Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Captain Ahab said:
That decrepit old whore isn’t worth an eight ball of meth, let alone $2.5k. Someone needs to sit down and explain to him the concept of prostitution. For that money, he can bang 20 street whores. Shit, that’s high end escort money.
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Cobes isn't interested in hookers. He's been asked about why he doesn't just buy a hooker and get his dryspell over with and the answer he gives is "it will happen when it happens" He genuinely believes that if he waits patiently a fangirl of his will come to Casper and fuck him and this nasty old lady is playing into that delusion. The "legion of fangirls" is something he actually believes to a degree.
 
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Agares said:
For Josh, "cooking" is an all day activity.
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What “I’ve been cooking all day!” Translates to for normal people: a pot of chilli, a pot of spaghetti sauce, a roast chicken/turkey dinner with all the fixings, low and slow bbq on the smoker, stock for soup etc

What “I’ve been cooking all day!” Translates to for boglims: instant ramen
 
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Slim Boglim said:
What “I’ve been cooking all day!” Translates to for normal people: a pot of chilli, a pot of spaghetti sauce, a roast chicken/turkey dinner with all the fixings, low and slow bbq on the smoker, stock for soup etc

What “I’ve been cooking all day!” Translates to for boglims: instant ramen
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The traditional Boglim cooking method of taking half an hour to boil ramen.
 
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I'm honestly just amazed we haven't had a begging stream yet this year, he's already doordashed all his money in under 10 days considering he's back to making forced "actual cooking" food hacks, and then processed to blow all his actual food on a ~50$dollar ramen fish soup with cheese - doubt he has any money anymore, and if he does it's still probably not enough for his LittleSqueezers addiction.
 
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By far. BY FAR my favorite thing cobra does is make shirts. All of his shirts are gold. Here’s hoping he never loses his customized girl because that would devastate me. Look at this shit it is pure art.
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Sicko Hunter said:
35 bucks each btw
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God that one is so good too just absolute schitzo shit. How would you even begin to explain that to somebody. Another few favorites of mine
Kind of him to include a quote in the back of what people are gonna ask if they saw you wearing this shit in public
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This one goes very hard
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This really speaks for itself
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Again, this seems like some funny post-irony satire and yet it’s completely earnest
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Musturd. Musturd. I like this one because the eyes are a shitty jpg slapped on with the poop emoji. He put a lot of thought into this one
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Tuned in to NaL stream for a second and saw this. She truly is a boglim there’s no way around it. Somebody in chat told her to please stop smacking herself in the head or she’d get a headache so she demanded they leave her alone and proceeded to smack herself in the head more. 100% Fucking. Boglim. Behavior. Also the zooming in shit is all her I didn’t edit the clip at all. She’s a total fucking nutcase talking about the babies she’s gonna have with cobra “maybe we can have triplets”.

 
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Slim Boglim said:
Tuned in to NaL stream for a second and saw this. She truly is a boglim there’s no way around it. Somebody in chat told her to please stop smacking herself in the head or she’d get a headache so she demanded they leave her alone and proceeded to smack herself in the head more. 100% Fucking. Boglim. Behavior. Also the zooming in shit is all her I didn’t edit the clip at all. She’s a total fucking nutcase talking about the babies she’s gonna have with cobra “maybe we can have triplets”.

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When your lithium refill is next week and there's nobody to hit nearby so you hit yourself instead.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Tuned in to NaL stream for a second and saw this. She truly is a boglim there’s no way around it. Somebody in chat told her to please stop smacking herself in the head or she’d get a headache so she demanded they leave her alone and proceeded to smack herself in the head more. 100% Fucking. Boglim. Behavior. Also the zooming in shit is all her I didn’t edit the clip at all. She’s a total fucking nutcase talking about the babies she’s gonna have with cobra “maybe we can have triplets”.

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The Boglimette is channeling her inner Larson I see.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Cobes isn't interested in hookers. He's been asked about why he doesn't just buy a hooker and get his dryspell over with and the answer he gives is "it will happen when it happens" He genuinely believes that if he waits patiently a fangirl of his will come to Casper and fuck him and this nasty old lady is playing into that delusion. The "legion of fangirls" is something he actually believes to a degree.
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He is also catfished near endlessly at one point, so in his mind he may well believe some of age goths alive females are actually into him. Remember the GothicDee saga? (or Raven, the Geordie goth, forget her name)
 
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