Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

"Your toes are fucking gross but that doesn't effect me."

I can't believe she just said that to my boy just slayed him and they moved on completely with no other comment

 

[Slim Boglim]

We're two-three drinks away from a fucking absolute meltdown. Cobies is going to be reasonable for a bit with her retarded behavior but it's gunna get worse the more booze she pours down her throat and he's gunna SNAP on her and she's going to respond very aggressively.

I was gonna say it’ll light the fuse but it might be more like splitting an atom

 

[Hennimore]

TMDNWU

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He's only got to make it another 8 days (lol)

If he makes it to day 3 he'll be fucking lucky.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Why is she swearing so much? She seems more dangerous than Josh and like she would lead him down a bad road.

He needs a gothic of age alive non related non sexually transmitted disease infected prostitute.

One who can tap faster than ghettoasmr.

 

[ADHD]

UH OH. she said faggot in stream

"Faggot" and "retard" are two of her favorite words when she's drunk and mad.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

 

[Slim Boglim]

I just love the fact the cop watches his streams apparently. Can you imagine he’s the guy that just gets sent over now? “Got a call about Josh Saunders. It’s all you Geoff.”

Do you think he unironically watched cobra or maybe Casper P.D. made him start watching to know tabs cause so many calls and reports are from there or about his channel?

Anyway if you’re reading this CasperOfficer-senpai TWU and have a thin mint on me

 

['Ole Dente]

If you send police to Josh's house he will not stream the entirety of her stay and you will miss out on the impending drunken whacko argument they're eventually going to have. It's a shitty thing to do in general but you're gunna cuck yourself and everyone out of actual content instead of a muted segment where nothing is gained. At least DoorDash is semi-funny and it doesn't do anything but annoy him.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

This is stomach churning to watch them interact on stream. I am still happy he is diddling her and not kids.

She is clearly loving the live stream attention and is milking it for all she can get.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I just love the fact the cop watches his streams apparently. Can you imagine he’s the guy that just gets sent over now? “Got a call about Josh Saunders. It’s all you Geoff.”

Do you think he unironically watched cobra or maybe Casper P.D. made him start watching to know tabs cause so many calls and reports are from there or about his channel?

Anyway if you’re reading this

I like the image of a bunch of Casper PD watching his streams on the break room TV laughing and bantering like what goes on in this thread

 

[Ponzo]

The best part about all of this? If josh refuses to stream after this fiasco, she will just fire up her own stream ALL FUCKING DAY around him and piss him off

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I’m starting to think we won’t be hearing those wedding bells after all.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Those are 9.5% beers he's drinking.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

His smile and optimism: gone.

Post nut clarity is a bitch

 

['Ole Dente]

The best part about this is that no matter how much he drinks, he cannot block, delete and ignore this obnoxious halfwit sitting on top of him drinking all his booze. This is like Warlord all over again but SHE CAN'T LEAVE AND HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Those are 9.5% beers he's drinking.

His smile and optimism: gone.

There you go.

The best part about this is that no matter how much he drinks, he cannot block, delete and ignore this obnoxious halfwit sitting on top of him drinking all his booze. This is like Warlord all over again but SHE CAN'T LEAVE AND HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Yea this is the face of a very confused Boglim, Dry spell over but what did it cost me?

 

['Ole Dente]

There you go.



Yea this is the face of a very confused Boglim, Dry spell over but what did it cost me?

It's like the surstromming.

"Well youtube I've opened up the can, but at what cost?"

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I have never watched Cobra before, but this current livestream is hilarious. If he doesn't kill her crazy ass just to shut her up, when he dumps her she'll become a Level 1 stalker. I'll keep my eye on the headlines.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I can't decide if I wanna yell constantly "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BISH!" or puke in my mouth bc how gross they both are.