Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Off topic sperging but to confirm, petsmart and petco are terrible. Don't buy shit from them. The petsmart near me hates me, three times I went in and bought out every single fish they had in the store. Most of them are extremely sick, often infected with TB... yea Tuberculosis. The giant breeder farms that supply them are terrible and don't care about breeding healthy animals, they only care about pumping out as many as possible.
Continued aside but mycobacteriosis (fish TB, which I don't really like as a term since it is not tuberculosis, it's an entirely different mycobacterium though it is one of the very few fish diseases that can be transmitted to humans, again with completely different symptoms from tuberculosis) is basically present in every single fish you buy. And most likely in every aquarium you own. Probably in most of the fish you eat as well. And it will be permanently because mycobacteria can survive basically everything from boiling water and antibiotics to bleach. It's a huge problem in the scientific world because they mass culture zebrafish for experiment subjects and of course your study is worthless if you can't control for a particular disease.

It gets out of control when you have high DOC concentrations and low pH, namely running an overstocked and undercleaned tank (or in heavily planted tanks running active aquasoil substrate). If not for mycobacteria running low pH actually saves a lot of fish because it reduces the toxicity of ammonia and keeps most bacteria growth down. But without other bacteria outcompeting them mycobacteria will start getting out of control. It's one of the primary culprits of "old tank syndrome."

I'd say this is irrelevant to the thread at hand but various kinds of mycobacteria can rear their ugly heads in fermentation as well due to the previously stated ability to survive acidic conditions. So cobes might discover some in a future bogwine or bogmead. If a new species is discovered in the resultant hospitalization or autopsy I think mycobacterium hanadyrad gothii would be fitting.
 
/r/kingcobrajfs is a revenge subreddit. It's not about laughs or memes they want revenge. Josh is an evil man who needs to pay for his misdeeds. You can't "explain the reality of what happened" to a retarded man with the brain of a 12 year old. BTW harrassing him about puff will only make him want to get another one to spite the subreddit
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What do people think of making a thread on these subs? Include the Daniel larson subreddit and cyraxx subreddit, and anymore like them? A community watch thread.
 
What do people think of making a thread on these subs? Include the Daniel larson subreddit and cyraxx subreddit, and anymore like them? A community watch thread.
I'd be willing to bet money there's a lot of overlap between these subs. The type of cow who is visibly mentally ill and deformed I think attracts a very different kind of a-log compared to what DSP or Wings get. Drachenlord had a similar following though as far as I know that has died down. Daniel in particular has a lot of that real life gangstalking stuff going on in his 'community' that just comes off as sadism that will eventually tip the cow over the cliff.
 
I'd be willing to bet money there's a lot of overlap between these subs. The type of cow who is visibly mentally ill and deformed I think attracts a very different kind of a-log compared to what DSP or Wings get. Drachenlord had a similar following though as far as I know that has died down. Daniel in particular has a lot of that real life gangstalking stuff going on in his 'community' that just comes off as sadism that will eventually tip the cow over the cliff.
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It's been going on longer than that. And it is pathetic. Especially for someone like cobes who is generally a harmless retard. Before anyone says BBUT MUH PUFF HE IS LITERALLY HITLER cobes is frankly too stupid to really have any moral culpability for this. That dragon was more or less destined for a premature death as are 95% of all bearded dragons bred by the pet industry. It's a system level problem and getting your panties in a bunch over an individual retard is a waste of mental effort.


Yeah I know, PETA. But it puts things into perspective. These things are fucked from the get go and most that survive the hellhouse wholesalers go to someone even *worse* than cobes. Cobe's setup wasn't perfect but I regularly see worse in the free section in my local craigslist.

just as a reptile PSA only buy from breeders who will show you or at least describe in detail how they care for their animals. You can safely assume and breeder who doesn't do this runs some kind of hellscape setup and/or has lost any passion they once had. Either that or adopt from someone who rescues. There is a nearly infinite supply of people trying to get rid of bearded dragons and ball pythons.
I couldn't stand to watch the PETA video. That said I don't understand people that are super into reptiles. They just don't have the higher mental facilties for the love you would get from dog or a cat.
 
What do people think of making a thread on these subs? Include the Daniel larson subreddit and cyraxx subreddit, and anymore like them? A community watch thread.
i mean we do have a thread for IP2 and these subs seem awfully similar at times. not to mention anybody who thinks spending their own money just to fuck with someone who will not even care or notice in most cases is far more of a lolcow than cobes could ever be.
 
I did a deep dive on the billboard troll and I stumbled it turns out this dude might be one of cobra's biggest alog's. I have the receipts. Some he's responsible for things troll doordash orders (largely this one guy) reporting him to the IRS, harassing his landlord, harassing clint, grindr dates? this guy and his friends, trying to get his channel deleted, trying to get him evicted etc.

What we know about him: Reddit username u/safeuniversity_3708 lives in Vancouver, Canada. "ex-alcoholic"/stimulant abuser, and has a low-functioning autistic brother. Works in a corporate office in the healthcare field.

Here's what he's responsible for:
Constantly Texts Cobra:
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Constantly Doordashing:
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Harassing The Landlord:
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Harassing Clint with nudes of Josh, likely obtained by catfishing (he's very proud of his "peak-a-boo" zinger)
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Responsible for Grindr dates and craigslist trolls:

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Reporting Cobra to the IRS:
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Trying to get his channel banned:
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Posing as Josh's friend and manipulating him for weeks for his own entertainment:

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Trying to pay strangers in Casper to go to Josh's apartment, remove his door sign, and put a new one up:
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About Him:

Lives in Vancouver, Canada
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Alcoholic
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Autistic Brother. Here he is complaining about a reddit thread where an autist is pranked and how disturbing he found it. The irony of what he's saying given what he pulls on an autistic man is apparently lost on him.
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Is this the guy that responds to himself on alts too?
I don’t think so. That guy seems to be way more emotionally unhinged and goes off on weird manic rants. His whole schtick was that he was convinced that cobra is a methhead pill abuser and would go insane if anybody disagreed with him. Also had a weird crusade against the mods of the “main sub” but since they’re all gone or inactive it seems he can rest easy. I wonder if he’s the same guy who crops up having schizophrenic meltdowns about being an inter dimensional cube in the_boglim
 
Safe_university_3708 is hateful piece of shit. Fucker needs doxed, badly. Be pretty funny if someone started doing the same shit to him(not that I'm suggesting it, just wish this idiot the worst).

God these redditors suck. Josh is just a stupid idiot. I can't figure out what exactly he does to elicit such hatred. This dude must hate life in general.

When cobra talks about ruling trolls lives and trolls having nothing but him this is who he's talking about. I really can't wait for karma to take a bite out of this guy's life.

Would be doing cobes a solid if someone sent him all these screen caps. It would make he feel better just knowing that some people recognize how unhinged and out of line his retarded trolls are.
 
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this dude is a fucking weirdo, why is he so obsessed with Josh to a malicious point?
Something almost as intriguing as lolcow psychology is the psychology of the weirdos it attracts. This dude has probably spent thousands of hours and dollars dedicated to harassing a person for posting on YouTube and streaming.
Safe_university_3708 is hateful piece of shit. Fucker needs doxed, badly. Be pretty funny if someone started doing the same shit to him.
As tempting as it is I wouldn’t condone it. I’d rather see the dude reflect and think “man, what the fuck am I doing?” If he sees all his bizarre actions laid out. Maybe he’d get a healthier hobby like painting models or fishing or some shit rather than tormenting some retard in Wyoming for kicks

Edit: he already deleted his account. Better not be lurking this thread and pissing your pants, BOY!
 
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Josh is a weird retard who is his own worst enemy and does a good enough job fucking his own life up without some freak spending money and time doing it for entertainment. For all the negative shit cobes does this type of guy is so much worse. I know we're all here on the farms following dumbfucks online but I genuinely am disturbed that some people go to the lengths they do to fuck with strangers. It's not funny, what's funny is when a dumbass fucks themselves over, not some psychopath jerking off over the idea they can contribute to someone's deteriorating state. what kind of person does shit like that? It's insane to me someone could look at Josh and hate him so much to bother doing all of this and not look and the mirror and realize they're worse than he is by participating and perpetuating this behavior.
 
Since you very quickly deleted your entire account Safe_university_3708, I can only imagine you’re here in this thread. I’m gonna personally drop pursuing you because nobody deserves the ongoing harassment like you’ve dished out. The fact you were so quick to delete your account shows that you’re also aware of how awful it’d be to be stalked and harassed by strangers on the internet and that you recognize your actions are harmful. I’d like to just leave it all on one note for you to think on.

Here is what you had to say on people with autism. “People with this condition struggle so much just coping with the world around them and a daily basis; and in no way need to be pushed out of their comfort zone.”

Keep that quote of yours in mind and take a minute to reflect on everything you’ve put Josh through. The DoorDash orders, the texted insults, the Grindr dates showing up at his door, trying to put his face on a billboard in his town, trying to pay people to take his sign down, bragging about how paranoid he must be when going out for smokes. I’m sure you’ve no doubt got your own bullshit excuse or justifications but maybe there’s a chance you can sit back, look in the mirror and consider what you put him and his family through and think to yourself, how would you feel if it happened to you? How would you feel if people treated your brother that way?
 
/r/kingcobrajfs is a revenge subreddit. It's not about laughs or memes they want revenge. Josh is an evil man who needs to pay for his misdeeds. You can't "explain the reality of what happened" to a retarded man with the brain of a 12 year old. BTW harrassing him about puff will only make him want to get another one to spite the subreddit
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It's a revenge sub, but not against Josh. It's against whatever has damaged them that they're projecting onto him.

I always read their shit as autobiographical. Abusing Cobra is the only thing keeping them from roping themselves. Some folks here too. People who haven't experienced much love or were missing it at key moments or have families that fucked them up and didn't care. People need to chill the fuck out and stop projecting their trauma on others. It's like listening to trans trauma dumping.



In the spirit of the holidays, I hope Puff makes it back. Circle of protection on that little guy.
 
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Since you very quickly deleted your entire account Safe_university_3708, I can only imagine you’re here in this thread. I’m gonna personally drop pursuing you because nobody deserves the ongoing harassment like you’ve dished out. The fact you were so quick to delete your account shows that you’re also aware of how awful it’d be to be stalked and harassed by strangers on the internet and that you recognize your actions are harmful. I’d like to just leave it all on one note for you to think on.

Here is what you had to say on people with autism. “People with this condition struggle so much just coping with the world around them and a daily basis; and in no way need to be pushed out of their comfort zone.”

Keep that quote of yours in mind and take a minute to reflect on everything you’ve put Josh through. The DoorDash orders, the texted insults, the Grindr dates showing up at his door, trying to put his face on a billboard in his town, trying to pay people to take his sign down, bragging about how paranoid he must be when going out for smokes. I’m sure you’ve no doubt got your own bullshit excuse or justifications but maybe there’s a chance you can sit back, look in the mirror and consider what you put him and his family through and think to yourself, how would you feel if it happened to you? How would you feel if people treated your brother that way?
you forgot to mention one thing, Safe_university_3708 you are a faggot.
I sincerely hope you never get catfished by another faggot like you who sends your father sexual material of you because that's what a sicko would want
 
I think a good portion just want bad shit to happen to him. The worse the better in their opinion.

I remember they had some posts about him opening bottles with his teeth. Basically were acting like didn’t want him too but were trying to plant the idea. I remember someone commented on how fucked up it was and they attacked them for saying this.

They would be happy if he broke his teeth on camera due to their malicious bullshit. They want him to start suffocating on stream after a few too many duster hits, and def just want him to speed out because they prodded him enough.

I like to think they are just typical reddit assholes — college/high school losers who still get kicks outta bullying the local retard. But then you see posts about adults with careers and shit spending their money to literally fuck with a retarded shut in.

I have no clue how anyone could justify that to themselves. I can see laughing at the shit the cow puts out, but in no way would anyone want to be the cause of it.
 
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