Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact he woke up screaming in agony, does he do this every time he wakes up normally off camera? What the hell is going on with that? It's genuinely freaky.
As a schizo myself I would assume it's night terrors, I get them frequently. My girl just wakes me up and I'm fine right away. It's a trip when they happen from the first person perspective, I'm almost lucid and know I'm screaming IRL and don't know what is making me scream but can't wake myself up without an external stimuli. TMDNWTFU toobz
 
"Hair appointment"?

I got my money on an Clintervention. If Clint wants to do an intervention right, then he'll threaten to stop supporting Cobes unless he signs up for an in patient facility for treatment. Josh is a little too much of a recluse to go be a bum on the street so there is a fighting chance. Though, Josh has enough paypigs to keep himself afloat in a town as poor as Casper.
 
"Hair appointment"?

I got my money on an Clintervention. If Clint wants to do an intervention right, then he'll threaten to stop supporting Cobes unless he signs up for an in patient facility for treatment. Josh is a little too much of a recluse to go be a bum on the street so there is a fighting chance. Though, Josh has enough paypigs to keep himself afloat in a town as poor as Casper.
I'll bet a drink combo clint is actually getting him a haircut as punishment
 
"Hair appointment"?

I got my money on an Clintervention. If Clint wants to do an intervention right, then he'll threaten to stop supporting Cobes unless he signs up for an in patient facility for treatment. Josh is a little too much of a recluse to go be a bum on the street so there is a fighting chance. Though, Josh has enough paypigs to keep himself afloat in a town as poor as Casper.

I duno I think a Dentist visit's more likely, while I'd like Clint to put his foot down and say "Josh your drinking's been a problem for a while now and it's effecting me, your family, your neighbours, the police and we are now telling you to stop or we're not helping you or supporting you any more you have a choice to make and it's going to have a life long impact either way but one's positive the others massively negative"

That's not exactly on the cards though, I think someone he does care about who's never pushed him on it before is now bugging him about his drink an drug use and I think it's likely one of his sisters, if it was Clint or Tanis it would just be headbutting as normal but someone is getting to him about it.
 
"Hair appointment"?

I got my money on an Clintervention.
I like your optimism and I think you should never abandon it, but it is more likely that his piss poor excuse of a father is literally rewarding him with a hair transplant immediately after yesterday nights debacle. Remember this little nigger got himself evicted and his dad bought him a new computer and a new flatscreen tv as a reward.
 
and his dad bought him a new computer and a new flatscreen tv as a reward.

Just a slight correction on that - Clint has a few old iMac's gathering dust Josh's computers are old on the Unsupported list so Clints just giving him his old stuff same goes for the TV his old CRT bit the dust not long after the move an Clint had one he was looking to upgrade anyway so Josh got it, it's bit like the Dog Chair before tossing it out he gives it to Josh as it's almost always an upgrade on what he has.
 
I know it's perfectly predictable, but seeing him parrot the same trolls bad lines, talk in the same loops and take zero responsibility and showing that he has learned absolutely nothing is so depressing/infuriating. If anything he feels he's in the right and he's going to double down (RIP), is a huge part of why he's such an attractive target for Alogs, he's very easy to hate, retardedness aside, it's just general selfish narcissist addict talking points.

Part of what made Jorb a more redeemable character in his early sagas was that when he royally fucked up, he would take a semblance of responsibility, often parroting what authority figures were yelling at him and sort of sulk but acknowledge that he fucked up and think about his actions. Prime examples anytime he talked about fucking up at work or the tea switching incidents, he wanted to be a good worker he felt bad about being a retard and wanted to do better, that's just all gone now. It's crystal clear this is the trajectory he's on til he's either crippled from health issues or gets evicted or dies, and I feel like that just makes it less fun to watch, and him a lot harder to root for.

Like the boy had a genuinely unhinged insaity stream and he didn't miss a step. I'll stop fagging up the thread with this kinda talk, but shit is feeling very dark. More like watching a regular addict spiral with a dash of retard for flavor, as opposed to the reverse. I'll keep watching, and don't approve of the reddit seething or getting geuninely mad at what a mongloid is doing on the internet, but I get why he's such an attractive target for hate, he's a perfect storm of addict, retard and smug.

Maybe it was all worth it to watch him eat cat food to "own the trolls", or "damn this meads sure tastes like mead toobz", hopefully he's got a few more great moments in him before he decends into permanant drolling gibbering.
The thing that originally drew me to Cobes in the green basement days was that it was easy to see parts of yourself in him. Before his life got so dark he was just a dumb kid giving dumb kid philosophy about a world that he didn't have enough experience to really understand. It was at time comical but also at times sweet in a weird way because you could tell that he really was, all jokes aside, just doing the best he could everyday. These days with the influx of the younger viewers I think it's harder for them to sympathize with current Josh because they're not old enough to really be a major fuck up like he is. Those of us who are older and possibly dealt with addiction and came out for the better on the other side can see the hole he is digging and where he is gonna end up if he doesn't find a way out. But the thing about Josh is that on top of it all he is also a retard so we all know how this is going to eventually end. I do agree though, it's getting hard to continue to find the comedy in his life. Part of me still watches him because I've been doing it for so long but a even smaller part of me has hope that he will get his shit somewhat straight either by chance or maybe by someone getting through to him.
 
Cobes's isn't even exceptionally retarded by Casper standards.
You say this like we don't have a video of him needing a calculator to add 10 and 15.

Cobes is exceptionally retarded by any standard. He can barely read. He can't write for shit. He can't do second grade math. He can't even work a can opener.

I think I've met smarter and higher achieving people with downs syndrome. With better hygiene too.
 
long time lurker here. can you guys quit bitching about clint and reddit? I get that there's not too much else going on, but goddamn. the tedious interminable rehashing of long-settled matters is giving me aids. clint is retarded. reddit is retarded. cobes is retarded. you, dear reader, are retarded.
anyway, said my piece. going back on mute. here's a video.
 
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I like your optimism and I think you should never abandon it, but it is more likely that his piss poor excuse of a father is literally rewarding him with a hair transplant immediately after yesterday nights debacle. Remember this little nigger got himself evicted and his dad bought him a new computer and a new flatscreen tv as a reward.
As much as I want to see Josh kick the booze, the thought of a hair transplant arc is the funniest imaginable timeline.
 
The hilighted stream was funny then it got dark when you realize he has no idea what day it is and he's uploading videos at 7am the next day drinking high content beer. Kinda sad. Idk much of the lore, joined in at mead era, but wish he could realize even talking about making wands is a better waste of his time. Sure worse content, but idk. I can't help but feel for him since he's just a random sped who doesn't seem like a bad guy, just bad habits.
 
who was it knocking at the door when cobes was passed out i wonder? whats more likely: clint, the cops, persistent doordash delivery driver???
 
who was it knocking at the door when cobes was passed out i wonder? whats more likely: clint, the cops, persistent doordash delivery driver???
I imagine Clint would try to call him. I guess Clint could also just could have opened the youtube channel and see his baby boy sleeping peacefully so my bet is on the cops.
 
Cobes's isn't even exceptionally retarded by Casper standards. During the trapped documentary; he came off intellectually on par with most of the locals.
Funny that you mention it. He's still struggeling with 100 = 80 + x. As much as I'd like to see all of the people of the extended Cobra universe take a PSAT, I think it's fair to say that Cobes is way more retarded than the average Casperite.


As much as I want to see Josh kick the booze, the thought of a hair transplant arc is the funniest imaginable timeline.
Clint needs to bring our boy to Turkey for cheap hair plugs and dental work, weather permitting.
 
I imagine Clint would try to call him. I guess Clint could also just could have opened the youtube channel and see his baby boy sleeping peacefully so my bet is on the cops.
Just imagine Clint watching Josh have a drunken meltdown on stream and softly saying "Aw cmon, bud. Don't do that" to himself
 
who was it knocking at the door when cobes was passed out i wonder? whats more likely: clint, the cops, persistent doordash delivery driver???
If you listen closely it sounds like they say Casper PD.

It definitely seemed like cop knocks and on a wellness check they don't have cause to actually enter the residence if you don't open the door so they eventually have to give up unless they find a reason to enter. I think they would have mentioned that he didn't answer earlier when he eventually did answer the door though.
 
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