You want to know why I hate Josh Saunders? Okay, I'll tell you why I hate that lazy eyed gremlin. He is the worst person I know. He has everything he could want. He's got an apartment his enabler father pays for, his fans send him free food and booze, and he gets to go through life pretending that making wands is a job.
Me? I live in my mom's basement. I can't afford a place of my own because I work a shitty fast food job and my boss hates me and won't give me the hours I need to move out. All my coworkers kiss his ass by showing up on time. I'm lucky if I get more than ten hours a week and even then, he makes me stay in the back to wash food trays. He's always joking too that I might fall into the sink and get the bath I "desperately need." But at least I'm productive to society which is more than Saunders can say.
Because my stupid boss won't give me the hours I need, I can barely afford the stuff I want. I have to buy all my Switch games used just so I can afford my frozen tendies and booze. I can't tell you how infuriating it is to see Saunders get Door Dash delivered to his apartment every time he turns his camera on. He gets free takeout from restaurants and Jack Daniels send to him every day. Meanwhile I have to make a handle of Kentucky Deluxe last all week. If I could get at least a couple more hours at my job, I could at least get a second handle so I could spend all my free time getting drunk like he does.
Fuck Josh Saunders for being a blight on society. If I had the money, I'd send boxes of air dusters to his house every day just so I could see him fry his miserable pea brain just a little more. What Saddam Hussein did to the Kurds is potatoes compared to what Saunders does to good decent people like me. I hate him and I can't wait for him and his enabler father to die.
