Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

Normally I like to keep this type of content contained within our Reddit alog thread but people were asking why so many people get genuinely mad at Cobra and this reddit thread is a perfect glimpse into why the redditors hate him so much so I selected some highlights from it for you guys.

Starts off with a pretty innocent title something most people here can agree on then you look at the comments

Cobes is ruining the lives of the police his trolls call on him guys!!!! Him not tipping doordasher is driving them to poverty!!!!

And here we go full mask off. Sixfootdigger starts off with the typical "Josh let his lizard jump off his shoulder when he was outside HE ABUSES ANIMALS!!!" bullshit but then let's it slip out why he really hates him in the second half of the comment. He has to get up at 6am for a job he hates making minimum wage while the king is making wet and juicy videos totally blackout drunk with 300 dollars in his paypal. "Why should that autistic fuck be making money while I have to work for it?"

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

It appears she reduced the goal to $4200... not a good look when your supposed expenses are just a meme number. She's raised 35 bucks so far, if I had to guess it's from people she knows personally. Based on how little traction there's been within the first 24 hours, I would be surprised if she even reaches 100 dollars. We've already seen this whole scheme with Gothie, a trashy wench floats between communities saying they love (x) before moving on to another target. If she had a bit more of an online presence before doing this, maybe she'd have a chance, but this crazed rotten pusbag flew out the gate asking for money. Fucking vile behavior.

 

[UncommonParlence]

It appears she reduced the goal to $4200... not a good look when your supposed expenses are just a meme number. She's raised 35 bucks so far, if I had to guess it's from people she knows personally. Based on how little traction there's been within the first 24 hours, I would be surprised if she even reaches 100 dollars. We've already seen this whole scheme with Gothie, a trashy wench floats between communities saying they love (x) before moving on to another target. If she had a bit more of an online presence before doing this, maybe she'd have a chance, but this crazed rotten pusbag flew out the gate asking for money. Fucking vile behavior.

Great new years stream, homeboy seizure. Frank was a great guest. Didn't even miss that elitist Chauncey(I did). I really like your vcr stuff at the end. I've never been on twitch really but you've got me tempted.

And yeah, tardedandlaughed is a greedy sweat hog. Even if she were to get the bread there's no way she'd fly to Casper. Totally taking advantage of Josh and all scam. She needs encouraged to glom onto cyraxx. She's ear poison.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It appears she reduced the goal to $4200... not a good look when your supposed expenses are just a meme number. She's raised 35 bucks so far, if I had to guess it's from people she knows personally. Based on how little traction there's been within the first 24 hours, I would be surprised if she even reaches 100 dollars. We've already seen this whole scheme with Gothie, a trashy wench floats between communities saying they love (x) before moving on to another target. If she had a bit more of an online presence before doing this, maybe she'd have a chance, but this crazed rotten pusbag flew out the gate asking for money. Fucking vile behavior.

I think it’s based. Scamming retards out of their money is funny I bet it’s the new blood tik tok losers that try to get his channel removed that’ll be duped into donating. Shitty thing to get Josh’s hopes up but I don’t think he’s actually all that interested he just wants to flex and prove his trolls wrong and that women do like him

 

[Gormless]

Call me optimistic, but Josh getting a meth head airmailed to the lair would be a excellent start to 2024.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

I think it’s based. Scamming retards out of their money is funny I bet it’s the new blood tik tok losers that try to get his channel removed that’ll be duped into donating. Shitty thing to get Josh’s hopes up but I don’t think he’s actually all that interested he just wants to flex and prove his trolls wrong and that women do like him

I would sooner welcome newcomers than to call a dried up, scamming hag "based."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

, I would be surprised if she even reaches 100 dollars

The problem is Josh's paypigs hover on a very thin line between alog and whiteknight and will likely be unironically jealous that an actual vagina haver wants to fly out and fuck Cobes so they won't be payin' for that. It doesn't matter that she's a garbage hag, they will be jealous. Just like with gothie, there was tons of people pissed that a no teeth crack whore wanted to bump uglies with Josh. There was unironic thirst posts about her on reddit, "wow gothie used to be hot, Josh is so stupid for turning her down!"

 

[Slim Boglim]

I would sooner welcome newcomers than to call a dried up, scamming hag "based."

I welcome newcomers when they prove they aren’t trying to swat him or get his channel deleted. So far every deep dive I’ve done on his biggest unhinged a-logs organizing ways to genuinely harm him or chase him off the internet mostly came from Daniel Larson’s reddit and weren’t active in cobra circles until sometime last year. That aside why you taking it so weirdly personal? Everybody can see through her stupid scheme and if anybody is dumb enough to unironically donate to a random internet hag in the hopes she flies to Wyoming to have sex with a random internet retard then that’s on them. This isn’t like some Indian phone scammer preying on retired people who don’t know better to send them iTunes gift cards. Her true motive is so transparent that it’s laughable and not worth taking seriously

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I think the issue was, the cage shown seems to be the type used to lure feral cats for programs that capture wild cats in order to vacinate and neuter/spay them, then re-release them so they can continue living but wont spread disease or reproduce.

I honestly don't think Cobes knew all of that. He probably thought it was some mean old trol leaving their caged, defenseless cat out in the cold, but even if this was the case, it was an extremely regarded thing to do. In Wyoming, like many states, pets are considered property/chattel. If this was someones pet and owner shows the police the video of Cobes releasing it or tampering with the cage, Cobes would be 100% liable for the cost of the cat and possibly any previous care that was spent on the cat by the owner.

Edit: Im not sure if its the same in Wyoming, but in my state and several others that I have found, usually these programs will deliberately leave a small notch on one of the cats ears as an identifier that they have been vacinated and fixed. That way grouchey old people wont try to kill them thinking they are "helping" getting rid of a diseased cat or one that will keep breeding.

These programs are kinda cool. They dont help the problem of cats killing wild/song birds, but it's a good step

Cat in a cage. Leave it alone and be about your day. It's like the retard doesn't understand that non domesticated animals could potentially give him rabies or Lyme disease.

 

[MuseumChomo]

Cat in a cage. Leave it alone and be about your day. It's like the retard doesn't understand that non domesticated animals could potentially give him rabies or Lyme disease.

He just has to intefere and fuck up shit thats none of his business like christmas 2 years in a row.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Spending almost 100 dollars for little caesars pizza is MDWTFIUYT

This is still one of the most hilarious things about Cobes to me. The more ingredients you add, the less of each ingredient you get because it simply can't fit on a pizza, and he even pays to double each of those ingredients, none of which he'll end up getting.

He's literally paying money for nothing, and he does the same thing with burgers, he always ends up having something missing. Probably because it won't fit.

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is still one of the most hilarious things about Cobes to me. The more ingredients you add, the less of each ingredient you get because it simply can't fit on a pizza, and he even pays to double each of those ingredients, none of which he'll end up getting.

He's literally paying money for nothing, and he does the same thing with burgers, he always ends up having something missing. Probably because it won't fit.

People were crying about it on Reddit. “Hur durr he bought an expensive pizza way to go fucking paypigs” yeah man he spent almost $100 at a place that sells $5 pizzas it’s fucking funny. It’s so depressing we’ve got to a point now where instead laughing at his absurd pizza orders that waste so much money people are seething that he’s able to order a pizza. The sub used to always have dickweeds but there was a lot of genuinely clever and funny memes, videos, and even art made before like this guys comic covers. You don’t see any of that now. All the creativity and fun has been chased off by people who are just there to hate and be mad or organize ways to delete his channel. They were celebrating his channel got deleted yesterday. This is where we’re at now. The subreddit which like it or not is central hub for the cobraverse is actively trying to destroy its existence and celebrating it. It wasn’t like this before, you mean to tell me back when people were creating shit like this inspired by Josh they were all secretly wanting to delete his channel? Or that people just gradually changed their own sentiment to wanting him removed from the internet? No. It’s because last year largely there’s been an influx of people who just don’t get it and they’re ruining it for everyone.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He just has to intefere and fuck up shit thats none of his business like christmas 2 years in a row.

I mean Christmas was his buisness, he just fucked it up by not being able to handle his liquor, as always. It amazes how this guy has such a bad tolerance.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I mean Christmas was his buisness, he just fucked it up by not being able to handle his liquor, as always. It amazes how this guy has such a bad tolerance.

His tolerance is spectacular, I'd feel like death binge drinking like him. Especially dirty, fusel-laden shit like Jack or homemade pruno.

He just turns into a fucked up barbarian when drunk.

 

[Ponzo]

$7k? $400 for expenses and $6600 for her "fee". This bitch must think we're as dumb as cobra. If it was $1k, maybe $2k, there'd be a chance. But now that she's asking for such an outrageous amount she's guaranteed that nobody, not even tarded pay pigs, will donate a dime. I'd rather donate cobes a "scorn the slut" fund. I'm offended. It's become super clear that this never had a chance of happening and that she's 100% scamming Josh and all his piggies. Greedy pig bitch.

Im sure there are actual escorts in wyoming that charge less than a grand for a couple hours of fun and do not look like the bathroom troll from harry potter

Cat in a cage. Leave it alone and be about your day. It's like the retard doesn't understand that non domesticated animals could potentially give him rabies or Lyme disease.

Rabies would be his worst fate, ending up making a super elite drink combo and not being able to drink it because of the rabies spasms

 

[alawital]

words words words

Spoiler: MATI rant

Top hat me, puzzle piece me, whatever. I'm tired of people just complaining about stupid redditors in this thread. Do you have something legitimately funny to show us about a retarded reddit ayylawg? Sure, share screenshots so that we can ridicule them. I've greatly appreciated some of the posts here going down the rabbit hole of some particularly sad reddit posters. Otherwise all this pearl clutching is 1) not funny and 2) grandstanding over fucking redditors about how an "internet community" organized around one regarded boglim is going down the drain. I know, I know, this reply is just adding to the complaining by providing no funny content, but I had to say it after seeing many pages of this type of post.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Spoiler: MATI rant

Top hat me, puzzle piece me, whatever. I'm tired of people just complaining about stupid redditors in this thread. Do you have something legitimately funny to show us about a retarded reddit ayylawg? Sure, share screenshots so that we can ridicule them. I've greatly appreciated some of the posts here going down the rabbit hole of some particularly sad reddit posters. Otherwise all this pearl clutching is 1) not funny and 2) grandstanding over fucking redditors about how an "internet community" organized around one regarded boglim is going down the drain. I know, I know, this reply is just adding to the complaining by providing no funny content, but I had to say it after seeing many pages of this type of post.

Yeah you’re right fair enough. We created a whole other thread expressly for that purpose so I shouldn’t have brought it up here. I was just especially buttblasted over it today seeing people celebrating his channel briefly getting terminated. Just a year ago if you tried bragging about reporting his channel people would lambast you for it, now it’s encouraged, embraced, and celebrated. It just stuck out to me as alarming how fast the sentiment went to shit and that got me all worked up. Not that I should have ranted about it here, just some context as to why I went off. I’ll keep it to the containment thread next time.

To get back on topic though that reminds me did anybody ever figure out why he was briefly terminated? And then un-terminated?

 

[SpiceyHuman]

People were crying about it on Reddit. “Hur durr he bought an expensive pizza way to go fucking paypigs” yeah man he spent almost $100 at a place that sells $5 pizzas it’s fucking funny. It’s so depressing we’ve got to a point now where instead laughing at his absurd pizza orders that waste so much money people are seething that he’s able to order a pizza. The sub used to always have dickweeds but there was a lot of genuinely clever and funny memes, videos, and even art made before like this guys comic covers. You don’t see any of that now. All the creativity and fun has been chased off by people who are just there to hate and be mad or organize ways to delete his channel. They were celebrating his channel got deleted yesterday. This is where we’re at now. The subreddit which like it or not is central hub for the cobraverse is actively trying to destroy its existence and celebrating it. It wasn’t like this before, you mean to tell me back when people were creating shit like this inspired by Josh they were all secretly wanting to delete his channel? Or that people just gradually changed their own sentiment to wanting him removed from the internet? No. It’s because last year largely there’s been an influx of people who just don’t get it and they’re ruining it for everyone.
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This is fucking art. I would proudly hang this on my wall

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is fucking art. I would proudly hang this on my wall

He made so many and they were all amazing. Sadly he deleted his account for some reason. I’ll try to compile as many as I can and share them because they’re absolutely worth preserving
Edit: here's all I can find. 16 in total. They are all so amazing, already so clever as parodies of famous comic covers and relating them to josh and then all the extra details just elevate it to the next level. So sad we won't get any more. If you're out there and reading this whoever you are that made it you are most definitely what's up and easily my favorite fan-made cobra content as a huge comic nerd.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He made so many and they were all amazing. Sadly he deleted his account for some reason. I’ll try to compile as many as I can and share them because they’re absolutely worth preserving
Edit: here's all I can find. 16 in total. They are all so amazing, already so clever as parodies of famous comic covers and relating them to josh and then all the extra details just elevate it to the next level. So sad we won't get any more. If you're out there and reading this whoever you are that made it you are most definitely what's up and easily my favorite fan-made cobra content as a huge comic nerd.

God damn are they good, like that's some legitimately good comic art.