Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

He just uploaded another fast food review. Pretty sure this is the 5th or 6th doordash meal in the past 3 days lol.

Edit: it's one custom pizza from little caesars, breadsticks (3 piece), and an order of wings. "80 bucks" according to him. Insane.

 

[Hennimore]

He just uploaded another fast food review. Pretty sure this is the 5th or 6th doordash meal in the past 3 days lol.

Edit: it's one custom pizza from little caesars, breadsticks (3 piece), and an order of wings. "80 bucks" according to him. Insane.

Him creating trole comments in his head before anyone even says it cracks me up every time.
"Pizza Hut is so expensive doodt.....yeah even though you just spent 80 dollars on Little Caesars. Flexin on these haters doodt."

 

[RollingRock2]

Now I am imagining Cobes reaching into a cat trap to steal the can of cat food (friskies TWU) and the door closing on his arm and him needing to call Clint to get the cage off.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

KingAssRipper JFS gets all the of age, methed out got babes.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

KingAssRipper JFS gets all the of age, methed out got babes.

uh oh. Was it too wet and juicy for youtube?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

uh oh. Was it too wet and juicy for youtube?

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Fucking A-logs ruin another thing. He must be having a thermonuclear meltdown right now.

 

[Bogliacci]

uh oh. Was it too wet and juicy for youtube?

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Uh oh, looks like it! The boy farted too close to the sun, having a bajillion door dashes with his december super chat money, thought he'd own the trolls without thinking about them blitzing the video

 

[Telvanni]

A Youtube Janny stumbled across one of Cobra's cooking vids and banned him from sheer disgust.

 

[skunt]

Happy 2024 cobes.

reddit weens strike again

 

[Rent Tin]

youtube drama creators exposing redditors to lolcows has been a disaster for the kiwi race.

Spoiler: obligatory copypasta

Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick a redditor into the concrete. Slam dunk a redditor baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy redditors. Defecate in a redditors food. Launch redditors into the sun. Stir fry redditors in a wok. Toss redditors into active volcanoes. Urinate into a redditors gas tank. Judo throw redditors into a wood chipper. Twist redditors heads off. Report redditors to the IRS. Karate chop redditors in half. Curb stomp pregnant trans redditors. Trap redditors in quicksand. Crush redditors in the trash compactor. Liquefy redditors in a vat of acid. Eat redditors. Dissect redditors. Exterminate redditors in the gas chamber. Stomp redditor skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate redditors in the oven. Lobotomize redditors. Mandatory abortions for redditors. Grind redditor fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown redditors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize redditors with a ray gun. Kick old redditors down the stairs. Feed redditors to alligators. Slice redditors with a katana.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

https://www.youtube.com/@KingCobraJFS

Still up for me. This changes nothing, redditors continue to be niggerfaggots.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

uh oh. Was it too wet and juicy for youtube?

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It's back already. He deleted ~2 weeks worth of stream archives, so it was probably Redditfags reporting those.

 

[curbside2]

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It's back already. He deleted ~2 weeks worth of stream archives, so it was probably Redditfags reporting those.

Reddit fags are incapable of not making something about themselves. They are in reddit threads celebrating taking down the channel.

 

[Marci96]

Spending almost 100 dollars for little caesars pizza is MDWTFIUYT

 

[snort beg snort]

I'm not in favor of any channel being banned for anything but not for nothing if there ever was a reason to ban a channel id say a disgusting boglim pushing out a heinous fart into the camera like that would be a good enough one. Jfc man grow up.

 

[bathtubcosby]

Reddit fags are incapable of not making something about themselves. They are in reddit threads celebrating taking down the channel.

What is so hard about watching this dude that people get all butt hurt about it?

 

[Bogliacci]

What is so hard about watching this dude that people get all butt hurt about it?

They believe it's moral to fuck with him and make him miserable because they're totally fucked in the head

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

So this wasn't the GAWD DAMMIIIIIIIIT heard round the world like we were expecting.

 

[bathtubcosby]

youtube drama creators exposing redditors to lolcows has been a disaster for the kiwi race.

Spoiler: obligatory copypasta

Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick a redditor into the concrete. Slam dunk a redditor baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy redditors. Defecate in a redditors food. Launch redditors into the sun. Stir fry redditors in a wok. Toss redditors into active volcanoes. Urinate into a redditors gas tank. Judo throw redditors into a wood chipper. Twist redditors heads off. Report redditors to the IRS. Karate chop redditors in half. Curb stomp pregnant trans redditors. Trap redditors in quicksand. Crush redditors in the trash compactor. Liquefy redditors in a vat of acid. Eat redditors. Dissect redditors. Exterminate redditors in the gas chamber. Stomp redditor skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate redditors in the oven. Lobotomize redditors. Mandatory abortions for redditors. Grind redditor fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown redditors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize redditors with a ray gun. Kick old redditors down the stairs. Feed redditors to alligators. Slice redditors with a katana.

Lest we forget the tiktokers

 

[bathtubcosby]

They believe it's moral to fuck with him and make him miserable because they're totally fucked in the head

Where do they live? I could throw a rock from my front door and hit someone who's a worse person than cobes. Oh wait thats real-life so they fuck with the internet retard instead.