Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I watched the new Nighr Video.

Puff is dead, no question about it, and Cobra has already written him off to focus on an Ozzy thought loop. A short regarded idea about how Puff burrowed underground so this tropical lizard can protect himself from the winter. I suspect there will be a terrarium on the street outside the Conquistador Apartments very soon.

Cobra winces in pain as the drink combo hits his diseased gums and broken tooth.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Yea that's a good point what happened to Porkney? I didn't like her so didnt miss her fat arse being around but now that you mention it it's been a while - pre puff even.
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She tried to talk to him about doing duster and then he did duster right in front of her while she was talking to him about it so she washed her hands of him.
 
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Psionic Rat said:
His obsession with Ozzy seems so weird considering that he thinks he's such a guitar god. I don't think he's ever mentioned Iommi (or goddamn Dio), who is as critical to both Sabbath and Ozzy's career.
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He knows absolutely nothing about metal. I'm not a huge metalhead myself (I do like a lot of metal and definitely listen to more then he does, but that's irrelevant) and even I can tell that Cobes is completely non-versed in the genre. To him for something to quality as metal it just has to be dressed up in dark, goth clothes.
 
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HONKHONKTIME said:
that doesnt matter. the road to hell is paved with good intentions. he treated puff like a teddy ruxbin doll, never respected his space, never set up a proper den, never set up a consistent feeding schedule, diet, cleaning regiment, (both for the tank and puff) exercise or provided any type of mental stimulation for the animal outside of blowing marijuana in its face. Cold blodded animals arent supposed to be taken out of their tank nearly as often as he was. Clint is a stereotypical GenX burnout, so im very surprised he never showed josh 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' where animal husbandry is a sub-theme of the novella. Maybe he tried, if he did, like everything elese, it didnt take.
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I'd really like to know how a man who raised his other children to not be fuckups like Cobra is a "Gen X" burnout.

Reading boring, shitty sci-fi fiction to your child from a hack like Dick isn't exactly worthwhile. Sorry, his work just plain sucked and I never liked it. RL Stein's Goosebumps is more interesting and fun than that shlock.
 
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Scuzzy said:
I’m still bewildered by them calling him “Jord,” “Jorb,” etc. It’s completely retarded, but I guess that shouldn’t surprise me given the source.
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It's not universal and some don't care about the lore, I call him jorb because he reminds me of starving bird when he eats his precious DDash, sadly less so as of late which is ironic because like most birds he's gotten less and less toothy.
 
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niggers said:
insert john cena "are you sure about that?" meme

from what i understand not a single one of clints kids is gainfully employed and one of them is a pooner
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Sure, but compare them to Josh. They’re clearly dummies and mentally goofy but they would be entirely unremarkable to anybody here if there wasn’t a spotlight shon on them for being related to him.

Cobra though. He’s Clint’s masterpiece. A one of a kind specimen like no other. An enigma. I don’t understand how anybody could hate him, he’s incredible. If aliens came down and asked for a representation of humanity to study and everything they learn about our species would be from them I’d give them cobra. Could you imagine? Knowing nothing about the human race besides what you glean from studying cobras body and listening to what he has to say about human society?

“Zorgplion, it’s the truth. The human race is divided into two sexes. Male and female. If a human female denies reproductive intercourse with a human male because the males height does not meet her preference nobody says shit. But if a male refuses intercourse with a female because her weight is not of his preference it is body shaaaaaaaamiiiing. This is what the humans refer to as “dubble standers kinda thing”
 
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niggers said:
insert john cena "are you sure about that?" meme

from what i understand not a single one of clints kids is gainfully employed and one of them is a pooner
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Theyre degenerate grifters who provide absolutely nothing of value to society. Tianna I think went to college in florida so I know out of state tuition cost a fortune. All that time, energy and money wasted on a meme degree. Shes the kind of person who demands tax payers wipe her student debt out because she cant find a job.
 
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Theyre degenerate grifters who provide absolutely nothing of value to society. Tianna I think went to college in florida so I know out of state tuition cost a fortune. All that time, energy and money wasted on a meme degree. Shes the kind of person who demands tax payers wipe her student debt out because she cant find a job.
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"Degenerate grifters who provide absolutely nothing of value to society"

What are your credentials, superman? Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.
 
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D_Tractor said:
He doesn't even like Ozzy's music. He is obsessed with Cradle of Filth and their lead singer Dani Filth said something positive about Ozzy in some interview. His obsession with bell towers is because he used to watch his father teach girls gymnastics in a church with a bell tower.
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That's not true Cobes does like Ozzy's music he just has insanely entry level pleb taste in it. He only listens to the most famous songs like paranoid, Iron man, Crazy train and shot in the dark
 
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Xenomorph said:
Josh has tism and ODD but he also is a spoiled fucking cunt who his Father couldnt wait to have him move out and never come back and took out a life ins policy the moment josh was confirmed a tard
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I can't blame Clint at all for being incredibly relieved Josh moved out. When he was living with papa nips Josh would throw daily tantrums before school about having to shower and brush his teeth. In his reddit post Clint said he would sometimes spend a good hour before school arguing with the BOY about doing basic hygiene. He would smoke inside and be a general nuisance to his half sisters. I don't think there is any life policy on him.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Apologies for the double post but this is an emergency. MULTIDIMENSIONAL CUBE SCHITZOPOSTER IS BACK! HE'S ON THE MAIN SUB not even the_boglim! I fucking LOVE this dude. He crops up every 6 months or so, goes on an insane schitzo posting spree about how he's a multidimensional cube, and then vanishes and deletes his account and all his comments. I was just talking about him the other day. Thank you based multidimensional cube. Here's his link in case you want to know what the soundtrack to a multidimensional cube's schitzo posting spree is. I had no idea Mr. Cube was /ourguy/. Thank you Mr. Cube. Please "flood the reddit with destroy"
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Good stuff. Like I mentioned upthread, I did do some digging on the personalities involved in the subreddit. Nothing spectacular worth derailing this thread with, just a bunch of (literal) vagrants, opioid addicts and a couple faggots. Judging by the general reddit fatigue in the thread I think @Bogliacci is right, we should take it to a community watch thread.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
"Degenerate grifters who provide absolutely nothing of value to society"

What are your credentials, superman? Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.
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look, cobes? i'll give clint a pass. his mother was retarded and the separation seriously screwed him up early. his entire life is an ODD reaction to being forced to go to church and then getting abandoned by said churchgoer.

but he tried twice more with a non-retard. you dont wonder at all why clints parenting style cannot produce a person capable of going to work in the morning? you're acting like "employed" is some unreachable milestone...
 
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