Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[spacko]

is he going to drink himself to death tonight?

whoever sent him that shit needs to kill themselves

 

[Cougar Pump]

With a bit of luck he puts them aside for today but even if he comes back to them another day, having 4 in the house at one time is just dangerous. Given he's been drinking for many hours already there's a good chance he just finishes up the existing cans and comes back to these another day though.
Still, fuck whoever sent those. Straight up death-wish nonsense just like Daniel Larson getting sprayed with cold water. I do not like this current-year Clockwork Orange 'I want you to die for my entertainment' vibe.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I don't watch Cobes much, is it normal for him to get trapped in a loop talking about the exact same 3 things forever? He's like an NPC with a busted script attached.

 

[Eyesore City]

I don't watch Cobes much, is it normal for him to get trapped in a loop talking about the exact same 3 things forever? He's like an NPC with a busted script attached.

It's extremely common.

Did you know that KFC took away the Double Down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbtJ-pAwwvU

 

[Slim Boglim]

It’s class

I don't watch Cobes much, is it normal for him to get trapped in a loop talking about the exact same 3 things forever? He's like an NPC with a busted script attached.

It’s classic cobes he loops frequently it’s a part of his autism. One of my favorite videos is just him sitting in the dark eating KFC and muttering to himself “6 extra crispy chicken drumsticks… large gravy” over and over. I’d track it down for you but it was probably called “chillin” if you want to look it up

One redditor, u/punished_pygmalion did and entire transcript of an infamous video where he just recited his papa John’s order and pizza toppings over and over for 30 20 minutes

Edit: Here is the video in question if you want to listen to cobies recite his pizza toppings and how dank they are for 20 minutes straight

One final edit: I tracked down the KFC video I mentioned it is a must watch for anybody who hasn’t seen it before it’s his best loop imo. He also chugs a kfc large gravy like it’s nothing

 

[Cougar Pump]

I don't watch Cobes much, is it normal for him to get trapped in a loop talking about the exact same 3 things forever? He's like an NPC with a busted script attached.

Yeah pretty common, although it's more a product of his drunk state and mental degredation from drug abuse. He used to be more coherent but was still prone to gettting stuck on a topic for entirely too long.
If you listen to how the loop changes as time goes on you can get some clue as to his mental process on something, like he's deciding how to judge it. The vodka delivery was this - He walked from 'fucking trolls doxing my booze company' to 'oh my god thanks for so mucn booze what a great person' in the course of a couple loops.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I don't watch Cobes much, is it normal for him to get trapped in a loop talking about the exact same 3 things forever? He's like an NPC with a busted script attached.

Normally it's a fast food order repeated for hours. This stream is actually pretty lucid for Josh.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

What is genuinely wrong with the YouTube Cobra people?

 

[An automatic clown]

Vodkee time toobz

Fleishmans is rotgut

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well this isn't going to end well.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Loop changed; he stacked shit poorly and it fell so now he's going on about his apartment is haunted.

 

[BlastMonk]

So why was there a ghost in his old apartment, whats the story there? And its followed him to the new place

 

[Klaatu]

Well here we go he’s opening one

 

[Bogliacci]

So why was there a ghost in his old apartment, whats the story there? And its followed him to the new place

Winston, the ghost at his old apartment, slammed the toilet seat and spooked him. So he thought it was a ghost named winston. That's really where it comes from.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Well here we go he’s opening one

and he's mixing like 2 shots worth of trash-vodka with a can of Busch peach. He's about to fucking black out.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What time is in Casper? Midnight or there about?

 

[Slim Boglim]

>answers the door
>accepts DoorDash
> throws it to the side without opening it at all
Holy based. He’s finally catching on somewhat

 

[Bogliacci]

What time is in Casper? Midnight or there about?

11:16

 

[UncommonParlence]

That was a sinister booze delivery. Classic cobes to not detect the REAL trolls. The ones that want to see him dead. They're probably waiting for him to get shit faced then send the law. Pretty fucked. And I say that as someone who LOVES a drunken cobra stream. Just not at the expense of his well being.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

he loves it!