Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

Cobes is banned from Superchats. His channel got demonetized. Methica is coping about how it's not her fault.

Wow, this bitch is a fucking wrecking ball

 

[Giant Machine]

Cobes is banned from Superchats. His channel got demonetized. Methica is coping about how it's not her fault.

She gave him an over the pants handjob, and she's clueless why it's demonetized.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Did that happen just now or was it already before they started streaming today?

Superchats weren't on for the last stream, and Cobes was under the assumption they're automatically turned on. So I'm going to assume it was after the first stream. Also this stream is age restricted.

I think it's safe to assume the constant groping, molesting, and jerking off she was doing on the first 2 streams got him demonetized.

 

[Bogliacci]

Superchats weren't on for the last stream, and Cobes was under the assumption they're automatically turned on. So I'm going to assume it was after the first stream. Also this stream is age restricted.

I think it's safe to assume the constant groping, molesting, and jerking off she was doing on the first 2 streams got him demonetized.

Age restricting streams is something he does, so that's not really abnormal.

 

[007Eleven]

Did that happen just now or was it already before they started streaming today?

When the stream was just scheduled it was on so something must of happened either before they came on or during the stream.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

So is he now financially destitute? Things are going downhill fast.

Edit: I guess he's alway got his wands.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

That's quite the cough the man has there, he might unironically be quite sick with a cold and not just hangover.

Jessica has given him tuberculosis no doubt. Probably Hanta virus too…it’s carried by gross rodents so he should have seen it coming.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

As far as I can tell you can still buy memberships, can you be demonetized for superchats/ads and still have memberships?

 

[lurkin]

Which would the farms prefer, a sip of cobe's spitoon or tongue punching NAL's crusty goon tube???

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

So is he now financially destitute? Things are going downhill fast.

Edit: I guess he's alway got his wands.

Him having superchats back is pretty recent, he can just go back to cash app or whatever he used, though it seems superchats bring in a lot more money from people hoping he'll read them (he won't).

 

[Bogliacci]

So is he now financially destitute? Things are going downhill fast.

Edit: I guess he's alway got his wands.

He only got remonetized in October (or november, cant remember) and then he didnt even really stream with superchats until December. He never actually stopped doing what he usually does, which was promoting his cashapp, patreon, and paypal for business exchange donayshuns

 

[Giant Machine]

Which would the farms prefer, a sip of cobe's spitoon or tongue punching NAL's crusty goon tube???

Spitoon

 

[bigasscigar]

Which would the farms prefer, a sip of cobe's spitoon or tongue punching NAL's crusty goon tube???

I'd chug a weeks worth of his dip spit just to stay away from that desert fish market

 

[Hennimore]

Dollars to donuts the Redditors will start posting threads about how Josh picked up pills from Walt and Angie because he is dozing off while on stream.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I look down from the viewer and see this, funniest thing so far.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He's done it on and off for a while. He's had that spitoon for ages.

Has he learned to spit in it, instead of letting it dribble down is chin?

 

[bonified retard]

He's been having this superchat issue off and on ever since he's gotten it back. She just confirmed it's because of a youtube violation, and not him being too stupid to enable it like many have speculated. I'm sure the hand job is the reason for this recent ineligibility. Gotta imagine he loses it altogether (again) at some point, if he hasn't already.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Real danger of his channel getting banned. Josh is dumb but has an idea what might get banned (least sober). She's so fucking unhinged she drop faggots, niggers, flash her box, and over the pants handjobs without thought

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

She's tweaking the facial ticks are super common with cocaine and methamphetamine use. She could also have other thing's going on but I think she's fucked on up something possibly even adderall.

Bro, I've done both coke and aderall in dangerously large quantities and I can tell you this is NOT what it does to you. At all. This is some weird new experimental bath salt / salvia / god-knows-what level tripping.

Probably the closest I've ever come to sperging out like this was "ODing" on a metric fuckton of shrooms, but even that didn't cause whatever psychobitch shitfit we see here.

To be an arm chair psychotropiciatrist (coined it, boom!) for a second; whichever drugs she was on were just exacerbating her weird psychotic retard tendencies, they are not the only cause, they are one of many.

 

[ADHD]

Please get ready for fun.