Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[I'mma real anime gurl]

If he filmed it the redditors would fap to it because they're cucks.

 

[Janusz z Gliwic]

Who gave who more diseases do you think?

Cobes to NaL. Doesn't matter how many STDs she has, nothing can beat unholy diseases that without a doubt evolved within his mouth and mead.

 

[Molly Millions]

What is it with the stuff i hear about cobras landlord only allowing her to stay 8 to 10 days? Since when do landlords get a say in who you can have over if you rent an apartment? Or did cobes just lay the foundation to get rid of her after a week?

It's not unusual for landlords to put limits on how long someone can stay on their property without having them added to the lease. 10 days seems standard.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What is it with the stuff i hear about cobras landlord only allowing her to stay 8 to 10 days? Since when do landlords get a say in who you can have over if you rent an apartment? Or did cobes just lay the foundation to get rid of her after a week?

I haven't heard this but I wouldn't be surprised if this was a Clint lie so that she does not attempt to stay as Cobra has a history of just letting any actual homeless person move their belongings from the dumpster behind the liquor store into his apartment and stay indefinitely, for free. "Josh remember, your landlord said you can have a visitor for a week or you'll be kicked out!"

 

[Chongqing]

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This was cute, hot, and everything my life is not.

TWU.

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

They just created a brand new STD.

 

[Incel Death Note]

It's all gonna be ok, toobz. We're all gonna make it, but I digress.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

She enters his cave, and lays her eggs on the side of his armchair. He then fertilizes them with his swimmers before spending 30 days guarding the eggs. Once they hatch they migrate up and live off of the dust on his ps3.

Sometimes we all need to be reminded just how beautiful nature can be.

 

[Hennimore]

So the "incense" is definitely weed right? Reddit is speculating it's meth but given how historically paranoid Jord is with talking about weed on the internet I'm guessing it's weed. The ending of the stream was definitely weird.

 

[Rungle]

Only up from here JFS.

 

[lurkin]

Sometimes we all need to be reminded just how beautiful nature can be.

rare too, they only breed every 10 years or so.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Good for you, Cobes.

She scares me and I worry about what is about to happen, but that's a problem for future you.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

-Sad
-Not a wizard
-Can’t make potions or wands
-No pussy


-Chad
-Literally a S Tier Warlock
-Magic Wand and Potion Engineer
-Absolute Pussy Crushing Machine


NULL DEFEATED.
COBES VICTORIOUS.

 

[DrNow]

TMDWU.

I'm gonna make myself a bloody cobra later drink a toast to our sexy goth badboy.

 

[whogoesthere]

Good for you, Cobes.

She scares me and I worry about what is about to happen, but that's a problem for future you.

It also means we might get some premium content.

We have the love arc, when all is bliss.

We have the crack arc. Not the drugs, but when we start to see the little cracks forming as these two fucking headcases move past the honeymoon phase.

The break up arc. This could go in many different ways. Will Clint have to march her out, will Cobes give her the floorlord treatment when she insults Saint Ozzy. Perhaps a vicious fight over who gets the last huff of duster.

2024 shaping up to be a knockout year for Cobes.

 

[lurkin]

'Hehe go in the hole, yueaahhhh!'

 

[Spunt]

It also means we might get some premium content.

We have the love arc, when all is bliss.

We have the crack arc. Not the drugs, but when we start to see the little cracks forming as these two fucking headcases move past the honeymoon phase.

The break up arc. This could go in many different ways. Will Clint have to march her out, will Cobes give her the floorlord treatment when she insults Saint Ozzy. Perhaps a vicious fight over who gets the last huff of duster.

2024 shaping up to be a knockout year for Cobes.

Agreed, right now it feels like the rollercoaster cranking its way up the lift hill, at some point we'll go over the summit and the screaming will start.

 

[Crex Crex]

This is how the antichrist will be conceived.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What is it with the stuff i hear about cobras landlord only allowing her to stay 8 to 10 days? Since when do landlords get a say in who you can have over if you rent an apartment? Or did cobes just lay the foundation to get rid of her after a week?

Clint possibly, someone mentioned up thread Wyoming's squatters right laws kick in after a single letter or 12 consecutive days.

 

[Molester Stallone]

They just created a brand new STD.

I'm afraid you're right. This may be the end of humanity. It's been fun fellow Kiwis.