Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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With him recently saying duster doesn't get him high anymore what are the chances like everything else in life he just isn't doing it right? I mean look at what it does to normies. Even fellow mutants like N'Spectre you can tell hes on duster. Not so much Cobes, even when he was openly doing it on stream. Maybe hes just not inhaling properly? Every single wild moment he's ever had was because of alcohol.

Or I guess more likely his baseline mental state is just so low there's literally no difference.
Ultrapenguin said:
In terms of garbage drugs that dyfunctional NEETs get shipped to them, he still hasn't been turned on to phenibut thankfully.
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Yeah phenibut would be the worst legal thing for him to get hooked on. It's like the perfect storm of being drunk while sober and expensive as fuck to maintain. I wouldn't recommend it for anyone who has control issues because it's nice at most as a couple times a week thing and we all know how Cobes is. The hangovers are pretty awful too. It really does make kratom look like green tea by comparison. It's not as popular as it used to be because the price basically doubled overnight during the covid era while suppliers dropped it like a hot potato.
 
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cgk qqq said:
he's been live for about ~50 minutes. absolutely nothing of interest has happened so far. right now he's opening a box of tactical soap
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Cobes' coupon has been lowered again, it's only 2% off now lmfao
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Ultrapenguin said:
he still hasn't been turned on to phenibut thankfully
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Does that go by a name like Dr Phil or something like that? I've never came across that name before now but I could swear I've heard of it.

Orkeosaurus said:
With him recently saying duster doesn't get him high anymore what are the chances like everything else in life he just isn't doing it right? I mean look at what it does to normies. Even fellow mutants like N'Spectre you can tell hes on duster. Not so much Cobes, even when he was openly doing it on stream. Maybe hes just not inhaling properly? Every single wild moment he's ever had was because of alcohol.
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Nope he's just going to do it more an more often meaning he's going to kill himself just that bit faster, Inhalents are fucking deadly and once you reach a point of missing a cheap high when your hurting you go deeper into it to try an get the same effect - it's worrying me he's said that tbh.

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Cobes' coupon has been lowered again, it's only 2% off now lmfao
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This is a common I don't like you but I don't want to be mean to you tactic of discount codes, While Josh isn't a great seller for them an the soap is "Meh" at best it's something that does sell but he brings along so much negative publicity he's just not worth it an the owner is trying to say "please bugger off" without removing him and making him rage about being cut off or something like that because they fear the negative press, it would be better for them just to rip the bandage off take the honestly momentary blip and move on.
 
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Him selling the soap is more ironic than anything. A dirty homeless looking ragman telling you women thinks he smell good was funny at first.

Now he’s not good publicity at all. No longer a loveable goofball, he’s an alcoholic who huffs duster, cologne, and anything else that might get him fucked up.

What was Steve-O crushing by tbe caseload? I can see Cobes getting an ammo box of that shit.
 
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Cobes' coupon has been lowered again, it's only 2% off now lmfao
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Honestly, I’m surprised he still have it. I’m sure the almighty Scott Carr really don’t want a drunken downie sponsoring his soaps while he’s going on a racist, homophobic rant. it’s both sad and funny that Josh is now the face of tactical soap.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Honestly, I’m surprised he still have it. I’m sure the almighty Scott Carr really don’t want a drunken downie sponsoring his soaps while he’s going on a racist, homophobic rant. it’s both sad and funny that Josh is now the face of tactical soap.
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Hey, as long as he has fish lips smackin out his product, it's getting the word out there. I wouldn't be surprised if they did this just to keep cobes slinging their product without really paying him anything due to how little he actually sells with his code. Im also not saying they're specifically targeting cobes, this is probably standard for any influencer code that doesn't actually move product.
 
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His brain is past the point of return already, he slurs a ton on his streams
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Doing that shit literally puts holes in your brain. He can always get more retarded, but this would be from barely functional to literal gibbering tard incapable of even feeding himself.
 
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i know this is mega-retarded but i cant stop thinking about the "4k for fishtank" offer.

it's so low. it's comically, insultingly low. cobes could make 4 grand in 4 streams, but sam wants to lock him in a house with tards and the dreaded of-age female for weeks. i seriously think they were trying to scam m'lord, while also factoring in the cost of the handler they'd have to hire for the uber and plane ride. i mean, can you imagine the 6 gorillion ways cobes could fuck-up "uber's at 6, flight's at 10, here's your tickets"? he'd need to handheld every step and that doesnt come cheap.
 
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i know this is mega-retarded but i cant stop thinking about the "4k for fishtank" offer.

it's so low. it's comically, insultingly low. cobes could make 4 grand in 4 streams, but sam wants to lock him in a house with tards and the dreaded of-age female for weeks. i seriously think they were trying to scam m'lord, while also factoring in the cost of the handler they'd have to hire for the uber and plane ride. i mean, can you imagine the 6 gorillion ways cobes could fuck-up "uber's at 6, flight's at 10, here's your tickets"? he'd need to handheld every step and that doesnt come cheap.
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He should have offered him 3400
 
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