Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Can you imagine waking up hungover sick as a dog and the first thing you see is this horrific hag staring at you in bed saying JOSHY JOSH and touching you?
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Rotogravure said:
Personally, I would love to know what happened there.
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I'd speculate she had a couple brutal, black-out drunk falls and that's how it happened. Regarding the pics, sure, they are from a decade ago but she would've aged better if she didn't hit the bottle, her face has that certain haggardness that only alcoholics and junkies seem to develope.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think we've seen all the Smug we're going to get from him after the 1st night.
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He may not be having a good time right now, but I'll be surprised if he doesn't constantly bring up how "the trolls don't have fangirls willing to fly out and fuck them" once she leaves.

Even if when this "relationship" ends horribly, he will just spin the entire thing into something badass, and i cant wait for it.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
The Lord is live again! With his Methwhore and Darfliny B!
Chat is enabled again, so be prepared for Methica to be sneeding and banning people.
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Now this is a session, we just need Floor Lord and Scotty to show up and it's a Party.

But seriously I wonder what's going on there, Darf not been in a video in a long time - I think his wife put a stop to it honestly but him showing up when she's there I smell a Clint shaped Rat.
 
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Josh has just responded to a chat just now an jessic butted in an said "Yea Hes already gone of off you?, Yea I don't think so he's pretty fucking honest, he'd just fucking tell me" an Josh replied "Yeppppp...." but in a way that screams yea i really am dude.

Edit to add: She just burped in a really unpleasant way, like just a fucking unrepentant - not even a little involuntary raise of her hand she didn't finish, lust just barbaric especially with those chompers.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Can Methica stop fucking burping into the goddamn microphone? She's somehow more repulsive than Lord Cobra himself.
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Edit to add: She just burped in a really unpleasant way, like just a fucking unrepentant - not even a little involuntary raise of her hand she didn't finish, lust just barbaric especially with those chompers.
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Oh she just did it again, the fucking rancid vile sow.
 
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It seems like she now has to ask for Our Lord's permission before she can start banning people who hurt her feefees. I guess that was the compromise they reached. She's allowed to sneed and flex to chat that she fucked the Cobester, but she needs his permission before she can ban anyone.
 
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