Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

If we lose a week of Cobes content because of weens being virgins over the heavy petting I'll be mad.

He'll just go to Facebook until the suspension's over, or he'll move to his new backup channel. Nothing can stop the Cobra Demon, TWU.

Stream ended, torture session over. Time for another mating session for the Cobester.

 

[ADHD]

Jerking him off on stream is going to be a ban. This bitch is going to kill his channel. Youtube won't care if it's through his shorts, and faggots are 100% going to report him.

He might be ok. Nader got a handjob from DeeDee on stream and nothing happened, and that was definitely reported. And his dick was actually outside of his pants.

 

[Zjierb]

Cobra and Jessica sitting in a tree - K I S S I N G

Homie needs to stop his Bogwitch from jerking his joink on stream. He's gonna lose his channel and his income which will make him objectively less attractive (which would be impressive).

 

[Mister Uno]

Just a warning. Cobra has a history of getting too drunk and forgetting he's live.

This is what I am waiting for, and it would possibly be the most cursed video to exist. And the best part? It would be archived here for all of us to see. Or hear, if they did it off camera in his room.
Annnd the stream ended. Thank God.

 

[I_R_Octopus]

Cobros the end of his channel is nigh this retarded bitch is gonna do what the troles couldnt

The ultimate troll tactic. Fake being a fan girl, get flown out to meet the Cobra himself, fuck him, then get his channel nuked. Take notes boys!

Also, idk which I'd want to see more, cobes lose his channel, cobes get stabbed, or cobes get arrested for DV.

 

[Meiwaku]

Fuck this is a tough man, jerking off his stiff cobra while trying to manipulate him into turning on chat so she can get attention what kind of weird intercourse is this

She's a peak attention whore.

She compliment fishes incessantly on her pussy making you think that such a place is where she sees her value. She's admitted she's insanely lonely and the content about "if it happens it happens" in terms of kids make you know she went in with a plan. She's no simple attention whore. She's a special breed of lonely woman I call "the settler".

She came in near middle aged with her covered wagon, and oxen along the Wyoming Trail for the greater pastures of two combined YouTube incomes. She's here to settle this territory.

She has already dropped the L word multiple times and played off the "haha it's okay if he doesn't love me he doesn't know me haha." She also tests the waters with clicking the chat button. She wants the attention. She wants to secure a baby ONLY so she can secure a man. She's tired of Virginia and is ready to be a windy mountain mama. She will do everything in her power to secure this man with the only thing her SPED ass knows how to use, her pussy.

Make no mistake, at the end of this visit she's going to be ready to move in.

Also lmao this is who Goocheese lost to.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The ultimate troll tactic. Fake being a fan girl, get flown out to meet the Cobra himself, fuck him, then get his channel nuked. Take notes boys!

Also, idk which I'd want to see more, cobes lose his channel, cobes get stabbed, or cobes get arrested for DV.

Hey buddy, you just blow in here from the subreddit?

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

She's a peak attention whore.

She compliment fishes incessantly on her pussy making you think that such a place is where she sees her value. She's admitted she's insanely lonely and the content about "if it happens it happens" in terms of kids make you know she went in with a plan. She's no simple attention whore. She's a special breed of lonely woman I call "the settler".

She came in near middle aged with her covered wagon, and oxen along the Wyoming Trail for the greater pastures of two combined YouTube incomes. She's here to settle this territory.

She has already dropped the L word multiple times and played off the "haha it's okay if he doesn't love me he doesn't know me haha." She also tests the waters with clicking the chat button. She wants the attention. She wants to secure a baby ONLY so she can secure a man. She's tired of Virginia and is ready to be a windy mountain mama. She will do everything in her power to secure this man with the only thing her SPED ass knows how to use, her pussy.

Make no mistake, at the end of this visit she's going to be ready to move in.

Also lmao this is who Goocheese lost to.

That sounds spot on. She may be a crazy half blind whore but she has certainly got a mission she is seeking to accomplish over the next week.

Also I have heard her say "I am not moving in """yet""" " a couple of times now. Fuck he needs to get into a tism and kick her out but every time he gets mad she uses what is left of her feminine ways to kiss and stroke him and calm him down.

 

[I_R_Octopus]

Hey buddy, you just blow in here from the subreddit?

No just been watching this guy on YouTube for awhile now and want to see his happiness go away, I mean, look how full of himself he was as soon as he got his nut to now... I just can't wait for the climax to this shit show.


I'm genuinely curious what he'd do if he lost "everything": the apartment, the channel, the subscribers he has. gained over the years.

Would he drink himself to death? Get sent to a group home and be forced to do better for himself? Like, what's his rock bottom and that'll come next?

At least his dry spell is over, reset that clock everybody.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Are we all watching an autistic man be masturbated by a swamp witch right now?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

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Through the magic of the capital I Internet we can share the experience of watching an autistic man get an over-the-pants HJ live with people all over the world.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Somehow I'm not mad that I missed the last stream where the crackwitch stroked the cobra.

 

[Meiwaku]

That sounds spot on. She may be a crazy half blind whore but she has certainly got a mission she is seeking to accomplish over the next week.

Also I have heard her say "I am not moving in """yet""" " a couple of times now. Fuck he needs to get into a tism and kick her out but every time he gets mad she uses what is left of her feminine ways to kiss and stroke him and calm him down.

She's savy in the feminine ways, I will give her that. She calms his autism like how a master calms a snarling dog. She's a Boglim tamer when she's not entirely shit faced. But I will bet you that if that didn't work she would go completely feral and be unable to uphold it.

I for one look forward to the next few cobra molest streams. I will bet anything she will up the ante and test the waters more. Maybe "accidentally" leave her stuff there when she leaves etc.

I need those stream cappers to come in with the hands down the pants gifs and over pants fapping videos

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

No just been watching this guy on YouTube for awhile now and want to see his happiness go away

You sure are one miserable faggot

 

[I_R_Octopus]

You sure are one miserable faggot

Always lurking

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

No just been watching this guy on YouTube for awhile now and want to see his happiness go away,

You sure are one miserable faggot

Look a sad cobes is a dull cobes let him have something even for a little while he gets smug an the content flows, he's already regretting this and it's natural fallout is going to be amazing.

 

[Fishcakes]

No just been watching this guy on YouTube for awhile now and want to see his happiness go away

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight *tips katana*

 

[Mister Uno]

Somehow I'm not mad that I missed the last stream where the crackwitch stroked the cobra.

I envy you. Really dodged a bullet. But we still have more content to go before he either flips out or she leaves (less likely). And honestly, she's so gross I kinda hope he flips out on her and kicks her out. Not sure how much more comments about NAL's pussy or details of their sexual escapades I can take.

 

[Todd Weiss]

Clint dove into crazy pussy; is there any reason to believe his progeny won't follow suit? A new, improved cobra is just what the world needs.

 

[AnOminous]

That's a reaction image if I've ever seen one toobz

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He finally figured out shooting ropes on the carpet is better than krayzee.