Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Noxe said:
He absolutly doesnt give a fuck abkut cobes. I mean look at him. His teeth is crumbling tf apart. Any caring parent is forcing their kid to the dentist no matter how old they are if their teeth is literslly disappearing. He just doesnt care anymore
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He’s afraid cobies will lay down an epic smack down on him like when he confiscated his cigarettes. Let’s not forget this is the guy that called the cops on his own son because he was drunk and aggressive in Christmas Eve.

Here’s how it would play out
Clint: hey josh your teeth are a little uh… dirty, bud. How about I schedule a dentists appointment to get ‘em looked at?

Josh: OH MY FUCKING GOD DOOD! It’s MY teeth dood everybody is so worried about it it’s like oh, hey… All my trolls are always talking about MY FUCKING TEETH and I’m SICK OF IIIT!!! and now YOU’RE over just like “nay nya nyaaan” IT PISSES ME OOOOOOWFFFFF. IT! PISSES! ME! AOOOOOOOOOOOOOwWFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *begins choking himself and punching inanimate objects*

Clint: Okay, Okay just calm down no dentist, alright? Your teeth aren’t that bad now that I take another look, just keep on rockin, bud
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
They are all weens
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It's true. We all are but someone like BogChron who knowingly, willingly puts redditards and shitty livechat comments into the vids is more weeny. Bitesize, for all his flaws and direct pootouching by being a paypig, at least tries to keep the lens neutral.
 
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Bogliacci said:
It's def the behavior of an autistic retard that doesn't understand emotions. He can't comprehend why this is just ridiculous to normal people lmao

when has he ever done a "thanksgiving vacation"? This gives the same vibe as when he was scared to death of the cobracon troll and so clint threw together a family get together to get him out of the boghole
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He gotta say hi to that green haired third cousin
 
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AnOminous said:
While I have to admit I have nothing but contempt for Cobes paypigs, the last thing I'd want to do is discourage them, except for the ones who send him duster and shit like that. I'm fine with the cat food that he eats like it's an own. I want them to throw as much money at him as possible, because it funds him to do absolutely retarded shit.

Pigs paying for my entertainment is great. Reddit scum killing the lulz need a dose of the gas.

I'm also mildly annoyed by white knights trying to "save" cows when it's impossible, but that isn't to say my blackened, shriveled heart wouldn't grow a half a size or so to see a redemption arc where he gets sober, gets his teeth fixed, and turns into some kind of wand guru.

But we all know that's not going to happen.
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Whoever got Josh in Duster should kill themselves. It's killing him. I'm pretty new to Cobra and when I look back to how far his mental state has deteriorated over the last few years its shocking. He would need to be involuntarily confined to a rehab center now if he wants to stop killing himself. I feel bad for him and his family.
 
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Dude Rabbits said:
Whoever got Josh in Duster should kill themselves. It's killing him. I'm pretty new to Cobra and when I look back to how far his mental state has deteriorated over the last few years its shocking. He would need to be involuntarily confined to a rehab center now if he wants to stop killing himself. I feel bad for him and his family.
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Yeah it's too bad Cobes doesn't accidentally dox everyone who gives him anything like Chris does because that was borderline criminal. It even came with instructions. On the other hand the fact that Cobes wasn't into duster in the first place is kind of a testament to how retarded he is considering he thought huffing cologne did anything.

Also I have a feeling this mystery housesitter is just going to be Ian fresh out of jail or something, in which case boy's a moron because he might loot the place just on principle alone for losing puff.

Bogliacci said:
I'd tear my hair out if I knew for certain they were only going for that stupid little rump water park and not doing stuff in the actual black hills, but frankly that seems like a thing the Saunders clan would do.
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Cobes would fit right the fuck in at Deadwood. People'd be asking for pictures just because they assume he's a character actor.
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
Isn't there lots of Uranium in the hills around Casper? Skygodzilla Puff inbound. Trust & believe, youtube
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Cunning Lettuce said:
It was some reddit/discord fag called Kissingcousins. There was a little witch hunt and when he got outed he tried gay ops to blame Bicclips.
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The only sources for this are redditors themselves so take it with a heap of salt.
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As far as I'm aware, the Kissingcousins thing checks out. I don't remember if it was LeninLime or BogChron's comments that had some chummy energy towards Kissingcousins however.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
Something just occurred to me. Hear me out.

Josh's main excuse for not doing Fishtank was his obligation to care for puff and not leave the house.

Now, if you're the black sheep of your family and only see them a couple times a yea—nah, who am I kidding—if there's a free waterpark vacation on the line, you probably don't want to miss it.

Hold on though, did a phone call with homedad turn into a heated screaming match because Josh realized he will be forced to stay home on cricket duty?

Maybe there were still a few weeks till Thanksgiving and Josh had an idea.

Maybe he could sidestep any public criticism if puff happened to simply go missing; he would be the victim if anything!

Did Cobra truly love puff? Yeah, I think so. But maybe he was also sick of Metro's bi-weekly animal welfare checks, and being held responsible for something he's since grown bored of after the novelty wore off.

As well-meaning and naive as Cobra is 80% of the time, there is irrefutably a darker, more selfish part of his personality.

Do I think hypothetically he could get extra drunk one night, a week before thanksgiving and deliberately set his bearded dragon loose into the night so he could go down water slides and ogle women in bikinis for a few days?



Yeah, I think so.
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I was just thinking today how Cobes had that same air about him of those huge, poor families where a child went missing, and they seem sad and concerned, but you also see they are relieved cause that's one less responsibility, and one less mouth to feed...
But maybe that's just his dead, wonky eyes.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
As far as I'm aware, the Kissingcousins thing checks out. I don't remember if it was LeninLime or BogChron's comments that had some chummy energy towards Kissingcousins however.
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I think it was the communist citrus fruit than BogChron.

I've been looking at Josh's use of AirDuster since it started and he's got to be using a can or so a week on average with spurts here an there lately of two or more a week and that's happening more often now than at the start, I think he's honestly looking more an more for an escape he knows his existence is a pitiful one but doesn't want to give it up because it's the only thing he knows - and setbacks like losing Puff throw him deeper into that spiral of self loathing and more abuse.

The drink thing is disturbing especially for someone like Josh, especially now that he's home brewing (I can see some doosh sending him one of those cheep Chinese electric stills and blinding himself or causing a fire) but I honestly think that the Duster will be the thing that kills him.

Forget the cap gun and getting ventilated by some cop or idiot in a bar, forget one of his homeless buddies shiving him in his sleep - it will be a cheap can of airduster he huffs that will kill him or puts him into some medical situation that he will never recover from and papanips has to deal with around the clock.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
As far as I'm aware, the Kissingcousins thing checks out. I don't remember if it was LeninLime or BogChron's comments that had some chummy energy towards Kissingcousins however.
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I think it was LeninLime. That dude was quite an alog of cobes and checking kc's comments he is very defensive of Lenin.

Browsing his reddit comments he is also a weeb/coomer who keeps asking for the source of porn gifs and goes by "Kingbebe666" and "Biglenny6566" on pokemon Go. Being a misfit maniac explains why he's so fucking retarded.
 
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It's weird the way he throws in "I'm very thankful for my apartment - it kicks ass" I think something is going on there - he's a bit like Chris in that he talks about a thing that's a problem in another way almost as part of magical thinking "If I say it's like this, it will be this" either they are fed up with Reddit Tards bombing there reviews an getting random calls about him or the legitimate neighbours are complaining.

He got himself shit canned from the old place because he managed to make not just his own apartment but those surrounding it unlivable and he learned nothing from that, and has done the exact same to this one, if anything he's gotten louder and started doing weirder stuff so I could see them saying "Final Warning" or something to Clunt and he's told Josh and he's not happy or at least worried.
 
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