Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I hate that god awful channel intro video that Cobes has. Whenever I search his channel to watch his content, I get my eardrums blown out.
 
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look, cobes? i'll give clint a pass. his mother was retarded and the separation seriously screwed him up early. his entire life is an ODD reaction to being forced to go to church and then getting abandoned by said churchgoer.
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I sympathize with Clint in that he is dealing with someone extremely regarded, but if your high functioning smoothbrain child isn't even brushing his teeth I really think a lot of the blame lies with you. I really doubt Clint had an active role in his life at all. There is a difference between throwing help and resources at people and actually participating in it. Clint has a pattern of throwing up his hands and simply transferring responsibility of Cobes to others, including the police, psychiatrists/counselors, and dumping resources/help at him unconditionally. Cobes is too far gone now, but I think Clint's strategy has really enabled him to be this way. People like this dont seem to realize that children and especially retarded children require your free time and effort to raise. This is the classic chris chan gambit of "oh well he's retarded, nothing can be done, and no punishment should be enacted". If you really believe this nigger cant control himself, put him on a fucking leash then and stop pretending.
 
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You know, I try not to think badly of Turkey Tom but after seeing him drop 100 dollars to Cobes on his stream...what was that? He better be floating Null some money BTS.
 
I knew you sucked the troon dick Tom but I didn’t know you were a paypig. I don’t know why we expected better.
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I knew you sucked the troon dick Tom but I didn’t know you were a paypig. I don’t know why we expected better.
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Watch out for a buzzard Bob vid about cobes. Or maybe they want him on lolcowlive. I saw a YouTube poll between cobes, cyrax, and cwc from them asking who we'd prefer as a guest. Cwc won with cobes second. Can you imagine boogie1488 interacting with cobes? Cobes "you just gotta wait patiently doodt",
boogie "dead men don't need houses, they need hookers!"
 
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Watch out for a buzzard Bob vid about cobes. Or maybe they want him on lolcowlive. I saw a YouTube poll between cobes, cyrax, and cwc from them asking who we'd prefer as a guest. Cwc won with cobes second. Can you imagine boogie1488 interacting with cobes? Cobes "you just gotta wait patiently doodt",
boogie "dead men don't need houses, they need hookers!"
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cobies is so dry and boring on any streams he’s ever been on and when he’s criticized even slightly he runs or kicks the person immediately while screaming “oh yeah you’re owned i fucked your mom.” At least Cyrax will make a scene and it’ll be lulzy.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
cobies is so dry and boring on any streams he’s ever been on and when he’s criticized even slightly he runs or kicks the person immediately while screaming “oh yeah you’re owned i fucked your mom.” At least Cyrax will make a scene and it’ll be lulzy.
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Cobes is always best when he is on his own or with another Casper degenerate, no reason to invite him on some podcast. I don't really get the documentary stuff either because he never seems interested and just looks at his phone and get drunk.
 
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It's been so long since I've been able to watch one of him live that I've forgotten about his merch store.

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My personal favorite on his most recent works is the "Funny Math Tee Shirt"
He put is as "funny" cause it has the 69 number in it and it has no need for the square root part. I love that he's sense of humor hasn't changed from middle school

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His hair is looking extra frazzled tonight. At certain angles, his dome looks exactly like an egg.

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Sicko Hunter said:
Bullshit. If Cyraxx was actually interesting he'd have a dozen clip channels like Josh does. He has one shtick he screams at marty and maybe says nigger. He's a one trick pony.
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He gets caught showing a stylus up his asshole, then threatens to kill himself with it on a livestream after he’s outed for cheating on his girlfriend with a mentally retarded transgender girl.

You are vastly underestimating how hilarious this man can be
 
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