Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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With a bit of luck he puts them aside for today but even if he comes back to them another day, having 4 in the house at one time is just dangerous. Given he's been drinking for many hours already there's a good chance he just finishes up the existing cans and comes back to these another day though.
Still, fuck whoever sent those. Straight up death-wish nonsense just like Daniel Larson getting sprayed with cold water. I do not like this current-year Clockwork Orange 'I want you to die for my entertainment' vibe.
 
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It’s class
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I don't watch Cobes much, is it normal for him to get trapped in a loop talking about the exact same 3 things forever? He's like an NPC with a busted script attached.
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It’s classic cobes he loops frequently it’s a part of his autism. One of my favorite videos is just him sitting in the dark eating KFC and muttering to himself “6 extra crispy chicken drumsticks… large gravy” over and over. I’d track it down for you but it was probably called “chillin” if you want to look it up

One redditor, u/punished_pygmalion did and entire transcript of an infamous video where he just recited his papa John’s order and pizza toppings over and over for 30 20 minutes

Edit: Here is the video in question if you want to listen to cobies recite his pizza toppings and how dank they are for 20 minutes straight

One final edit: I tracked down the KFC video I mentioned it is a must watch for anybody who hasn’t seen it before it’s his best loop imo. He also chugs a kfc large gravy like it’s nothing
 
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Flaming Dumpster said:
I don't watch Cobes much, is it normal for him to get trapped in a loop talking about the exact same 3 things forever? He's like an NPC with a busted script attached.
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Yeah pretty common, although it's more a product of his drunk state and mental degredation from drug abuse. He used to be more coherent but was still prone to gettting stuck on a topic for entirely too long.
If you listen to how the loop changes as time goes on you can get some clue as to his mental process on something, like he's deciding how to judge it. The vodka delivery was this - He walked from 'fucking trolls doxing my booze company' to 'oh my god thanks for so mucn booze what a great person' in the course of a couple loops.
 
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What is genuinely wrong with the YouTube Cobra people?
 
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So why was there a ghost in his old apartment, whats the story there? And its followed him to the new place
 
That was a sinister booze delivery. Classic cobes to not detect the REAL trolls. The ones that want to see him dead. They're probably waiting for him to get shit faced then send the law. Pretty fucked. And I say that as someone who LOVES a drunken cobra stream. Just not at the expense of his well being.
 
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