Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Clint wants to believe that his boy is better than he is and admitting he can't even take care of a lizard would force him to consider how Josh is unable to take care of himself. I
Clint has actively prevented him from getting pets in the past, Clint doesn't trust him with pets, dogs especially. He knows what would happen. Josh was lucky to get puff without their knowledge or input. He even lied to him and told him his landlord banned pets, in only his part of the building.
 
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Think about the fact that these people bought a whole ass bearded dragon costume because the pet bearded dragon of an autistic alcoholic from wymoning ran away

My main issue with these Reddit fuckers is that they spoil the fun. They try to get his t-shirt stores taken down so we can’t have a hearty laugh at his insane designs. They try to get him banned from any public place he might go out and do something at. If he does go out to a public place they immediately look it up and begin calling so that he’s forced to leave or stop streaming.

And worst of all they try to get his channel deleted so that we have nothing to watch at all and defend it by saying “oh well it’s not like he won’t just make a new one or go to Facebook” yeah, and you’ll mass report that too until he just quits entirely you fucking cunts. Then they complain he doesn’t do anything funny anymore or his content in stale like they haven’t gone out of their way to isolate him and limit all the things he can do.
Redditards absolutely seethe at the fact that he can fund his life by being an alcoholic retard on the toobz. They hate nothing more than people who donate to him and cry about muh pay pigs. They report his youtube channel and then follow him everywhere he uploads so they can seethe some more. Their only goal is to prevent him making money because half the people in his subreddit are social rejects, druggies and alcoholics who wish they could make money that way too.
 
Redditards absolutely seethe at the fact that he can fund his life by being an alcoholic retard on the toobz. They hate nothing more than people who donate to him and cry about muh pay pigs. They report his youtube channel and then follow him everywhere he uploads so they can seethe some more. Their only goal is to prevent him making money because half the people in his subreddit are social rejects, druggies and alcoholics who wish they could make money that way too.
Paypigs are just as bad as the weens in my opinion. They're both equally responsible for preventing him from leaving the house to make up new stories to lie to us about. The biggest problem is the reddit tranny jannies, they should be banning and shutting down the ween posts, instead it's encouraged. 90% of the reddit posters would be laughed off this site and/or banned if they posted here what they do there.
 
You know, the more I look through this stuff, the more it seems like a thread focusing on the redditors that crusade against schizocows seems appropriate

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What is going through this retards head? It's a group for finding pets and coordinating information. These people have less than nothing to do with Cobes.

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In the comments, totally not unhinged retard that's jealous that the mentally ill retard hides in tiny apartment all day and is only a step above homeless because people JUST LIKE THE REDDITOR will pay cobes to drink and rage.
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This retard is an actual mod for r/politics taking part in (what are supposed to be forbidden as per reddit's policies) a hatesub. This high and mighty libtard only gets any kind of happiness in his life by being a janny and trying to goad people to go after someone as pathetic as cobes.
 
It's not a possibility I'd outright deny but it just doesn't feel like the case to me. Clint is a very feminine and caring person, and I think he wants to believe Josh can do well for himself and by turning a blind eye to his everyday failures he doesn't have to confront those negative feelings. That's my armchair-psychologist's take anyways.

Once a father has a kid in life, that's his pride and joy. That's all a father thinks about in life whether if his son is a fuck up or not. A father wants best for his child.

Clint made Josh. He just wants what's best for him.

Is it enabling him? I guess? I don't think so.

Josh is a retard. Clint knows this.
 
You know, the more I look through this stuff, the more it seems like a thread focusing on the redditors that crusade against schizocows seems appropriate
I've been thinking the same. Every single time I check the subreddit or scroll down the comments on a recap video, there are at least a handful of things that borderline a-logs say that are as much or more scandalous than any given Classic Cobra Moment.
 
Once a father has a kid in life, that's his pride and joy. That's all a father thinks about in life whether if his son is a fuck up or not. A father wants best for his child.

Clint made Josh. He just wants what's best for him.

Is it enabling him? I guess? I don't think so.

Josh is a retard. Clint knows this.
These people seethe and harass his family for not helping him. Then when they do show care for him they seethe his family isn’t disowning him. Family has your back no matter what, that’s family. Even the most heinous murderers out there often times their family doesn’t just disown them even after the horrible things they know they’re responsible for and it’s not that they defend them either. They KNOW they’re awful people but they’re still family. You love them unconditionally, they are your blood.

You can rightfully criticize Clint for what he does or doesn’t do for josh. But to criticize his family for showing unconditional love? Sad shit man, really goes to show how truly awful these guys must be hurting. “We should plaster his sister all over the internet and ruthlessly mock and harass her because she’s looking for her brothers stupid lizard and believe his dumb story.” Yeah, man, she’s his goddamn family. Maybe she doesn’t believe his story and is just humoring him because it’s a kind thing to do? What would they prefer in this situation? He loses his beloved pet and his family just says “fuck you retard, I don’t believe your dumbass story block, delete, ignore” Then they’ll say “oh his family are a bunch of horrible people who turn a blind eye while the boglim rots away miserably in his den!”
 

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A vacation? Some fucking stranger is out looking for Puff instead?

That is absolutely the behaviour of somebody who actually gives a shit about their beloved pet.
It's def the behavior of an autistic retard that doesn't understand emotions. He can't comprehend why this is just ridiculous to normal people lmao

when has he ever done a "thanksgiving vacation"? This gives the same vibe as when he was scared to death of the cobracon troll and so clint threw together a family get together to get him out of the boghole
 
His family goes to a water park in South Dakota every year for Thabksgiving.
WaTiki® Indoor Waterpark Resort in Rapid City, the weirdest place to spend Thanksgiving if you do not have small children. Its all arcades and kid shit designed for 15 and under
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Maybe cobes is so focused on hating sickos because clint likes to look at little kids once a year
 
He still has that green paint on his head and his fingernails are putrid.
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I don't think he has showered since the youtube strike and since his tooth and pufferth disappeared. He seems to be in a shittier mental state than usual.
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WaTiki® Indoor Waterpark Resort in Rapid City, the weirdest place to spend Thanksgiving if you do not have small children. Its all arcades and kid shit designed for 15 and under
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Maybe cobes is so focused on hating sickos because clint likes to look at little kids once a year
Hopefully at this point they mainly just do stuff around the Black Hills, it's a great area. I can't see cobes leaving the safety of the hotel and the rapid city area though.
 
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