Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Buster Scruggs said:
Cobes hasn’t consistently brushed his teeth for literal decades at this point, as well as drinking swill mixed with literally the worst energy drinks for your teeth and that can do a lot of damage. If you’ve ever gone through the Midwest you’d see tons of people with teeth on par or even worse than Cobes. They call it “mountain dew mouth”, but Cobes is suffering from an even worse ailment, “monster and forties mouth”.
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Do you think that bogletta has washed her box in the last decade? My theory is the two sources of bacteria will spawn a offspring which will take over the world like COVID was supposed to do. Maybe they will call it the white death or super aids works
 
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He has been reborn; rebirthed in the image of shadow. The precursor to a new age devoid of skygods, a Dark Age. Sacrifice all of mankind. TWU
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The best line in the whole stream was Jessica saying “it would be so cute if your dad was here to cook us dinner”.

This woman is forty something years old and has never had a shred of independence. I would understand suggesting Cobes cook a cute dinner for valentines, but she sounds like she hasn’t been away from her parents long enough ever to understand that after you’re 18 eating is kinda on you. Just that one statement makes me believe she’ll be gone after a long lecture from homedad Clint telling her he doesn’t give a shit and won’t coddle them past paying for rent like he usually does for josh when he spends all his money on booze.
 
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My theory is that NAL has found her meal ticket. Cobes is retarded but not too retarded for her. I can almost guarantee she's a master of manipulating government benefits and will make whatever phone calls she needs to make to make sure that SSI slush flows like bog wine. She also knows retards give Cobes money on the internet and thats money too.

I'm a hopeless romantic but I hope those two troglodytes end up together, milking paypigs and the government for all they're worth. There was a bar I used to go to back in the day that had a pair of regulars that were in this nebulous state of drug abuse and homelessness. Rick and Jeana, probably in their 70s, completely fucked in the head. They showed up, drank beer and would have strange but friendly conversations with whoever sat close enough to them. They were never trouble, just a couple of fucked up people being fucked up together and were fun to talk to. Harmless, weird, friendly and doing exactly what they wanted to do.

I can't think of a happier ending for Josh.
 
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Let's fucking go Cobes!
The haidurs can suck it, tactical soap and patiently waiting working as intended.
I hope he gets his schizo queen pregnant and we can spectate the adventures of little Ozzy Josh Saunders, taking over his dad's successful Wand business and shredding some sick tunes.
 
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