Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Nukalellel]

Cobra is not going to be on Fishtank. I believe Jet Neptune was making some sort of joke.

Maybe, but they did reached out to JustaMinx to be the judge for the Drunk Piece of Shit challenge they're planning to do in the new season, idk what Minx's response was. I assumed they probably played with this idea because of Cobes recent drunk stream view count.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I really think if Cobes goes on fishtank they're going to try and put him through an intervention or just be cruel to him. Steal his hat and maybe 3 out of 5 of his layers, throw water on him or something. I can imagine he'd leave in an hour or two

You go to summer camp as a kid? Remember that one kid in the cabin who wouldn't fucking bathe for anything? Remember how you had to tie him to a tree and hose him down? It's gonna be like that.

 

[RollingRock2]

Doped out of his mind in the morning trying to make wine out of sugar and root beer
Weed? Duster? Booze? All 3? You decide, KingCobra ASMR starts at 11:40

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

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Just 2 things that came from these last videos.
That drink is literally pure black, and with time will slowly rot into potential botulism, I'm not a man of fate but if this literal darkness isn't a sign of things to come I don't know what is.

And can he OD on all that g fuel? He has no impulse control, he loves the taste and he can't read labels, namely 140 mg per dose, and he has about 200 there, will he survive or will his heart cave in on itself?

This photo is blurry it kinda reminds me of those photos of chernobyl where the gamma-rays are making the picture grainy

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Doped out of his mind in the morning trying to make wine out of sugar and root beer
Weed? Duster? Booze? All 3? You decide, KingCobra ASMR starts at 11:40

At 11:40 I can't work out what he's saying I can hear Rood Beer Wine but then he lisps a bit more than usual and I can't work it out, does anyone have any ideas?

And I wonder if he's recording that at stupid AM and Clint, the Apartment people or his neighbours have told him to keep it quiet between certain hours especially after the doozy that was his last stream.

 

[Bogliacci]

Sounds like boggy boy is dusted a little bit

Josh talking about the tradition of using clear drying gorilla glue, quartz being made of rock, the magical energy of trip pants chains is killing me

Also sounds like he's getting worse at making juans on the lathe


Lastly his prehensile lips stretch almost an inch to reach the can. Insane.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No matter how many times I hear the name g fuel, I always think of Gay Fuel and Baltimora from YTMND's glory days in the mid-2000s. Good times man.

 

[bonified retard]

And I wonder if he's recording that at stupid AM and Clint, the Apartment people or his neighbours have told him to keep it quiet between certain hours especially after the doozy that was his last stream.

He was probably up late using the lathe. That "making magic wands" short was uploaded around 11pm his time.

 

[UncommonParlence]

There's no way that yeast will survive in 100% soda, right? The preservatives alone has to a nonstarter. Its pretty clear that he doesn't understand fermentation even a little. Has he never considered flavoring his swill AFTER fermentation? It wouldn't be cobra if it wasn't retarded I guess. And I love how he calls straining through his fingers "filtering".

"Yup, that tastes like 18% alcohol content" dumbass.

Edit: I knew when he said it had been "a few days" since he'd done duster that he was lying. If he says a few days that means earlier today and every other day. As dumb as he is I'm a little shocked. It's super destructive and all around horrible. I'm sorry to say I've over estimated cobes. Freaking dust monkey.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

i always kinda hoped the duster was overblown — guess not. Duster brained is a real thing

 

[Jobama]

The return of our boy

 

[PetiteFeet]

Lastly his prehensile lips stretch almost an inch to reach the can. Insane.

it's like looking at an ape drinking from a man-made receptacle. The missing boglink.

 

[ZuccMcFucc]

The sounds he makes "chugging" sound just like a baby drinking from their bottle. Then again...sometimes cobes spits up his chug like a baby too.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

it's like looking at an ape drinking from a man-made receptacle. The missing boglink.

I know that look he gave his audience, it was actually filled with two bottles of Delsym. In 2 hours that gorilla is going to be lying on the floor in pitch darkness listening to powerful trance.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

The return of our boy

Shon feels so lifeless here, where is that supernatural witty Cobra self-deprication humor, or the classic Shon voice and laughter?

It's like looking at an old man to tired to force out the happy act for his grandchildren, and I don't know if this is because the self deprecation and "seasonal depression" is getting too real for him, duster brain, or both.

 

[Bogliacci]

The sounds he makes "chugging" sound just like a baby drinking from their bottle. Then again...sometimes cobes spits up his chug like a baby too.

Yeah I think he thinks chugging just means don't bring the container from your lips, otherwise he's incredibly slow.

 

[bonified retard]

The lisp is getting stronger every day. Praise cobra's retard pain threshold.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Shon feels so lifeless here, where is that supernatural witty Cobra self-deprication humor, or the classic Shon voice and laughter?

It's like looking at an old man to tired to force out the happy act for his grandchildren, and I don't know if this is because the self deprecation and "seasonal depression" is getting too real for him, duster brain, or both.

It was so half-assed, it was just Josh talking to himself. He's so dusted at this point it's unbelievable.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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The lisp is getting stronger every day. Praise cobra's retard pain threshold.

Don't be inconsiderate, how can you look upon a man who is clearly exhausted after a hard day of working the fields of Casper, and judge him for something so minor as maybe taking just a hit of the old duster or drinking a spot of kratom when he needs to unwind?!

On a side note, it's interesting to see that people have increased their efforts trying to get him addicted to anything possible known to man, wonder what will follow kratom and GFuel, on this road to death any%.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

On a side note, it's interesting to see that people have increased their efforts trying to get him addicted to anything possible known to man, wonder what will follow kratom and GFuel, on this road to death any%.

In terms of garbage drugs that dyfunctional NEETs get shipped to them, he still hasn't been turned on to phenibut thankfully.

If he gets into that it'll really be a mess; I believe it's an amino acid that metabolizes to a substance similar to GHB even though it's marketed for weightlifters. It's real addictive for certain people, it's one of those ones with withdrawals that can cause seizures and delirium, and I think it's still uncontrolled.

Idk if that's still popular, it used to be a common loser drug like kratom a few years back.