Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Goatchoker]

More likely one of the cats Josh was feeding. Outdoor cats and coyotes don't usually live in the same territory.

Oh they absolutely do.

I see a bunch of outdoor cats (keep them insideeeeee) in my neighborhood as well as year round coyote in the area signs. Within walking distance.
He lives in an area saturated with wildlife, coyote, mt lion, deer, elk, pronghorns, gd grizzly bears, wolves are being reintroduced as well now.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Its weird to admit but it's kind of a shame Courtney is gone because she was the only one who he'd let ask him uncomfortable questions and he's in desperate need of an intervention before he kills another lizard.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Its weird to admit but it's kind of a shame Courtney is gone because she was the only one who he'd let ask him uncomfortable questions and he's in desperate need of an intervention before he kills another lizard.

Yea that's a good point what happened to Porkney? I didn't like her so didnt miss her fat arse being around but now that you mention it it's been a while - pre puff even.

 

[PetiteFeet]

+ He was told countless times (not just by trolls) that he was doing these things wrong, and how to correctly take care of Puff. But he continued to do it his own way out of spite. He didn't take it to a vet once, even when he was told by several people that the "seizure" caught on video could be a sign that it's not well. If he did actually lose Puff like he claims, that doesn't change the fact that he was still actively killing this lizard out of ignorance and spite.

Yes, because Josh literally has ODD. He's not doing something out of spite or malice, he's doing the opposite of what people tell him to because of mental illness that was never correctly treated.

 

[skeleton vomit]

"Happy Thanksgiving toobz"

You can really hear the snake's hiss that Cobes developed thanks to the rotted-out gap in his teeth in this one. BOY's gonna sound like a kettle whistle the next time he shrieks for an album.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Its weird to admit but it's kind of a shame Courtney is gone because she was the only one who he'd let ask him uncomfortable questions and he's in desperate need of an intervention before he kills another lizard.

The best thing about Courtney being gone is not having to hear about her every single fucking day. There was like a whole year that all people talked about was Courtney, everything that happened was about Courtney, everything was a conspiracy about Courtney.

Likewise the main reason I wish cobra never had puff is not cause I give a shit about the stupid lizards fate but because I’m so sick and fucking tired of hearing about this stupid lizard. Ever since hey got that scaly fuck it’s all been puff this and puff that “puffs dead you guys! He killed puff you guys!” For months and months and months and now the stupid thing is gone it’s all we’ll ever hear about. The puff saga is the worst saga yet. I’d take the “nothing but gender relations rants” era over the puff era and day of the week

 

[Xenomorph]

Fuck fat fuck courtney stay gone

 

[Bogliacci]

Yeah the pig only tried to use cobes for clout

 

[CluntSlonders]

Josh needs a netflix special if only so he can finally have the funds to build a half assed clocktower mansion. But clint would probably ruin it and manage the funds all responsibly and shit and take a few extra trips to Ireland for himself. Or as the Saunders say Ire'...Good crack amirite.

 

[mars]

I don't expect him to be bawling a-la the 9/11 stream but it does seem pretty sus that he's so nonchalant like it's his missing cup. Maybe its just the time that's passed and he's gotten over it. I hope the reddit fags are happy, we missed out on a potential goldmine if he had streamed the day it happened.

As stupid as Reddit's obsession with getting him banned is he still streamed multiple times on FB during his Youtube ban. There's no way he was going to go live and admit that he did exactly what all the trolls told him he was going to do. (Fuck up caring for Puff). He's far too egotistical for that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Crazy that Josh still thinks that ozzy is going to tour and go on stage at the age of 74 and even "10 years in the future" he might actually think ozzy is immortal

To be fair the Stones are going on tour again and Keith Richards is still alive and performing.

I'm not sure what's more sad, a bunch of geriatrics in their late 70s prancing around to Nam-era Boomer anthems or the old farts who pay to see it.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not sure what's more sad, a bunch of geriatrics in their late 70s prancing around to Nam-era Boomer anthems or the old farts who pay to see it.

The Stones without Charlie Watts.

 

[DocHoliday]

The best thing about Courtney being gone is not having to hear about her every single fucking day. There was like a whole year that all people talked about was Courtney, everything that happened was about Courtney, everything was a conspiracy about Courtney.

Likewise the main reason I wish cobra never had puff is not cause I give a shit about the stupid lizards fate but because I’m so sick and fucking tired of hearing about this stupid lizard. Ever since hey got that scaly fuck it’s all been puff this and puff that “puffs dead you guys! He killed puff you guys!” For months and months and months and now the stupid thing is gone it’s all we’ll ever hear about. The puff saga is the worst saga yet. I’d take the “nothing but gender relations rants” era over the puff era and day of the week

At least when the mead-making began, the Puff videos slowed way down. The fucking Redditors won't shut the hell up about that stupid dead lizard and just keep posting the lamest Puff shitposts day in and day out. They love beating a dead Pufferths. Such a bunch of unoriginal retards.

 

[bonified retard]

Yes, because Josh literally has ODD. He's not doing something out of spite or malice, he's doing the opposite of what people tell him to because of mental illness that was never correctly treated.

Spite and malice are two different things. I don't think he's deliberately killing his lizard to own the trolls. My point was that the only reason he hasn't done anything to improve Puff's health is specifically because of "trolls" telling him that he's wrong. Obviously he has ODD. That doesn't mean he's not a spiteful retard too. In fact there is correlation:

 

[A Bit Concerning]

At least when the mead-making began, the Puff videos slowed way down. The fucking Redditors won't shut the hell up about that stupid dead lizard and just keep posting the lamest Puff shitposts day in and day out. They love beating a dead Pufferths. Such a bunch of unoriginal retards.

The entire reddit is basically just a stream of retards saying "Jorsh" and "Clunt" and making Puff shitposts while giggling to themselves like schoolchildren with the occasional sprinkling of people getting MATI about him not being banned from every website on the internet.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Clint is a stereotypical GenX burnout, so im very surprised he never showed josh 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' where animal husbandry is a sub-theme of the novella. Maybe he tried, if he did, like everything elese, it didnt take.

Holy autism batman

 

[Slim Boglim]

The entire reddit is basically just a stream of retards saying "Jorsh" and "Clunt" and making Puff shitposts while giggling to themselves like schoolchildren with the occasional sprinkling of people getting MATI about him not being banned from every website on the internet.

where did fucking “Clunt” come from it’s such a stupid fucking newfag term. It’s not clever or funny at all. It’s the same fucking middle school insult level of shit all these people come up with like it’s an own. “Lol guise what if we can Clint CLUNT cause it sounds like CUNT ha ha get it?”What they fucking 11? out of the myriad of ways to poke fun at Clint the best they got is “Clunt”?

He’s Papa Nips. But I don’t think the new blood even know about Clint’s nipples

 

[Archie Bunker]

where did fucking “Clunt” come from it’s such a stupid fucking newfag term. It’s not clever or funny at all. It’s the same fucking middle school insult level of shit all these people come up with like it’s an own. “Lol guise what if we can Clint CLUNT cause it sounds like CUNT ha ha get it?”What they fucking 11? out of the myriad of ways to poke fun at Clint the best they got is “Clunt”?

He’s Papa Nips. But I don’t think the new blood even know about Clint’s nipples

I’m still bewildered by them calling him “Jord,” “Jorb,” etc. It’s completely retarded, but I guess that shouldn’t surprise me given the source.
Edited because mobilefag

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

As stupid as Reddit's obsession with getting him banned is he still streamed multiple times on FB during his Youtube ban. There's no way he was going to go live and admit that he did exactly what all the trolls told him he was going to do. (Fuck up caring for Puff). He's far too egotistical for that.

This is the most retarded hill the subreddit has tried to die on as of late, I just don't understand, it's over, animal rescue failed and puff is dead, yet they insist on killing content by forcing him to stick to only facebook.
It's stupid to create the need to register an account on that caveman website just for the chance of catching a live from him on a backwater streaming service, and highlight channels are there for catalogue but that just makes all of this boring.
That in mind, has jorb ever talked about either kick or twitch, I can't recall?

 

[Point Emerging]

I’m still bewildered by them calling him “Jord,” “Jorb,” etc. It’s completely retarded, but I guess that shouldn’t surprise me given the source.
Edited because mobilefag

Joshtic would be way more appealing. Josh Topic, even. But nooooooo....