Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Yeah? The retarded guy could have done this or even thought to?
I guess it's the killing that irks me. He could have just left the thing alone, just like the cat, and just like his and Ellen's family dog, but he just has to involve himself. Just drink and make food abominations. That's his lane, he should stay in it. The nigger should put a circle of protection around every animal on Earth, maybe it'll just make him blind.

Edit: What does this guy get AdSense for? His content is impossible to advertise for? He slips up and uses slurs all the time.
 
I guess it's the killing that irks me. He could have just left the thing alone, just like the cat, and just like his and Ellen's family dog, but he just has to involve himself. Just drink and make food abominations. That's his lane, he should stay in it. The nigger should put a circle of protection around every animal on Earth, maybe it'll just make him blind.

Edit: What does this guy get AdSense for? His content is impossible to advertise for? He slips up and uses slurs all the time.
I'm curious about the scrutiny truly tiny channels like his face. Sure, Johnny 500k subs is on the radar but what about our lil guy here?
 
I guess it's the killing that irks me. He could have just left the thing alone, just like the cat, and just like his and Ellen's family dog, but he just has to involve himself. Just drink and make food abominations. That's his lane, he should stay in it. The nigger should put a circle of protection around every animal on Earth, maybe it'll just make him blind.

Edit: What does this guy get AdSense for? His content is impossible to advertise for? He slips up and uses slurs all the time.
Yes, I agree with you there. Josh definitely gives Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" a run for his money when it comes to dealing with animals
 
I guess it's the killing that irks me. He could have just left the thing alone, just like the cat, and just like his and Ellen's family dog, but he just has to involve himself. Just drink and make food abominations. That's his lane, he should stay in it. The nigger should put a circle of protection around every animal on Earth, maybe it'll just make him blind.

Edit: What does this guy get AdSense for? His content is impossible to advertise for? He slips up and uses slurs all the time.
It's not adsense, it's his superchats.
 
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Well yeah, bud, that's what happens when you drink an entire liter of rail vodka using Busch Light Peach as mixer in under 16 hours.
 
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Well yeah, bud, that's what happens when you drink an entire liter of rail vodka using Busch Light Peach as mixer in under 16 hours.
i wouldnt be surprised at this point that he'd need a couple benzos to help with withdrawals if he were to quit. Or he'd need to taper. He wont, its pretty insidious to send this guy liquor at this point.
 
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Well yeah, bud, that's what happens when you drink an entire liter of rail vodka using Busch Light Peach as mixer in under 16 hours.
Yeeesh, reminds me of college, and the decade that followed it. That bottom shelf highball'll won't just fuck you up but it'll drag a bunch of your guts out when it leaves.

its pretty insidious to send this guy liquor at this point.
compelled to agree. Dude needs to dry out and stay dry. I don't think he's drinking for fun anymore.
 
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Well yeah, bud, that's what happens when you drink an entire liter of rail vodka using Busch Light Peach as mixer in under 16 hours.
A handle isn't a liter, it's 1.75 liters. That plus beer is an insane level of consumption even by alcoholic standards.
 
i wouldnt be surprised at this point that he'd need a couple benzos to help with withdrawals if he were to quit. Or he'd need to taper. He wont, its pretty insidious to send this guy liquor at this point.
That was my immediate thought upon seeing the liquor delivery during the last stream. Those bottles were absolutely sent with malicious intent by one of these Discord zoomers. Jord sees liquor and immediately categorizes that as "fan" behavior, it's just a sad state of affairs honestly. These Larson fans that have flocked to Cobra need to fuck off. You know the minute he croaks they will flood the various places that discuss Cobra with posts about how he really wasn't that bad of a guy and how Clint should have done more. Josh is definitely gonna do what Josh is gonna do but to facilitate his destructive behavior is 100% morally wrong.
 
No idea how that works. Holy crap, so he gets 1400 from people a month?! What the shit? As well as free food delivered to him. And free shit for recording better videos. Why do people give this prick shit?
I remember reading the pinned post on the reddit where its like "dont go to josh telling him how his videos helped you through a hard time" and i was pretty taken back that people were looking to cobes as some paragon.
 
A handle isn't a liter, it's 1.75 liters. That plus beer is an insane level of consumption even by alcoholic standards.
Couldn't tell at a glance if they were handles or just liter bottles, I assumed whatever absolute demon sent them to Josh cheaped out but if he didn't he's even more evil for sending him 7 liters of bottom shelf rubbing alcohol vodka instead of just 4.
 
No idea how that works. Holy crap, so he gets 1400 from people a month?! What the shit? As well as free food delivered to him. And free shit for recording better videos. Why do people give this prick shit?
I don't think that even includes whatever he gets from paypal and cashapp, which he doesn't seem to mention since the sicko name trolling
 
No idea how that works. Holy crap, so he gets 1400 from people a month?! What the shit? As well as free food delivered to him. And free shit for recording better videos. Why do people give this prick shit?
won't last. He'll get soft in the head from booze and reliant on the generosity of the viewers, but they're going to get bored and move on and that's when josh's arc'll get real nasty.
 
He didn't have superchat enabled for those last 3 streams before he broke his phone. I wouldnt be surprised if he's demonetized again from that recent vocal cover stream that got struck.
 
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