Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TMDWTFIU]

People like warlord make me wish we could sterilize people. Like if your IQ is below a certain point you just get instant sterilized. That’s a little dystopia/fascist but maybe we could incentivize them. You get like 10k cash no questions asked and in exchange are completely sterilized. This goes for extremely low iq, addicts, felons, people with hereditary genetic defects or disease etc. totally optional. They get a nice big payday and we get to make sure we don’t have to deal with their wretched spawn and how they’ll mistreat them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Prevention

Literally this.

 

[Slim Boglim]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Prevention

Literally this.

Holy fucking based

 

[KingPoisson]

I knew you sucked the troon dick Tom but I didn’t know you were a paypig. I don’t know why we expected better.
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He really thinks throwing money at this regard will get him to talk to him

 

[Bixby Snyder]

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Just what this lolcow needs, a mainstream YouTuber to bring attention to him. Another round of paypigs, more entitlement, and less content.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

The only way I could see Josh listening to anybody and getting help would be if they got some ozzy impersonator to trick josh into doing shit he needs. Convince him that going to the dentist and getting a job is goth.

Knowing Josh even if the real Ozzy showed up, the moment, the instant, some good harsh but with love advice to better Josh's life left Ozzy's lips he would stop mattering to him on the spot, that man is so lazy and entitled he would piss on his favourite idols grave just to not have to brush his teeth.

 

[PetiteFeet]

People like warlord make me wish we could sterilize people. Like if your IQ is below a certain point you just get instant sterilized. That’s a little dystopia/fascist but maybe we could incentivize them. You get like 10k cash no questions asked and in exchange are completely sterilized. This goes for extremely low iq, addicts, felons, people with hereditary genetic defects or disease etc. totally optional. They get a nice big payday and we get to make sure we don’t have to deal with their wretched spawn and how they’ll mistreat them.

isn't this what's happening with the trans community/ROGD/TQ+ bullshit right now?
Our autists and fetishists are willingly castrating themselves.

 

[UncommonParlence]

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They really are trying to get him on the podcast. I'd like it to happen just to see them try, and fail, to wrangle cobes. Imagine if they had cwc AND cobes on the same episode. It would be like herding cats. Lol. I hope it blows up in their faces.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Will this be a Chazz Saga 2.0?

Can’t wait for cobies to think he miraculously became famous overnight and is now going to spread his demon wings and fly spread his demon cheeks and shit over all his trolls

 

[Bogliacci]

As much as I dislike Clint for being a pretentious gay midget I disagree with you guys that he has made zero effort to improve Josh's life. He takes him to dentist appoints when he doesn't have to, he encouraged and got him to go to therapy, he made him go to Jobcorp to learn basic work skills, he helps/helped him ship his wands another thing he really didn't have to do, he STILL invites him to family trips despite him reeking like shit and getting blackout. If Clint doesn't love Josh and is waiting for him to die why does he go out of his way to do all these things?

I think people on the farms often discount unconditional love that cows get from their family as somehow being impossible.

Will this be a Chazz Saga 2.0?

Can’t wait for cobies to think he miraculously became famous overnight and is now going to spread his demon wings and fly spread his demon cheeks and shit over all his trolls

he already KNOWS he's famous trole, get blocked

 

[Yummy Gummy]

GOOD NEWS PUFFBROS!!!
Puff was spotted outside of a Pet shop in Casper- upon further investigation theres a secret, "Lizard Speak Easy," underneath it.


Apparently is its club for the coolest Lounge Lizards to chill, eat bugs, & drink alcoholic/non-alcoholic bug juice.


Here's a bunch of their patrons livin' it up.


Here's some of the items on the menu.

And here's some proof of some really screwed up Lizard Abuse!
Word on the street is one of the bigger reasons Puff escaped that nasty prison Cobes had him- is he's beein forced to participate in some sick ritual to keep Ozzy alive forever or something. But's thats just some speculation/rumor that's going around Casper right now.


Supposedly, almost like those Monkey Hate/Zoosadists, Cobes allegedly has a fetish for force feeding lizards Wendy's...
I hope to God Cobes is just a retard toobz, & not a sadistic lizard feeder.

But afaik right now, Puff is fine- kickin' it with his frens at the club. And that is TMDWU toobz.

 

['Ole Dente]

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let him do it, this always ends horribly with only cobies benefitting monetarily. You hear that Tom? I know you read this shit. This is a bad idea and we want you to keep going.

 

[Slim Boglim]

let him do it, this always ends horribly with only cobies benefitting monetarily. You hear that Tom? I know you read this shit. This is a bad idea and we want you to keep going.

**Cobra squinting heavily**
“Trunky… Jon… donates $200 and says ‘hey man I’d love… to have you… on my podcast’… hell yeah that’s what’s up. Shoutout to Trucker Jim, I’ll have to do that sometime. Working on a new mead flavor, peach juice, pickle juice, chocolate sauce and saranghetto cheese”

 

[RollingRock2]

The KingCobra Shopping Network

 

[KingPoisson]

The KingCobra Shopping Network

does he have anymore of these type of product ideas?

 

[HiveDull]

does he have anymore of these type of product ideas?

His magnum opus for a children's toy was a Q-tip shooter.
I think a long time ago he had the idea of making a lube that would emulate the effects of ecstasy and cocaine. I forget what he called it, but I remember it was really campy.

 

[Potion_Time]

She's a manager at Starbucks - IRL theatre of cruelty.

Spoiler

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I fucking cringe just writing this, but why does it seem every lolcow has an incredibly small penis?

I do not have a massive hawg like cobra but my god, everyone of these retards have baby dicks.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think a long time ago he had the idea of making a lube that would emulate the effects of ecstasy and cocaine. I forget what he called it, but I remember it was really campy.

Hisssss & Hers

 

[UncommonParlence]

His magnum opus for a children's toy was a Q-tip shooter.
I think a long time ago he had the idea of making a lube that would emulate the effects of ecstasy and cocaine. I forget what he called it, but I remember it was really campy.

Hiss and hers. I don't know why people don't make all sorts of legal things have the effects of coke and x. Stupid trolle inventors. Twu

Ninjaed in this biatch. I blame cobra.

 

['Ole Dente]

Hiss and hers. I don't know why people don't make all sorts of legal things have the effects of coke and x. Stupid trolle inventors. Twu

Ninjaed in this biatch. I blame cobra.

silly cobies cocaine and molly gets them INTO bed, he’s got it all backwards

 

[DrNow]

Imagine building up a career over the course of decades as a professional. Degrees in your respective field, an educator in multiple institutes and a respected business owner/art seller

and the top result when searching your name is

“his son murdered a sex doll and has no teeth”

Just look at Chris Chans half brother Cole Smithey. Brands himself the worlds greatest film critic, but he may as well be wearing a sonichu medallion for all its worth. He’ll always be Chris Chans half brother.

I think Clint is more sympathetic as a person than Cole still.