all? LMAO
 
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lol i started planning out a cobra point and click. luckily i never paid anyone anything, i thought it would be a fun way to learn spritework and unity. i was wrong on both counts.

the fuckin "wet n juicy" / """"joke"""" era fucking killed all my interest, along with my total lack of talent for making sprites.
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Devious Dave said:
People sending him energy drinks want him to die they know he is retarded and will drink enough to kill himself
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Do they still make those Sparks alco-pops?
Those things had massive amounts of sugar, caffine, taurine, gingseng, guarana and a bunch of other energy drink/preworkout ingredients plus anywhere from 6%-9% alcohol.

I think they either outright banned them, or reformulated them. But if a trol ever sent him a pack or the original formulation, I can easily see him drinking them all and having a massive heart attack.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
Do they still make those Sparks alco-pops?
Those things had massive amounts of sugar, caffine, taurine, gingseng, guarana and a bunch of other energy drink/preworkout ingredients plus anywhere from 6%-9% alcohol.
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They're dead. Like Four Loko, which still exists but has had the fun (caffeine) removed. I think Buckfast Tonic Wine still exists and has caffeine. Mainly drunk by Scottish street retards.
 
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bonified retard said:
Somebody shared a recent picture of his "teeth" on the subreddit. The top row has basically disintegrated into a jagged, rotten mess. View at your own risk.

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Omfg it's finally happening.

I think most of us predicted a while ago that he only had a few months tops for his teeth, and we were right.

Shits about to get real intresting.

If he's lucky, the teeth are already dead and he won't be in too much pain. I doubt this is the case though, since he visibly winces when he eats cold/sweet things.

At this point he NEEDs dental help immediately. He, at the least, needs the broken teeth pulled right away. If the pulp is now exposed, he basically has an open port for bacteria to travel straight up the root and into the circulatory system (its extremely likely he probably already has abcesses forming at the root)

People literally die from teeth infections. Oral disfunction is strongly linked to heart disease and failure.
 
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"Fuck all the youtoob troles who say that my teeth are disguising. I fucking bet that the people saying that my teeth are gross have even worse teeth than mine. Not everyone has perfect teeth, bud. Anyone who mentions my teeth are going to get blocked and hidden from my channel."

I hope we we enter a soup/stew saga next. He 100% cannot handle a dorito locos tacos with those chompers of his.

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I'm just gonna post his chompers here too so we have a local copy. I hope someone does a time-lapse of his teeth TWU.
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HiveDull said:
He 100% cannot handle a dorito locos tacos with those chompers of his
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"WHAT UP YOUTOOB, today we're making a dank mead milkshake food hack, yesssssth. I got some Dorito locos tacos from Taco Bell, not a sponsor. We'll put them in the blender with some of my new MEAD. lets add some contry crock for creamyness, some lucraine cheese, let's blend it all up before adding some jalapeno, I got some anchoivies some hot of age goth girl fan sent me so let's add that too."
 
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