Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SpiceyHuman]

Upon closer examination, It actaully looks like his top central incisor sort of  rotted off, not chipped off. The brown discoloration around the nub that remains just looks like soft dentin thats disintegrated away until the bulk of the tooth fell.

His upper right lateral incisors has a definite chip all across the bottom portion. Its alittle hard to noticed because its completely parrrarel, but if you compare it to the lateral incisors on his left, you can easily see the size difference with the missing tooth material.

His upper right canine has a large chip and its almost totally broken away.

His upper right premolar also has a smaller chip running across the bottom. Again, sort of hard to notice, but you can see the size difference when comparing it to his left side.



TL: DR Since he is right handed, and most of the mechanical damage is also on the right side, I believe the Boglim attempted to open something up like a package with his teeth, and in their weakened state, his teeth chipped. (The lateral incisor, canine, and premolar) whereas the central incisor just rotted away.

Edit: homeboy is giving Russell Greer a run for his money with the nose hair.

 

[Potion_Time]

"Fuck all the youtoob troles who say that my teeth are disguising. I fucking bet that the people saying that my teeth are gross have even worse teeth than mine. Not everyone has perfect teeth, bud. Anyone who mentions my teeth are going to get blocked and hidden from my channel."

I hope we we enter a soup/stew saga next. He 100% cannot handle a dorito locos tacos with those chompers of his.

Edit:
I'm just gonna post his chompers here too so we have a local copy. I hope someone does a time-lapse of his teeth TWU.

Spoiler: NSFL

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I am guaranteed to have a nightmare about my teeth falling out tonight. Thanks, cobros!

 

[An automatic clown]

Months ago I stepped up my dental hygiene and got on a good schedule for cleanings/X-rays and check ups thanks to the ol Boglim. I will not end up like this

 

[Incel Death Note]

Upon closer examination, It actaully looks like his top central incisor sort of  rotted off, not chipped off. The brown discoloration around the nub that remains just looks like soft dentin thats disintegrated away until the bulk of the tooth fell.

His upper right lateral incisors has a definite chip all across the bottom portion. Its alittle hard to noticed because its completely parrrarel, but if you compare it to the lateral incisors on his left, you can easily see the size difference with the missing tooth material.

His upper right canine has a large chip and its almost totally broken away.

His upper right premolar also has a smaller chip running across the bottom. Again, sort of hard to notice, but you can see the size difference when comparing it to his left side.



TL: DR Since he is right handed, and most of the mechanical damage is also on the right side, I believe the Boglim attempted to open something up like a package with his teeth, and in their weakened state, his teeth chipped. (The lateral incisor, canine, and premolar) whereas the central incisor just rotted away.

Edit: homeboy is giving Russell Greer a run for his money with the nose hair.

That's just the way they're chipped, bud.

 

[Big Nasty]

His upper jaw looks like a random section of the Donbas front.

 

[BallBuster II]

Months ago I stepped up my dental hygiene and got on a good schedule for cleanings/X-rays and check ups thanks to the ol Boglim. I will not end up like this

Same. About 8 months after seeing his mouth of horrors I decided to start flossing and gum picking daily (to twice a day). My gum health has improved 100% to where dental cleanings now take half the time and are painless and nearly bloodless. I genuinely have to thank Cobes for waking my ass up. Remember your teeth can be as healthy as can be, but that doesn't mean your gums are.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Somebody shared a recent picture of his "teeth" on the subreddit. The top row has basically disintegrated into a jagged, rotten mess. View at your own risk.

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/s/E9DMZeT5pN

Clint, your boy needs help and needs to be put in a home right now

 

[chimpSculpture]

The way he keeps saying "Fish and Cheese" over and over and over makes me very happy. I think he's mis-remembering Fish and Chips in his own Boglim way hahahahahaha.

 

[Yamamura]

Months ago I stepped up my dental hygiene and got on a good schedule for cleanings/X-rays and check ups thanks to the ol Boglim. I will not end up like this

I like that Cobes inspires all of us to be better in his own unique way. He taught me to appreciate my pets more.

Same. About 8 months after seeing his mouth of horrors I decided to start flossing and gum picking daily (to twice a day). My gum health has improved 100% to where dental cleanings now take half the time and are painless and nearly bloodless. I genuinely have to thank Cobes for waking my ass up. Remember your teeth can be as healthy as can be, but that doesn't mean your gums are.

The trick is to set up good habits and eventually it won't even be a burden to floss. Once something becomes a habit you don't even really notice you're doing it.

 

[bonified retard]

Clint, your boy needs help and needs to be put in a home right now

Yeah, unfortunately he's doing everything he can to prove he's not capable of taking care of himself. Getting dentures isn't going to be as easy as he thinks, too. It will be a process that I'm willing to bet he's too stupid/lazy to follow. He will probably need to be on an antibiotics cycle leading to the extraction, so his gums are manageable. He will also likely need a bone graft procedure to even support dentures at this point. I'm sure it will be multiple visits and Clint will have to hold his hand every step of the way.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Yeah, unfortunately he's doing everything he can to prove he's not capable of taking care of himself. Getting dentures isn't going to be as easy as he thinks, too. It will be a process that I'm willing to bet he's too stupid/lazy to follow. He will probably need to be on an antibiotics cycle leading to the extraction, so his gums are manageable. He will also likely need a bone graft procedure to even support dentures at this point. I'm sure it will be multiple visits and Clint will have to hold his hand every step of the way.

Fuck all that jazz all the boy needs is some wood from Home Depot to lathe into a set of crooked AF vampire dentures spray-painted black and green.

 

[Negev]

Bro he had to have taken a bite of something and felt them crumble away, probably didn't even hurt since it was basically just plaque and calcification...

I can only assume he is so wonked out on duster and alcohol that he can barely feel them, or maybe all the acids killed the exposed nerves so it doesn't hurt him. Either way it looks like we are getting the death by tooth infection saga.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How is he not in agony 24/7? Are all the nerves in his mouth completely dead? Holy shit.

 

[Jasper2K]

Omfg it's finally happening.

I think most of us predicted a while ago that he only had a few months tops for his teeth, and we were right.

Shits about to get real intresting.

If he's lucky, the teeth are already dead and he won't be in too much pain. I doubt this is the case though, since he visibly winces when he eats cold/sweet things.

At this point he NEEDs dental help immediately. He, at the least, needs the broken teeth pulled right away. If the pulp is now exposed, he basically has an open port for bacteria to travel straight up the root and into the circulatory system (its extremely likely he probably already has abcesses forming at the root)

People literally die from teeth infections. Oral disfunction is strongly linked to heart disease and failure.

If only he took few minutes of his day to brush his teeth. Too late now I think he's fucked. He won't go to the dentist and can't afford it anyways. I think he already has swelling from abscesses.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Upon closer examination, It actaully looks like his top central incisor sort of  rotted off, not chipped off. The brown discoloration around the nub that remains just looks like soft dentin thats disintegrated away until the bulk of the tooth fell.

His upper right lateral incisors has a definite chip all across the bottom portion. Its alittle hard to noticed because its completely parrrarel, but if you compare it to the lateral incisors on his left, you can easily see the size difference with the missing tooth material.

His upper right canine has a large chip and its almost totally broken away.

His upper right premolar also has a smaller chip running across the bottom. Again, sort of hard to notice, but you can see the size difference when comparing it to his left side.

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TL: DR Since he is right handed, and most of the mechanical damage is also on the right side, I believe the Boglim attempted to open something up like a package with his teeth, and in their weakened state, his teeth chipped. (The lateral incisor, canine, and premolar) whereas the central incisor just rotted away.

Edit: homeboy is giving Russell Greer a run for his money with the nose hair.

dank food blender bogslop hacks coming soon toobz

 

[BallBuster II]

I like that Cobes inspires all of us to be better in his own unique way. He taught me to appreciate my pets more.


The trick is to set up good habits and eventually it won't even be a burden to floss. Once something becomes a habit you don't even really notice you're doing it.

Not to derail thread but you are 100% right. Who in the hell likes to floss? Eventually after doing it daily for about month, it became second nature, and now it is no big deal to where it feels weird if I don't do it.

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

The green monster complements the green jalapenos is now one of my favorite Cobes quotes. Does he think color is indicative of flavor?

Then what the fuck are NyQuil flavors?

 

[FIVE STAR DAYS]

Jesus Christ, he finally did it. His teeth have pretty much rotted away....TMDWU

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

I didn't check this thread for a week did the reddit tards get our favorite sexy gothic bad boy's channel nuked?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

How is he not in agony 24/7? Are all the nerves in his mouth completely dead? Holy shit.

Seriously. How? I've broken several bones and have suffered many injuries, once breaking both clavicles and fractured some ribs. The only pain that ever had me on my knees in agony, crying, and wishing I would just die so it would end is when I broke a tooth biting a chunk of bone in minced meat. That fucking tooth was the most painful thing I've ever experienced, the constant throbbing agony was a nightmare that I wouldn't wish on anyone. Even the narcotic pain killers they gave me to cope until it was repaired did nothing to alleviate the torture. This dude has a whole mouth full of that, I don't understand. He's going to get an infection and die if Clint doesn't intervene.