Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ebony Odogaron]

It's the dawn of a new day, doods. If he can manage, what excuse does anyone else have?

Standards, maybe.

 

['Ole Dente]

He did it

I AM BOGSTRODOMUS

Our boy is going to get laid for sure and the moment he does he’s going to announce it to the world on Facebook, followed by a stream entitled:

“Jessicka ended my dry spel”

She’ll be sitting there on his lap and he’ll have that devious shit eating grin. Smugness will never be higher until she says the wrong thing and we get a stream entitled

“sick of entitled womin”

 

[Big Sneed]

shit eatin grin on his face

 

[Sicko Hunter]

ALL DONATIONS GOES TO TREATING JESSICA TO A ROMANTIC DINNER

 

[Postal Dude]

Now that his dry spell is over Cobra will become a successful rock star, win the lottery and build his clock tower mansion. trolls BTFO

 

[ADHD]

Awwww, they look so happy.

 

[Jobama]

Kiwis right now

 

[Bogliacci]

He actually did it, the crazy bastard did it....

He waited patiently...

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

NakedandLaughing had sex with Cobes. Congrads Josh, she'll never leave your apartment. She'll bum off you forever and you both will be arrested for domestic abuse eventually. TMDNWU.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Oh good. Might get a new update or two before the new medication stops working and it's back to business as usual.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Cobes wants to take her to Red Lobster twu

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Since my Secret Santa recipient never posted my gift on the site, I will add it here. It's a short story set in a diner run by Josh Saunders.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Also he needs an immediate STI test, there's no chance he wore a condom

 

[biggacracka]

I'm so happy bros, i could cry

 

[Slim Boglim]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKK THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO JUST HAD SEX
YEARS WITHOUT SEX? SIX
ZERO

 

[W00K #17]

Cobes has gotten laid more recently than I have, it's so fucking over.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Reddit on suicide watch, A-logs seething, total Josh victory

 

[Postal Dude]

NakedandLaughing had sex with Cobes. Congrads Josh, she'll never leave your apartment. She'll bum off you forever and you both will be arrested for domestic abuse eventually. TMDNWU.

How long til Josh gives Jessica the Floorlord treatment?

 

[Devious Dave]

Happy for him

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I can't wait for this rollercoaster to take its dive